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you meet someone
you two get close
its all great for awhile
then someone stops trying
Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
No communication whatsoever
Memories start to fade
Then the person you know become the person u knew
That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
CARA MEMBEDAKAN BERAS PLASTIK DENGAN BERAS BIASA
Akhir2 ini kita dihantui isu tentang beras plastik yg sudah beredar di pasar. Untuk mengetahui apakah beras yg anda beli asli atau plastik ; bakar ujung beras apabila bisa ditarik melar berarti itu beras plastik. Beras plastik akan berasap dan berbau jika dibakar sedangkan beras asli tidak.
Ada juga cara yg lebih AKURAT yaitu masak beras dan makan lah spt biasa. Ketika anda BAB coba perhatikan kalau yg keluar kotoran biasa berarti beras yg anda konsumsi adalah asli.
Tetapi jika kotoran yg keluar berupa ember, gayung, piring, mangkok & kantong kresek WASPADALAH berarti anda telah menkonsumsi beras PLASTIK...!!
you meet someone
you two get close
its all great for awhile
then someone stops trying
Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
No communication whatsoever
Memories start to fade
Then the person you know become the person u knew
That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
^
pengalaman pribadi ?
^^^
Maunya sih om, jadi bisa buka toko plastik
you meet someone
you two get close
its all great for awhile
then someone stops trying
Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
No communication whatsoever
Memories start to fade
Then the person you know become the person u knew
That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
HARI LAKI2 SEDUNIA
LAKI-LAKI adalah ciptaan
Allah yg paling indah.
Dia banyak mengalah dari
umur yang sangat muda.
Dia membelanjakan
semua duit,
untuk beli hadiah,
untuk yang dia cinta,
hanya untuk melihat
dia tersenyum..
Dia korbankan masa
lajangnya hanya untuk
seorang wanita..
Dia korbankan masa
mudanya demi istri dan anak2nya. dengan bekerja sampai mlm tanpa mengeluh.
Dia bina masa depan
mereka Sekeluarga
dengan hutang dari bank
dan membayar cicilan
sampe stress..
Dia telah bersusah payah
tapi masih dimarahi isteri
dan boss. Kehidupan Dia
berakhir hanya untuk
mengalah demi
kebahagiaan orang lain
Kalau dia keluar rumah,
katanya dia ngelayap
Kalau dia tinggal dirumah,
kata org dia malas..
Kalau dia marahi anak2,
kata org dia galak
Kalau dia tak marah, kata Org
dia laki-laki yang tak tegas..
Kalau dia tak bolehkan isteri bekerja, kata org dia seorang yang mengungkung
kalau dia bolehkan isteri
bekerja, kata org dia makan
gaji isteri.
Kalau dia dengar apa kata ibunya, kata org dia anak mami
Kalau dia dengar kata isteri,
kata org dia DKI
(Dibawah Ketiak Istri)
Kalau dia banyak menolong wanita yg membutuhkan, dibilang hidung belang...
Kalau gak mau tolong
wanita lain, katanya kejam..
Tapi di tengah terpaan
segala macam tuduhan,
dia tetap tegar..
Dialah laki laki..
Hargailah setiap laki-laki
dalam hidup anda.
Anda tidak akan pernah
tahu apa perngorbanan yang
sudah dilakukan buat anda.
Selamat Hari Laki2 Sedunia
Hidup Laki-laki. Tapi juga hidup wanita
kalau dunia tdk ada adam dan hawa, dunia bisa sepi sampai hanya kedengaran suara jangkrik tokkk..:👍👍👍😀😀😀
you meet someone
you two get close
its all great for awhile
then someone stops trying
Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
No communication whatsoever
Memories start to fade
Then the person you know become the person u knew
That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
^
pusing pala barbie, Kong
Habisnya ga ada hari khusus laki2/suami om
you meet someone
you two get close
its all great for awhile
then someone stops trying
Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
No communication whatsoever
Memories start to fade
Then the person you know become the person u knew
That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
*mencium bau tsurhatan terselubung*
#nyimak
idjin kopi paste ja............................Originally Posted by surjadi05
Intermezo ..... Tiga orang sahabat anak SMA : Otong, Udin dan Jojon berniat naik gunung.
Tiba di tempat sblm naik gunung mereka bertemu kakek2 yg menasehati agak jangan menginjak kodok... karena kalau menginjak akan mengakibatkan dpt jodoh yg jelek...
Dlm pendakian, Udin dan Jojon ternyata menginjak kodok...
cuma Otong yg gak nginjak kodok...
Otongpun tertawa senang.... katanya: "Lu berdua bakal dpt bini jelek..."
10 thn kemudian mereka reunian dan membawa istri masing2...
Udin dan Jojon melihat Otong datang dengan istrinya yg cantik, sedang mereka memang beristri jelek....
Otong dgn bangga berkata : "Bini gue cakep karena gue gak nginjek kodok, kalo lo berdua kan nginjek kodok.... si kakek itu bener banget ramalannya..."
Akhirnya Udin dan Jojon penasaran nanyain bini si Otong:
"Mbak....cakep2 kok mau sih sama temen saya si Otong yg model kayak gitu ...pas2an..."
Bini si Otong cuma bilang : "Begini ceritanya... waktu itu saya naek gunung.... eh saya nginjek kodok....." 😁😜😝
Moral of d story: ada 2 sisi dari 1 cerita? Atau kodok jangan diinjak tapi di swikee?
you meet someone
you two get close
its all great for awhile
then someone stops trying
Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
No communication whatsoever
Memories start to fade
Then the person you know become the person u knew
That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
siapa nama si kakek itu ?
^^^
Kalo ga salah [MENTION=53]Fere[/MENTION] om
Nah...nama kakeknya da ketauan...trus kodoknya siapa namanya...
Loh bukannya kamu tung? Siluman kodok
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" MASALAH "
Setiap orang punya masalah...
Orang konyol sering membuat masalah...
Orang "Kerdil" memperbesar masalah...
Orang biasa membicarakan masalah...
Orang besar mengatasi masalah..
Orang bijak bersyukur dengan masalah...
Orang kreatif melihat peluang dari masalah...
Orang beriman naik derajat karena masalah...
Jadi, sebenarnya tidak ada masalah dengan hadirnya "masalah"...
Masalahnya, bagaimana cara kita meresponi & menyikapi "masalah"...
Sikapi & responi masalah dengan bersyukur, tetap sabar, terus berjuang dan jangan lupa berdoa.
Karena hakikatnya, hidup itu rangkaian "masalah" demi "masalah".
Ayo tetap semangat & jangan menyerah.
Selamat sore👉☕🍼👍🙏😊
---------- Post Merged at 04:04 PM ----------
Post diatas adalah reminder, kalo punya "masalah" ga dapat izin kawin lagi, ingat cari peluang, selalu siapkan Akta yg udah ditandatangani notaris, begitu bini lagi hepi banget sodorin akta tersebut, cemangatty
bini mau kawin lagi, Kong ?
Bukan om, tapi gw
you meet someone
you two get close
its all great for awhile
then someone stops trying
Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
No communication whatsoever
Memories start to fade
Then the person you know become the person u knew
That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
In a Nursery School Canteen, a basket of apples with a notice written over it:
"Do not take more than one, God is watching"
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it.
"Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples".
Moral: NEVER ACT SMART with today's generation..!!.
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KID: "Why some of your hair are white Dad?"
DAD: "Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white ….."
KID: "Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white….."
Moral: Don’t be over smart ..
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Child : "Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head?"
Mummy: "Because he speak only truth."
Child: "Now I understood why ladies have long hair...."
_______________________________
TEACHER: Bunyau, go to the map and find North America .
Bunyau: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Bunyau.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Mujab, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
MUJAB: You told me to do it without using the tables.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Jedun,, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Jedun : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Jedun : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Bunyau, what is the chemical formula for water?
Bunyau : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Bunyau : Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Jegit , name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Jegit : Me !
Moral of d story : jadi guru sekarang bisa buat pala barbie mabok
_______________________________
you meet someone
you two get close
its all great for awhile
then someone stops trying
Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
No communication whatsoever
Memories start to fade
Then the person you know become the person u knew
That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
nama-nama muridnya aneh-aneh
gimanak gak mabok pala barbie
Waduh si om kayak ga tahu nama anak2 sekarang aja, gw nama ponakan banyak yg ga hapal, apalagi cucu ponakan
you meet someone
you two get close
its all great for awhile
then someone stops trying
Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
No communication whatsoever
Memories start to fade
Then the person you know become the person u knew
That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wifes.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wifes, They will fight for u!
Feel the difference & decide
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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle
you meet someone
you two get close
its all great for awhile
then someone stops trying
Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
No communication whatsoever
Memories start to fade
Then the person you know become the person u knew
That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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