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  1. 22-09-2011, 07:32 PM #1
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    yanwok di perutnya ada sapi ....

    Seorang pasien di RSJ - KM bernama yanwok.. mules2 perutnya dgn tergesa-gesa dia ingin di periksa.. Namun krna dr. ancuur sedang bepergian keluar kota.. menghadiri pembukaan RSJ cabang sidoarjo.. maka yanwok diperiksa oleh dr. Giku..

    yanwok: "dokter, rasa perut saya sakit sekali..." (sambil pegang2 terus perutnya..)
    dr. Giku: "kenapa... kamu kebanyakan makan sambal...?" (ucap dokter serius)
    yanwok: "enggak Dok, saya merasa di dalam perut saya ada sapi..."

    dr. Giku-pun menggangguk, lalu menyuntik si yanwok dengan obat tidur. setelah yanwok tertidur, lalu diikat seekor sapi warna putih. di samping tempat tidur yanwok tersebut, dan tak lama yanwok terbangun..

    dr. Giku: "wok.. , sapinya sudah saya keluarkan dari perutmu.." (pakai muka serius biar yanwok percaya)
    yanwok: "tapi Dok... tapi... tapi..." (bingung...)
    dr. Giku: "tapi apa lagi...? sekarang bagaimana perasaan perutmu..." (dgn muka serius agar tdk ketahuan bohong)
    yanwok: "hmm.. terima kasih dok.. perutku sudah kempes sekarang.. tapi menurut mimpi sapi dalam perut saya berwarna coklat, bukannya putih.. dok"
    dr. Giku: "???...@#$%^&*..??"
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  2. 22-09-2011, 08:16 PM #2
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    ^berarti coklat tuh anaknyasapinya om ancuur
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  3. 27-09-2011, 06:04 PM #3
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    urzu suka gak ngaku... itu kan hasil hubungan gelapmu.. sama yanwok
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  4. 27-09-2011, 06:17 PM #4
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    ingat sodara-sodara.....

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  5. 03-10-2011, 05:34 PM #5
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    ternyata pengalaman pribadi ya hehhehe
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  6. 03-10-2011, 05:36 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by rajacacing
    ternyata pengalaman pribadi ya hehhehe
    haduh... pasien baru ini buka2 lembaran lama
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu
    ingat sodara-sodara.....

    nama aslinya YESIKA........ YE - SI - KA

    iya, YE.....SI.....KAAAAA.....
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  9. 03-10-2011, 05:44 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by E = mc²
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    sama sama napsu jgn berebut... silahkan berbagi saja bersama yesika
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  13. 04-10-2011, 09:08 AM #13
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  14. 04-10-2011, 11:15 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by deddy View Post
    yesika ni cewek tulen apa palsu ?
    portable. sesuai kebutuhan. Om Ded mau nyoba?
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    Quote Originally Posted by yanwok View Post
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    jelas sudah ....

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    portable. sesuai kebutuhan. Om Ded mau nyoba?
    wah perlu dicoba neh .....
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