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  1. 30-09-2011, 12:20 PM #1
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    Dr Ancuur ikut Seminar Motivator

    Seorang Motivator berkata: "Tahun-tahun terbaik dalam hidupku kuhabiskan bersama Seorang Wanita yang bukanlah istriku."
    Hadirin terkejut dan terpaku...
    Ia kemudian menambah kan, "Ia adalah ibuku.
    Hadirin kemudian bertepuk tangan dengan Gemuruh dan tertawa.

    Dr Ancuur yang baru saja ikut dalam acara tersebut, kemudian mencoba hal ini di rumah. Setelah makan malam, ia berkata dengan lantang di depan istrinya di Dapur:

    "Aku menghabiskan tahun-tahun terbaik hidupku bersama seorang Wanita yang bukan istriku."

    Ia berhenti sejenak memejamkan matanya, mencoba mengingat kalimat terakhir sang Motivator... Ketika Dr Ancuur membuka mata, ia mendapati dirinya terbaring di tempat tidur rumah sakit, baru saja mendapatkan Perawatan akibat Siraman Air Panas...
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  2. 30-09-2011, 12:29 PM #2
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    Dr Ancuur berkata: "ow.. ternyata semua ini hanya mimpi"
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  3. 30-09-2011, 02:45 PM #3
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    disiram aer panas ?
    telor bisa mateng tuh
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  4. 30-09-2011, 02:51 PM #4
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    tinggal pake bumbu yah?
    you can also find me here
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  5. 30-09-2011, 03:16 PM #5
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    Om. Ancuur jarang mandi sih...

    padahal punya istri baik banget..sampe disiapin air panas segala
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  6. 30-09-2011, 03:33 PM #6
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    wakakaka... bego!!!!
    Percayai apa yang ingin kau percayai
    Dan hiduplah seperti apa yang kau inginkan….
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  7. 30-09-2011, 09:53 PM #7
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    yang bego siapa jeng? dr. ancuur?


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  8. 30-09-2011, 10:06 PM #8
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    sayang dr ancuur cuma sampe rumah sakit
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    ^maksud lw harus sampe mana za?
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  10. 30-09-2011, 10:23 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingform View Post
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    yang bego siapa jeng? dr. ancuur?
    ya iyalah... Hahahaha...itu cara bunuh diri paling tokcer tuh...
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  11. 30-09-2011, 10:24 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsreza View Post
    sayang dr ancuur cuma sampe rumah sakit
    kalau langsung dikubur, uang asuransinya gede banget...
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  12. 30-09-2011, 10:27 PM #12
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    ^rupanya aya ngincer asuransinya om ancuur.
    Sayang om ancuur cuma ngasuransi burung kesayangannya
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    Quote Originally Posted by Urzu 7 View Post
    ^rupanya aya ngincer asuransinya om ancuur.
    Sayang om ancuur cuma ngasuransi burung kesayangannya
    welah, mana ada asuransi hewan peliharaan... Gak ada ah ju..
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  14. 30-09-2011, 10:50 PM #14
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    pada ngomongin apaan sih
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    tuh kan nanggung, orangnya sekarang udah bisa posting lagi
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    ^gimana rasanya disiram air panas om?
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    minum kopi paling enak pake air panas
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    kok masih idup?
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  20. 01-10-2011, 09:21 AM #20
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    Iyalah kulit badak soalnya
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