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  1. 13-05-2011, 02:20 PM #1
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    Pensiun dini

    Iblis minta PENSIUN, " Ya Allah, hamba minta pensiun dini saja".
    Allah :" Kenapa kamu minta pensiun padahal kamu yang minta untuk selalu menggoda manusia ?"

    Iblis :"Hamba minta ampun ya Allah, amit amit skrg kelakuan manusia sudah melebihi Iblis, hamba kuatir justru hamba yang tergoda oleh manusia...
    Makanya hamba minta pensiun dini aja...."

    Manusia berzina, yang enak dia, yang disalahkan hamba. Manusia korupsi , dia yang menikmati, katanya digoda hamba. Yang paling sedih : Tiap musim haji hamba dilempari batu oleh berjuta juta manusia di Mekkah, padahal yang lempari kawan hamba juga.
    Minta ampun !! Ya Allah, hamba tak menyesal pensiun dini....!!!!

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  2. 13-05-2011, 02:24 PM #2
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  3. 13-05-2011, 02:35 PM #3
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    hehehe, sekarung jempol untuk um deddy
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    berarti skrang gak usah takut sama setan lagi wkwkwkwk ...

    Spoiler for pic hantu serem. Awas kaget!:


    kuntilanak blm ngajuin pensiun dini yah.. berarti perlu di takuti....

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    asli....dalem banget pengakuan si IBLIS...!!
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    kuereenn... bagus bagus,,,,
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  10. 15-05-2011, 01:35 AM #10
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    Wah. Cocok sekali dengan komik ini

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  11. 15-05-2011, 01:46 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by ancuur View Post
    berarti skrang gak usah takut sama setan lagi wkwkwkwk ...

    Spoiler for pic hantu serem. Awas kaget!:


    kuntilanak blm ngajuin pensiun dini yah.. berarti perlu di takuti....

    sekarang jam 2 pagi, serius gw jadi merinding buka spoilernya T.T
    Last edited by gogon; 16-05-2011 at 11:28 AM.
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  12. 15-05-2011, 02:15 AM #12
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    weh gw kok ga merinding ya kop malik, jangan2 gw juga kawannya iblis



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  13. 15-05-2011, 02:29 AM #13
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    emg udah dari sononya gw takut hal begituan.
    mending liat gore.
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  14. 15-05-2011, 12:48 PM #14
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    yg gak merinding temannya eblis... hahahhhahaha
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  15. 15-05-2011, 08:19 PM #15
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    spoilernya serem tuh

    sialnya rasa penasaran saya malah lebih besar ketimbang takut, malah jadi pengen liat lagi
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  16. 15-05-2011, 08:34 PM #16
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    Moral of the Story-nya sangat bagus ini
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  17. 16-05-2011, 12:57 AM #17
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    ntar ada sekuelnya "return of the devil"
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  18. 16-05-2011, 11:29 AM #18
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    mantap nih joke nya
    jleb jleb jleb..


    jadi sedikit ingat joke ini:
    Wahai manusia, janganlah engkau minum-minuman keras.. Karena minuman keras adalah minuman para setan
    Kalau kalian masih minum-minuman keras juga, lalu setan minum apaa?
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  19. 16-05-2011, 12:48 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by gogon View Post
    mantap nih joke nya
    jleb jleb jleb..


    jadi sedikit ingat joke ini:
    Wahai manusia, janganlah engkau minum-minuman keras.. Karena minuman keras adalah minuman para setan
    Kalau kalian masih minum-minuman keras juga, lalu setan minum apaa?
    minuman empuk?
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  20. 16-05-2011, 04:48 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuki View Post
    spoilernya serem tuh

    sialnya rasa penasaran saya malah lebih besar ketimbang takut, malah jadi pengen liat lagi
    biasanya inilah sebab mengapa ada manusia yg seumur hidupnya tidak pernah melihat setan

    keknya saya termasuk
    because, imagination is a part of reality-
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