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  1. 07-08-2012, 09:40 PM #1
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    SUNDA AIRLINES (dapet dari FB)

    "TATA TERTIB SUNDA AIRLINES"

    "Wilujeung enjing wilujeng tepang di pswt Sunda airlines. Kanggo kasalametan urang sadaya, mugi diperhatoskeun ku sdyana :

    Sakedap deui pswt bakal hiber. Supados
    tong katorekan cocokan liang ceulina ku kapas.
    Wktu pesawat rek hiber, diukna kudu ajeg, tong culang cileung, tuluy pasang sabukna.
    Cara masang cara ngonci jeung carana nyoplokeuna kieu. (Diperagakeun ku pramugarina.
    Baju pelampung aya dina handapeun korsi,tong dipake heula,tungguan aba2 ti bapa Kapten.
    Eta baju teu meunang dipindah2, komo deui mun dibawa balik,atw dipake pajangan di ruang tamu mah! Sabab Mun kapanggih bakal dicabok bulak balik/ tukang hareup! Ngarti teu?!

    Cara make baju pelampung : asupkeun kana beuheung,siga make rompi, konci sabukna ti hareup ulah tarik teuing,bisi kacekek/eungap, engke maneh teu bisa napas! Dikeukeupan mah meunang asal kelekna henteu bau!.

    Ngarah bisa ngambang dina cai, tarik eta cenul2 warna beureum jambu, kudu inget, narikna kudu di luar pesawat, sabab mun ditarik di jero, bakal melendung/gede, moal bisa ngaliwatan panto, bisa nyangked dina panto !

    Mun rek kaluar ti pesawat kudu ngantri baris siga meri nu keur diangon".

    Lamun hawa geus mimiti kurang, napas jadi sesek, masker oksigen bakal ragrag sorangan ti luhureun sirah. Buru2 ditewak, hiji ewang, ulah parebut ngerakeun ! Pasangkeun kana irung
    Kartu pituduh darurat aya dina selesepan korsi hareupeun korsi, heg dibaca, teu kudu diapalkeun, bisi maneh gelo ngapalkeun anu kitu mah!

    Mun rek maca, pencet eta cenul2 di luhureun nyaeta keur ngahurungkeun lampu. Ngarti kan ?? Sakitu heula nya?!
    Sok ayeuna mah geura ngadoa menta salamet, menta ampun mun loba dosa. Mun pesawat ragrag mah nya wayahna wae, kudu kumaha deui, Keun bae da babarengan ieu !!

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  2. 07-08-2012, 09:53 PM #2
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    iki maksude opo....aku ora mudeng blas


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  3. 07-08-2012, 10:53 PM #3
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    hahahaha kocak nih kalo ngomongnya beneran pake bahasa Sunda
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  4. 07-08-2012, 11:16 PM #4
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    aku wong jowo, ra ngerti sunda
    because, imagination is a part of reality-
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  5. 07-08-2012, 11:24 PM #5
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    urang sunda yg ada di pesawat tsb bakal kram perut semua
    CURE SUNSHINE WA KAKKOSUGIRU.
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  6. 07-08-2012, 11:31 PM #6
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    Ngarti teu?!

    Cara make baju pelampung : asupkeun kana beuheung,siga make rompi, konci sabukna ti hareup ulah tarik teuing,bisi kacekek/eungap, engke maneh teu bisa napas! Dikeukeupan mah meunang asal kelekna henteu bau!.

    Ngarah bisa ngambang dina cai, tarik eta cenul2 warna beureum jambu, kudu inget, narikna kudu di luar pesawat, sabab mun ditarik di jero, bakal melendung/gede, moal bisa ngaliwatan panto, bisa nyangked dina panto !
    Bercanda nih pramugarinya.
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  7. 07-08-2012, 11:33 PM #7
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    salah satu daya tarik bahasa sunda yg tidak ada pada bahasa lain adalah:

    bahasa sunda terdengar lucu justru oleh orang sunda itu sendiri, artinya orang sunda sendiri merasa bahwa bahasa mereka itu lucu padahal mereka menggunakan bahasa tsb sehari-hari

    saya jamin sejamin-jaminnya jika humor ini saya bacakan kepada orang tua saya, saya jamin orang tua saya bakal tertawa sampe nangis-nangis
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  8. 07-08-2012, 11:35 PM #8
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    nama saya kabayan, asli sunda, sejak kecil saya kesulitan berbicara bahasa indonesia secara pasih
    namun setelah berobat ke klinik tong pang, saya sekarang bisa mengucapkan huruf ep dengan baik
    terima kasih tong pang
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  9. 08-08-2012, 01:07 AM #9
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    artinya apaan ya..?
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  10. 08-08-2012, 05:39 AM #10
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    it hurts me. terlalu campur aduk. undak-unduk basana ngaco, pabaliut antara basa loma sareng basa lemes.
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    situ ngomong apaan tho mus..
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    rumus: yah dari segi konsistensi memang ini melanggar tata basa sunda
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  13. 08-08-2012, 10:36 AM #13
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    waduh gw harus cari joke padank, kalo kayak gini caranya
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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    Parah.... busyet tuh pramugrari neranginnya detail banget
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  15. 08-08-2012, 02:16 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
    situ ngomong apaan tho mus..
    sama aja Fer, kalo situ ngobrol ma etca/giku pake bahasa jawa, aye gak ngarti
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  16. 08-08-2012, 02:48 PM #16
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    kaga papa dicampur basa lemes sareng kasar. yang penting nyaho... hayyah
    di bogor sundanya kasar soalnya. lemes2 ga gitu ngerti malahan
    ...bersama kesusahan ada kemudahan...

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  17. 08-08-2012, 03:05 PM #17
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    saya kan dari Priangan Timur, di rumah kebiasaan pake kata-kata yg halus. Makanya suka jantungan kalo maen ke daerah Banten gituh

    Karenanya, drpd terkontaminasi bahasa sunda kasar ala anak2 gaul Bandung, saya lebih memilih berkomunikasi pake bahasa Indonesia ke temen-temen di kampus meski mereka pake bahasa sunda juga (yg kasar)
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  18. 09-08-2012, 06:42 PM #18
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    ora ngerti blas.
    you can took my soul but don't take my pride...!!!
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    ngartos sa' eutik2 tapi teteup wae lieur aing teh
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  20. 09-08-2012, 11:47 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Δx Δp ≥ ½ ħ View Post
    it hurts me. terlalu campur aduk. undak-unduk basana ngaco, pabaliut antara basa loma sareng basa lemes.
    muhun kang rumus, bahasana rada nyampur,*jadi kagok maca-na* nu lemes sareng nu loma.....
    upami bade mah nganggo basa lemes we, da teu ngirangan "humor" na

    atawa mun bade nganggo bahasa gaul sunda sakalian
    BEYOND GENIUS !!!!!!!!

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