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  1. 07-07-2012, 02:43 PM #1
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    kisah seorang cewek dan cowok

    Cewek : Mas kerja dimana?
    Cowok : Saya cuma usaha beberapa hotel bintang 4 dan 5 di Jakarta dan Bali…
    Cewek : (WAW…Konglomerat pasti!)… Mas tinggal dimana?
    Cowok : Pondok Indah Bukit Golf…
    Cewek : (WAW kereenn…Rumah Orang-orang “The Haves”) Pasti gede rumahnya yah…?
    Cowok : Ngga ah…Biasa aja koq…cuma 3000 m2…
    Cewek : (Busett!) Pasti mobilnya banyak yah…?
    Cowok : Sedikit koq…Cuma ada Ferrari. Jaguar. Mercedes. BMW. Mazda…
    Cewek : (Wah cowok idaman gue nihh!!) Mas uda punya istri…?
    Cowok : Hmm…Sampai saat ini belum tuh…hehe…
    Cewek : (Enak juga nih kalu gue bisa jadi bininya…) Mas merokok??
    Cowok : Tidak…rokok itu tidak bagus untuk kesehatan tubuh…
    Cewek : (Wah sehat nihh!) Mas suka minum-minuman keras?
    Cowok : Tidak donk…
    Cewek : (Gilee…Cool abissss!!) Mas suka maen judi??
    Cowok : Nggak…ngapain juga judi? ngabisin duit aja
    Cewek : (Ooohhhh…So sweett…) Mas suka dugem gitu ga??
    Cowok : Tidak tidak…
    Cewek : (Iihh…sholeh banget nih cowok!) Mas udah naik haji?
    Cowok : Yah…baru 3x dan umroh paling 6x…
    Cewek : (Subhanallah…calon surgawi…) Hobinya apa sih mas?
    Cowok : BOHONGIN orang……


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  2. 07-07-2012, 05:38 PM #2
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  3. 07-07-2012, 08:37 PM #3
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    GG banget tuh
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  4. 07-07-2012, 08:53 PM #4
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    jadi GG tukang bohong ya..
    jangan2 cerita di atas cuman bohongan
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  5. 07-07-2012, 11:27 PM #5
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    Wuakakakaka lucu buat ide cowok gombalin cewek hahahaha
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  6. 08-07-2012, 01:49 AM #6
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    tapi minimal cowok itu sudah memberikan kebahagiaan buat cewek itu, selama 2 menit awal2 perbincangan...
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  7. 08-07-2012, 02:10 AM #7
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    sepertinya GG rajin membaca tred inner handsome-nya
    ray surya..
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    Cewek : Mas kerja dimana?
    Cowok : Saya cuma usaha beberapa hotel bintang 4 dan 5 di Jakarta dan Bali…
    Cewek : (WAW…Konglomerat pasti!)… Mas tinggal dimana?
    Cowok : Pondok Indah Bukit Golf…
    Cewek : (WAW kereenn…Rumah Orang-orang “The Haves”) Pasti gede rumahnya yah…?
    Cowok : Ngga ah…Biasa aja koq…cuma 3000 m2…
    Cewek : (Busett!) Pasti mobilnya banyak yah…?
    Cowok : Sedikit koq…Cuma ada Ferrari. Jaguar. Mercedes. BMW. Mazda…
    Cewek : (Wah cowok idaman gue nihh!!) Mas uda punya istri…?
    Cowok : Hmm…Sampai saat ini belum tuh…hehe…
    Cewek : (Enak juga nih kalu gue bisa jadi bininya…) Mas merokok??
    Cowok : Tidak…rokok itu tidak bagus untuk kesehatan tubuh…
    Cewek : (Wah sehat nihh!) Mas suka minum-minuman keras?
    Cowok : Tidak donk…
    Cewek : (Gilee…Cool abissss!!) Mas suka maen judi??
    Cowok : Nggak…ngapain juga judi? ngabisin duit aja
    Cewek : (Ooohhhh…So sweett…) Mas suka dugem gitu ga??
    Cowok : Tidak tidak…
    Cewek : (Iihh…sholeh banget nih cowok!) Mas udah naik haji?
    Cowok : Yah…baru 3x dan umroh paling 6x…
    Cewek : (Subhanallah…calon surgawi…) kok belum berkeluarga mas? kan pasti banyak yg kejar?
    Cowok : Belum ketemu Pria idaman saya
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  9. 08-07-2012, 10:13 AM #9
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    ini diangkat dari pengalaman pribadi om gg?
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  10. 08-07-2012, 10:24 AM #10
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    surjadi curhat..
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  11. 08-07-2012, 10:47 PM #11
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    sekali2 menceritakan pengalaman pribadi...
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  12. 09-07-2012, 10:35 AM #12
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    ternyata GG seorang cewek
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  13. 09-07-2012, 04:05 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
    surjadi curhat..
    ya amplop pitnah, gw kan udah laku
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  14. 09-07-2012, 04:15 PM #14
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    kisah engkong pas muda itu
    you can also find me here
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  15. 09-07-2012, 06:42 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    ternyata GG seorang cewek
    lho emangnya selama ini taunya apa?
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  16. 09-07-2012, 06:48 PM #16
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    dikiranya mahok, situ kan pasangan trisamnya nudel sama reja..

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  17. 09-07-2012, 06:49 PM #17
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    si engkong bilang laki2
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  18. 10-07-2012, 11:55 AM #18
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    dasar cewek goblok....
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    egh salah thread ya?
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  20. 11-07-2012, 07:09 PM #20
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    del.. del.. situ mo bikin kaco tred ini ya..!!
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