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  1. 04-05-2012, 10:39 AM #1
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    Fitting room (bukan monolog)

    Kejadian di salah satu outlet pakaian.

    Nyai Sumpe : tca, tau gak.. tadi waktu gw nyobain baju di fitting room, pintunya lupa gw kunci.
    Etca : hah, kok bisa? terus...?
    Nyai Sumpe : ada cowo masuk, ganteng tca. Dia kira fitting room itu kosong. Padahal gw dah buka baju.. tinggal pake BH doank
    Etca : buseng deh.. parah amat. Trus dia malu dong?
    Nyai Sumpe : gak tau deh. Yang jelas gw malu banget..
    Etca : trus langsung loe tutup pintunya?
    Nyai Sumpe : Engga tca, karena gw malu ya gw tutup muka gw pake BH.
    Etca :
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  2. 04-05-2012, 10:46 AM #2
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    Nyai Sumpe : Waktu gw buka BH yg nutupi muka gw, ternyata si cowok masih di depan gw sambil nutupin dada gw pake tangannya
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  3. 04-05-2012, 10:58 AM #3
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    Nyai Sumpe : Trus pintunya langsung gw kunci dari dalam ca..
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  4. 04-05-2012, 11:26 AM #4
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    Nyai Sumpe : trus gw tanya namanya siapa...
    etca : siapa namanya? dapet no hp nya?
    Nyai Sumpe : Gogon..
    etca :
    Last edited by opera; 04-05-2012 at 11:28 AM.
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  5. 04-05-2012, 11:36 AM #5
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    Nyai Sumpe : eh, tapi Gogon srimulat, bukan Gogon KM
    etca : emangnya kenapa?
    Nyai Sumpe : kan rambutnya geli2 gitu waktu digesek2 ke...
    etca : biar gw tebak...
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  6. 04-05-2012, 12:05 PM #6
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  7. 04-05-2012, 12:22 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Surya View Post
    Nyai Sumpe : eh, tapi Gogon srimulat, bukan Gogon KM
    etca : emangnya kenapa?
    Nyai Sumpe : kan rambutnya geli2 gitu waktu digesek2 ke...
    etca : biar gw tebak...
    Ray... youli keluar dari konsep

    di akhir tulisan, etca selalu begini =>
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  8. 04-05-2012, 12:26 PM #8
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    Pemain srimulatnya belum dateng
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  10. 04-05-2012, 12:31 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by beastmen85 View Post
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    Nyai Sumpe : ngga liar kok, malah pemalu
    beastmen85 : maksudnya?
    Nyai Sumpe : waktu kulihat dia, dia juga malu.
    beastmen85 : tau darimana kalo dia malu
    Nyai Sumpe : buktinya dia menyembunyikan wajahnya di dadaku
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  11. 04-05-2012, 12:31 PM #11
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  12. 04-05-2012, 03:05 PM #12
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    jadi sekarang nyai sumpe sama gogon?
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    nyai sumpe : iya ca sumpe gw malu banget
    etca : terus?
    nyai sumpe : gw tutup aja muka tuh cowok pake beha gw
    etca : terus?
    nyai sumpe : tuh cowok pingsan ca
    etca :
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  15. 04-05-2012, 04:33 PM #15
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    nyai sumpe : gw kan bingung tca.. waktu cowok ntu pingsan
    etca : trus gimana tuh..
    nyai sumpe : ye udee... gw kasih nafas buatan aja biar cepet jadi siluman siuman
    etca :
    Last edited by DH1M4Z; 04-05-2012 at 04:36 PM.
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  16. 04-05-2012, 05:30 PM #16
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    Gogon pinter ya
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    Nyai Sumpe : setelah gw kasih nafas buatan tetep gak bangun, ternyata Gogon kekurangan darah gara2 mimisan moncrot2 lihat body gw
    etca : trus gimana nolongnya? lu telpon Rumah sakit?
    Nyai Sumpe : kagak lah, klo gitu kan kelamaan. kami kan lagi di Fitting room, nah, mumpung gw haid, si Gogon langsung gw kasih transfusi darah.
    etca : pakai apa?
    Nyai Sumpe : saluran alami
    etca :

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  18. 04-05-2012, 05:49 PM #18
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    nah gitu Ray
    ud betul tuh
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  19. 04-05-2012, 06:01 PM #19
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    daripada dibuang alangkah baiknya digunakan utk transfusi
    because, imagination is a part of reality-
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  20. 04-05-2012, 06:07 PM #20
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    etca : setelah dikasih transfusi, gogon siuman?
    Nyai Sumpe : iya siuman, tapi karena gw ngga beranjak, dia mimisan lagi
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