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  1. 16-02-2014, 03:06 PM #1
    surjadi05
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    Handphone

    Reja menelpon temannya yg bernama Fere tetapi tidak diangkat. Stlh bbrp kali menelpon msh tdk diangkat juga. Akhirnya Reja mengirim sms.

    Sms pertama: "Bro, kau ada dimana?" (Tidak Ada Balasan).

    Sms kedua: "Bro, kok gak dibalas?" (Tidak Ada Balasan Juga).

    Sms ketiga: "Bro, kau marah ke aku ya?" (Tetap Tidak Ada Balasan).

    Sms ke empat: "Bang Fere, kalo kau marah ke aku bilang donk... Masa dari pagi aku telp gak diangkat ..? Aku sms gak dibalas ..! Aku cuma mo bilang, HP kau ketinggalan di rumahku semalam , dari tadi bunyi2 truss tuh... Macam kau orang penting saja Bah ..!"

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  2. 16-02-2014, 03:13 PM #2
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    Bah...teman macam apa si pere ini
    A kid at heart
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  3. 16-02-2014, 07:12 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    Reja menelpon temannya yg bernama Fere tetapi tidak diangkat. Stlh bbrp kali menelpon msh tdk diangkat juga. Akhirnya Reja mengirim sms.

    Sms pertama: "Bro, kau ada dimana?" (Tidak Ada Balasan).

    Sms kedua: "Bro, kok gak dibalas?" (Tidak Ada Balasan Juga).

    Sms ketiga: "Bro, kau marah ke aku ya?" (Tetap Tidak Ada Balasan).

    Sms ke empat: "Bang Fere, kalo kau marah ke aku bilang donk... Masa dari pagi aku telp gak diangkat ..? Aku sms gak dibalas ..! Aku cuma mo bilang, HP kau ketinggalan di rumahku semalam , dari tadi bunyi2 truss tuh... Macam kau orang penting saja Bah ..!"

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    PLAKK!!

    Tiba2 Reja ditampar robot cerdas
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  4. 17-02-2014, 12:05 PM #4
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    Tiba2 fere sms balik pake henpon satunya.

    sms fere:"Bro, hape aku ketinggalan di rumahmu yah".

    Sms reja:"ga tau fer,coba aja cari dulu dirumah barangkali keselip dimana"

    Sms fere:"sudah kucari cari dirumah tapi ga ketemu bro,terakhir kali aku inget yah ditempatmu.

    sms reja:"beneran fer, ga ada di saya"

    Sms fere:"serius lu ,Bro?"

    Sms reja:"iya fere, selanjutnya smsnya yang Sopan sedikit jangan pake bro2"

    Sms fere:"loh emangnya kenapa bro reja"

    Sms reja:"reja?!? aku ini Bapakmu fere!!

    Sms fere:"ya ampun Bapak!!"

    *nama bapak fere adalah broto*
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  5. 17-02-2014, 01:59 PM #5
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    PLAK!!!.... pak broto digampar robot
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  6. 17-02-2014, 02:22 PM #6
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    Tapi........
    PLAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  7. 17-02-2014, 02:31 PM #7
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    PLAKK!!!... Kong Sur digampar robot

    PLAKK!!...PLAKKK!!!... Robotnya digamapar [MENTION=854]lily[/MENTION] dua kali

    "Kenapa kamu menampar suami saya..?!!"

    "............" robotnya nangis...
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  8. 17-02-2014, 03:23 PM #8
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    err tapi ditempeleng lily kok masih bisa nangis bukannya langsung meledak?


    deh baca tret ini kok ingatannya larii ke robocop ya?
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  9. 17-02-2014, 09:14 PM #9
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    Robocop bisa kentut nggak, kong..?
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  10. 17-02-2014, 11:38 PM #10
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    FAKKK
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  11. 20-02-2014, 12:50 PM #11
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    PLAAK!!!
    Ety ditampar robot
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  12. 20-02-2014, 12:54 PM #12
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    Etty : kenapa kau tampar aku robot, ga sokapn kau! PLAAAKK
    robot : emangnya kenapa?
    Etty : aku ini bapakmu!
    robot : umiguudd..bapaaak
    Jangan kamu bilang dirimu kaya, bila tetanggamu memakan bangkai kucingnya.
    -Rendra
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  13. 20-02-2014, 06:03 PM #13
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    etty kok bisa punya anak robot
    apa dia kawin ama bajaj ?
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  14. 21-02-2014, 04:20 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    etty kok bisa punya anak robot
    apa dia kawin ama bajaj ?
    Anaknya ety kan abis dioperasi jadi robokep,om
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  15. 22-02-2014, 07:14 AM #15
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    baru baca. asli ngakak. ternyata reza itu..

    btw, etty itu siapa ? [MENTION=657]Alethia[/MENTION] [MENTION=57]GiKu[/MENTION] [MENTION=259]Urzu 7[/MENTION]
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  16. 23-02-2014, 01:29 PM #16
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    Etty ex primadona yang ditaksir banyak para pasien jaman om ancuur masih berkuasa dulu,
    Cinta pertama om Giku
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  17. 24-02-2014, 05:01 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Urzu 7 View Post
    Etty ex primadona yang ditaksir banyak para pasien jaman om ancuur masih berkuasa dulu,
    Cinta pertama om Giku
    Emangnya cinta ya ju? Bukannya cuma nafsu
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  18. 24-02-2014, 05:49 PM #18
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  19. 24-02-2014, 06:23 PM #19
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    Nah etty udah nongol..

    Siapa mau duluan?
    ~Radio Kopimaya~
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  20. 24-02-2014, 07:43 PM #20
    surjadi05
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    [MENTION=1387]sheva[/MENTION] dulu deh kita kasih kehormatan, atau om cupine lagi buru2, perlu cepat?
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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