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  1. 04-12-2013, 05:37 PM #1
    IndoManiak
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    Kisah Tiga Pesawat

    suatu hari, para anggota JKT48, para artis K-Pop, & sekawanan anti-Israel sedang menaiki 3 pesawat yg berbeda. nah kemudian, tiba2 ketiga pesawat tersebut eror.

    nah pertanyaannya, bagaimanakah ketiga nasib pesawat beserta masing2 penumpangnya tersebut ?

    Jawabannya:

    pesawat yg berisi para anggota JKT48 selamat tanpa luka-luka & berhasil melandas langsung di landasan yg dekat dgn instalasi pemadam kebakaran. hal ini dikarenakan oleh motto mereka yg berbunyi "idola yang dapat anda jumpai setiap saat", sehingga setiap terjadi bahaya, mereka langsung dijumpai oleh petugasnya

    sementara pesawat yg berisi para artis K-Pop selamat namun mengalami luka ringan. hal ini dikarenakan mereka sering oplas yg tentunya menggunakan alat yg bisa memotong kulit

    namun na'as bagi pesawat yg berisi sekawanan anti-Israel yg malah menabrakkan pabrik mercon & tidak ada yg selamat. hal ini dikarenakan mereka mendukung Palestina yg sukanya ngirim mercon ke Israel utk menewaskan warga sipil Israel
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    tambahan 1 pesawat lagi berisi pasien RSJ KM
    mendarat dengan selamat tanpa luka sedikitpun
    hanya saja bagian pantat berasa nyeri karena kebiasan mereka bonga bonga di bangsal 10 tiap hari
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  3. 04-12-2013, 05:45 PM #3
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    Salah satu pelaku dan korban yg sudah terkenal di RSJ KM
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    ^jgn buka buka rejeki donk... kitakan berpasangan
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  5. 04-12-2013, 05:49 PM #5
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    Makanya...bagi saya duid dong...klo gak mau di ekspos...!!!
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    ^^^
    Dan inilah duaa pentolan yg mengakibatkan pesawat jatuh masak lagi bawa pesawat sambil bonga bonga ::
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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    Gw gak ngerti lucunya dimana

    yang jelas gw gak pernah mau naik pesawat sama si lattung ato opera
    Jika menurutmu hidup ini tidak menarik, maka buatlah hidupmu semenarik mungkin - Shinsaku Takasugi

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  8. 05-12-2013, 02:32 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Gw gak ngerti lucunya dimana
    idem ama nudel....
    yang komen malah lebih lucu dari TSnya


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  9. 04-12-2013, 07:16 PM #9
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    ada yang suka main bonga di pesawat
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    gambarnya sheva itu sapa sih? >> salah fokus
    hai hai hai......
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    Quote Originally Posted by eve View Post
    gambarnya sheva itu sapa sih? >> salah fokus
    yang mana bro? gambar avatar maksudnya
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    Quote Originally Posted by sheva View Post
    yang mana bro? gambar avatar maksudnya
    Yang ini minta kena bacok yee...?
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  13. 04-12-2013, 07:49 PM #13
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    iya jeng...

    ---------- Post Merged at 06:49 PM ----------

    iya jeng...
    hai hai hai......
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    Quote Originally Posted by eve View Post
    iya jeng...

    ---------- Post Merged at 06:49 PM ----------

    iya jeng...
    ane laki-laki bro, masa dipanggil jeng

    namanya matsumura sayuri, artis jepang, member Nogizaka46


    @eve: main ke trit Nogizaka46 disini
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    Quote Originally Posted by sheva View Post
    ane laki-laki bro, masa dipanggil jeng

    namanya matsumura sayuri, artis jepang, member Nogizaka46


    Quote Originally Posted by itsreza
    ^^
    dia belum jadi bintang jav ya?
    Nunggu dia jadi JAV dulu deh


    Quote Originally Posted by lattungtatturrus View Post
    Kesalahan fatal youli yang selalu diulang2...emak2 youli panggil "bro"?
    Mau kena bacok ye...?
    Pampers manaaah pampers??
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    Quote Originally Posted by eve View Post
    eike kan manggil ente jeng... itu maksudnya... gw lagi ngasah golok
    ini beneran perempuan ya? ko kepala ane jadi pusing gini

    maaf sis, ane beneran ga tau, soalnya ane member baru


    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Nunggu dia jadi JAV dulu deh




    Pampers manaaah pampers??
    pampersnya dipake latung
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    Quote Originally Posted by sheva View Post
    ....
    namanya matsumura sayuri, artis jepang, member Nogizaka46


    @eve: main ke trit Nogizaka46 disini
    Itu lagi makan gado2, ya ? Kayaknya enak. Berapa se porsi ? (salah fokus lagi)
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    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    . <:'(>...oº˚°˚ºo¡¡¡¡‎​​  )')...... WẁΘΘooiii!!!!!!..
     /. \_ . WẁẁΘiii!!!..... @sheva
    Jdi kesimpulannya mau jadi kasim kaga?
    Udah pegel nihh pegaaang silet ::
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    asik asik.... ada tontonan si lattung sama shepa ribut nih....
    siapa yang ribut? ane lagi joget ko.. dance, dance..

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    ^
    Silahkan konfirmasi sama yang diatas saya yg sudah mengasah golok dan mengkangkangkan si @sheva...!!!
    ane dah minta maaf sama eve. doi udah maafin ane. problem solved..

    Quote Originally Posted by TheCursed View Post
    Itu lagi makan gado2, ya ? Kayaknya enak. Berapa se porsi ? (salah fokus lagi)
    iya, gado-gado. kalo seporsinya kurang tau bro. yang jualan lagi di jepang sih

    ini poto doi pas masuk majalah sama temen-temennya

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    dia belum jadi bintang jav ya?
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    [MENTION=152]itsreza[/MENTION]: ngga lah. pacaran aja ga boleh, apalagi maen JAV


    main ke trit Nogizaka46 disini ya bro. tiada kesan tanpa kehadiranmu [MENTION=62]eve[/MENTION] juga.
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