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Thread: Kong Sur dan Gadis Muda

  1. 04-12-2013, 10:23 PM #1
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    Kong Sur dan Gadis Muda

    Kong Sur memiliki sebuah telaga yang airnya
    sangat jernih, yang dikelilingi oleh pohon
    buah2an.

    Pada suatu hari dia pergi ke telaga dengan
    membawa keranjang untuk memetik
    buah2an.

    Sesampainya disana, didapatinya beberapa
    gadis cantik sedang berenang tanpa
    memakai sehelai pakaian pun.

    Begitu melihat Kong Sur datang, mereka
    langsung berenang ke bagian telaga yang
    dalam agar tubuhnya tidak terlihat oleh sang
    kakek tua sambil berteriak :
    "Hai pak Tua, pergilah..! Kami tidak akan
    keluar dari telaga sampai kau pergi dari
    sini...".

    Kong Sur menjawab dengan tenang, "Saya
    kesini bukan untuk mengintip kalian mandi
    neng!! Jangan salah!!, apalagi ingin melihat
    kalian keluar dari telaga dalam keadaan
    telanjang! Gak mungkin buat orang tua
    seperti saya! Tapi saya kesini untuk memberi
    makan buaya2 yang ada di telaga ini!!"

    Serentak gadis2 muda yang bernama Giku , Opera , Noodle , Fere , Sheva itu berenang ke tepi
    dan berlarian keluar dari telaga dalam
    keadaan telanjang....
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  2. 04-12-2013, 10:56 PM #2
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    Engkong [MENTION=320]surjadi05[/MENTION] si tua bangka pinterrr benerrrrrr
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  3. 04-12-2013, 11:04 PM #3
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    Lalu buaya tersebut berkata, "Ntr aja kong makannya, masih asik nonton nih, ntr youli liat fotonya aja"

    Kong sur, "Ok lah [MENTION=239]ancuur[/MENTION], ntr youli share foto diruang tunggu ya"
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  4. 04-12-2013, 11:09 PM #4
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    Itu gadis2nya jejadian semuah...!!!
    ::haha2::::haha2::
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    tolong ganti judul ceritanya jadi: timun terbang
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    wakakakak timun terbang...

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  7. 05-12-2013, 10:32 AM #7
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    Kong Sur nyolong timun
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  8. 05-12-2013, 11:19 AM #8
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    Buat Kong Sur :

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    Kong Sur emang ya... Makin tua makin jadi

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    ckckck kok perasaanya gw jadi sosok yg cabul gitu ya?
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  11. 05-12-2013, 11:28 AM #11
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    Memang iya kan ... ::bweek::
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  12. 05-12-2013, 01:35 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    ckckck kok perasaanya gw jadi sosok yg cabul gitu ya?
    Udah gitu yang patut disayangkan adalah kenapa lu gemar sama ce jadi-jadian macem Giku , Opera , Noodle , Fere , Sheva sih koooong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Udah gitu yang patut disayangkan adalah kenapa lu gemar sama ce jadi-jadian macem Giku , Opera , Noodle , Fere , Sheva sih koooong?
    akhirnya ngaku dia ...
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    Kupo gak ada ya? ouwh damn
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    Ups...!!! Nudel udah ngaku ya...!!!
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    gw ditipu sama mereka, bilangnya mo ngintipin sus ale mandi, eh malah kami mandi bareng-bareng
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  17. 05-12-2013, 02:41 PM #17
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    Ini alibi sebenarnya pencitraan...!!!
    Padahal dia seneng tuh...!!!
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    nah kalo yang di atas gw ini si buaya piaraannya engkong sur
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    ckckck hancur nama baek gw selama 29 tahun my age
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    gw ditipu sama mereka, bilangnya mo ngintipin sus ale mandi, eh malah kami mandi bareng-bareng
    buset, nudel suka mandi bareng suster ale

    Quote Originally Posted by lattungtatturrus View Post
    Itu gadis2nya jejadian semuah...!!!
    ::haha2::::haha2::
    kecuali sus ale ya
    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    ckckck hancur nama baek gw selama 29 tahun my age
    baru 29 udah dipanggil kong sur.. seriusan?
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