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  1. 02-12-2013, 05:35 PM #1
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    Saat Ine Berdoa

    Suatu hari ada razia, Ine bersembunyi di gorong - gorong tepi sungai dan berdoa:

    "Ya Tuhan, titus ampe akikah metong takaran nyebur ke kali kaya kawasaki akikah disandro. Mending akikah metong dimekong ular. Amin."

    Artinya:
    "Ya Tuhan, jangan sampe aku mati ketakutan nyebur ke kali kaya teman aku yang kelelep waktu itu. Lebih baik aku mati dimakan ular. Amin."

    Begitu Ine melek, tiba - tiba ada ular besar mendesis di atas kepalanya. Langsung si Ine berkata:

    "Aih.. Tuhan rumpi deh, gitu aja dimasukin dalam hati.."


    Pesan:
    Setiap kata adalah doa.. Jadi jangan pernah berkata sembarangan !!
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  2. 02-12-2013, 05:54 PM #2
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    Ular : Aikkkhh youli kok kaget, akikah juga lekong
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  3. 02-12-2013, 06:42 PM #3
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    Aihhhhhhh...eke makin terkenal dyeeecchhhhh
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  4. 02-12-2013, 06:56 PM #4
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    Nunggu pemain banci lagi,lumayan belajar bahasa barru summon [MENTION=1387]sheva[/MENTION], si latung
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  5. 02-12-2013, 06:59 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    Nunggu pemain banci lagi,lumayan belajar bahasa barru summon [MENTION=1387]sheva[/MENTION],
    Ini baru bener kong...!!!
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  6. 02-12-2013, 07:06 PM #6
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    trit ini mengerikan
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  7. 02-12-2013, 07:09 PM #7
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    Ini juga anggota parlemen di taman lawang...!!!
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  8. 02-12-2013, 07:47 PM #8
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    @surjadi05: yang bener aja kong ane dikatain banci, ane aja baru tau bahasa banci dari sini kong sur jahat nih, akikah jadi sedih

    @lattungtatturrus: ente juga salah satunya kan? ayo ngaku
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  9. 02-12-2013, 07:54 PM #9
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    ulerya gede ga sheva? xixixiixixi...
    Jangan kamu bilang dirimu kaya, bila tetanggamu memakan bangkai kucingnya.
    -Rendra
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  10. 02-12-2013, 07:58 PM #10
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    satu guru satu ilmu jangan ganggu...



    trit ini perlu di ruwat
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  11. 02-12-2013, 08:05 PM #11
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    pas beneran ada uler....ine tereak : wooowww..gedong boooww..

    ---------- Post Merged at 07:05 PM ----------

    pas beneran ada uler....ine tereak : wooowww..gedong boooww..
    Jangan kamu bilang dirimu kaya, bila tetanggamu memakan bangkai kucingnya.
    -Rendra
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  12. 02-12-2013, 08:09 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by sheva View Post
    @surjadi05: yang bener aja kong ane dikatain banci, ane aja baru tau bahasa banci dari sini kong sur jahat nih, akikah jadi sedih

    @lattungtatturrus: ente juga salah satunya kan? ayo ngaku
    Oke...oke...saya ngaku deh kalo saya itu bukan anggota perkumpulan kamu...!!!
    Udah terimalah nasibmu disini sepert itu nak...!!!
    *tepuk-tepuk pundak@sheva
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  13. 02-12-2013, 08:25 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alethia View Post
    ulerya gede ga sheva? xixixiixixi...


    Quote Originally Posted by ancuur View Post
    satu guru satu ilmu jangan ganggu...



    trit ini perlu di ruwat
    betul om, ane cuma gila, tapi bukan banci

    Quote Originally Posted by lattungtatturrus View Post
    Oke...oke...saya ngaku deh kalo saya itu bukan anggota perkumpulan kamu...!!!
    Udah terimalah nasibmu disini sepert itu nak...!!!
    *tepuk-tepuk pundak@sheva
    ente ngawur ah
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  14. 03-12-2013, 09:00 AM #14
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    Tampaknya wabah bencesss sudah mulai menyerbu RSJ gawattt

    Suntik akuuhhh suntik akuhhhhh
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  15. 03-12-2013, 09:48 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Tampaknya wabah bencesss sudah mulai menyerbu RSJ gawattt

    Suntik akuuhhh suntik akuhhhhh
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  16. 03-12-2013, 11:00 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Tampaknya wabah bencesss sudah mulai menyerbu RSJ gawattt

    Suntik akuuhhh ...akuuhhh mau jadi bencess suntik akuhhhhh
    Ini nudel digauli sapa sih...jadi kek gini
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  17. 03-12-2013, 04:14 PM #17
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    loh..om atung ga inget waktu di kandang ayam bonga-bonga siapa...ciieeeeh....yg pura-pura lupaaaaa
    Jangan kamu bilang dirimu kaya, bila tetanggamu memakan bangkai kucingnya.
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  18. 03-12-2013, 04:26 PM #18
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    ternyata ada yang lebih gore dari [MENTION=854]lily[/MENTION]


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  19. 03-12-2013, 04:41 PM #19
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    ckckck
    inilah akibatnya kalo orang gila dan horny bercampur
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  20. 03-12-2013, 04:51 PM #20
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    apa mereka bikin kerak telor juga ?
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