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  1. 02-04-2013, 12:23 PM #1
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    Cupine dan Lily lagi pesiar

    Cupine yg terkenal takut istri sedang pesiar bersama istrinya Lily, ketika mereka melewati tempat charter heli, cupine sangat ingin pesiar dengan Heli, namun istrinya yg sangat pelit keberatan dengan harga charter yg 1 juta, tapi sang pilot urju, berusaha merayu sang istri dengan mengatakan " Kalo bapak dan ibu bisa diam selama naek heli, bukan saja gratis tapi akan saya kasih bonus 1 juta, tapi kalo bapak ibu berkata 1 patah kata aja bapak dan ibu harus bayar saya 2 juta, gimana?"
    Lily pun langsung setuju dan berkata kepada cupine " awas ya, jangan berkata apapun, AWASS"
    Setelah setuju dengan perjanjian itu, heli pun diterbangkan oleh urju secara akrobatik, jungkir balik, cirit berit, dll, tetapi tidak terdengar sepatah katapun dari penumpangnya.
    setelah heli mendarat si urju bilang kepada si cupine " wah anda sekalian hebat benar, tidak bicara sepatah katapun'
    Kata Cupine " Tadinya saya mau ngomong, tapi takut dimarahin Lily karna didenda"
    urju " Emang anda tadi mau bilang apa?"
    cupine " Bini saya Jatuhh"
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  2. 02-04-2013, 12:27 PM #2
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    setahu gw, kerjaan urju saben hari ngegenjot odong-odong
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  3. 02-04-2013, 02:54 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    setahu gw, kerjaan urju saben hari ngegenjot odong-odong
    Cape deh...sekarang pake remot kontrol
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    setahu gw, kerjaan urju saben hari ngegenjot odong-odong


    odong2 model terbaru
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  5. 02-04-2013, 01:22 PM #5
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    Syukurlah gw bertindak yang bener
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    wooh.. kong sur balas dendam sama lily,
    lily dibikin jatooh..
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  7. 02-04-2013, 01:53 PM #7
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    waktu jatuh kena burung ga?
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    setelah lily jatuh, cupin pasti langsung
    ke tukang serpis klakson..
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    kong sur masih dendam gara2 kapal pesiarnya dijual lily nih
    Space available for Ads.
    PM for nego
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    "cirit berit" tuh apa sih
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  11. 02-04-2013, 03:48 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    setahu gw, kerjaan urju saben hari ngegenjot odong-odong
    kan udah naek pangkat

    Quote Originally Posted by porcupine View Post
    Syukurlah gw bertindak yang bener
    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
    wooh.. kong sur balas dendam sama lily,
    lily dibikin jatooh..
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaka_RDR View Post
    kong sur masih dendam gara2 kapal pesiarnya dijual lily nih
    yoi

    Quote Originally Posted by gogon View Post
    "cirit berit" tuh apa sih
    cirit berit itu majas kan sama dengan lintang pukang,pontang panting, pelajaran bahasa sd
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  12. 04-04-2013, 08:22 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
    wooh.. kong sur balas dendam sama lily,
    lily dibikin jatooh..
    Quote Originally Posted by Shaka_RDR View Post
    kong sur masih dendam gara2 kapal pesiarnya dijual lily nih
    Gw rasa gak lama lagi lily akan kembali dengan cerita yang lebih sadis nih, siap-siap aja lu, kong


    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    cirit berit itu majas kan sama dengan lintang pukang,pontang panting, pelajaran bahasa sd
    Cirit berit sama lintang pukang gw gak pernah denger, kong
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  13. 04-04-2013, 10:43 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Gw rasa gak lama lagi lily akan kembali dengan cerita yang lebih sadis nih, siap-siap aja lu, kong

    Lily kan udah jatuh del



    Cirit berit sama lintang pukang gw gak pernah denger, kong
    yg bener? darn, i feel like a dinosaur
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  14. 02-04-2013, 02:45 PM #14
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    itu gaya fantasinya si engkong
    cuma dia ama bininya aja yg tau
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  15. 02-04-2013, 05:07 PM #15
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    gw kirain kayak "curut-beurit"


    itu pasti pelajaran sd waktu kurikulum tahun 60-an
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  16. 04-04-2013, 03:18 PM #16
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    Baru jatuh kan, kong? gak ada yang tau kalo ternyata dia masih idup. Believe me, kong SHE'LL BE BACK!
    Jika menurutmu hidup ini tidak menarik, maka buatlah hidupmu semenarik mungkin - Shinsaku Takasugi

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