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  1. 04-03-2013, 11:07 AM #101
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    errr...hmmm....what? heh? ...wait.

    yep, adjective it is. Dengan jaminan tasbih, berarti anda terlindung 100% dari cacian, penghakiman, dan tuntutan masyarakat akan implikasi baik dan buruknya suatu kehamilan. Ada feature tasbih dalam bentuk buku nikah yang dapat digunakan sewaktu-waktu bila diperlukan. Pikiran jadi tenang, nyaman dan penuh damai sejahtera dalam melakukan hubungan seks dengan pasangan sah anda...

    wanna get pregnant? get married !
    wanna get laid? get condoms !

    hoamm...kira2 seperti itu Ndugu.
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  2. 04-03-2013, 12:08 PM #102
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    ^kata siapa alat KB bener2 membuat perempuan gak hamil? Saya hamil 1 bulan dengan posisi IUD masih terpasang rapi di tempatnya lho
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  3. 04-03-2013, 01:45 PM #103
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    ingin jadi pribadi bertanggung jawab ? nikah
    sebaliknya, as u wish. masing2 orang bertanggung jawab atas perbuatan dua sendiri
    ...bersama kesusahan ada kemudahan...

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  4. 05-03-2013, 03:42 PM #104
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    ^yepp.. Chan_n, ko super sekali !

    antara s3x dan pregnancy, adalah bijak untuk kita mengakui:

    Young enough to think I CAN.
    Old enough to think I SHOULDN'T
    Stupid enough to DO IT ANYWAY
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  5. 05-03-2013, 11:23 PM #105
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    Quote Originally Posted by jojox View Post
    antara s3x dan pregnancy, adalah bijak untuk kita mengakui:

    Young enough to think I CAN.
    Old enough to think I SHOULDN'T
    Stupid enough to DO IT ANYWAY
    dan lo termasuk yang ... young enough or stupid enough
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  6. 06-03-2013, 10:00 AM #106
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    .....*somebody is a little kepo. hmmm...

    loe pernah lihat KTP gw. Dan loe tau, being old enough means both have been young and stupid.
    So, gw gak tau deh seren, loe nanya apaan. .... aw
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  7. 06-03-2013, 05:10 PM #107
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    ^ aha udah ah maen pura-pura oonnya entar malah oon beneran
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