Parent 1: Is that kid a boy or a girl?
Parent 2: Thats my daughter!
Parent 1: Sorry,I didn't know u were her father
Parent 2: I'm her mother!
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GIRL :"By the way those chocolates you gave me, they sucked"
BOY : "But you ate all of them"
GIRL : "I had to make sure they all sucked"
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Why is there no I in team?
Because the little pixar lamp stomped the sh!t out of it.
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Okay..NEXT
i just don't get the jokes?
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Jika menurutmu hidup ini tidak menarik, maka buatlah hidupmu semenarik mungkin - Shinsaku Takasugi
Impossible is nothing!
interview.
HRD : Ceritakan tentang keluargamu
peserta : saya anak ke-2 dari 4 bersaudara. Ibu Saya dari Jogja. Ayah saya dari surabaya. Ketiga saudara saya berpencar ke kota-kota besar di indonesia
HRD : Alright. Now telll me about your family in English
peserta : I don't have family in English.
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed s3x obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our s3x lives, "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta s3x? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
allow me to share...
An Old man was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
DAMN YOU SON -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!
LOL
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
love came down and rescue me, i am yours, i am forever yours
Epic! gw pikir beneran ngomongin Se-x!Originally Posted by opera
Btw spirs... gw pernah baca 2 joke itu yang versi Indonesia nya tuh, lucu
Jika menurutmu hidup ini tidak menarik, maka buatlah hidupmu semenarik mungkin - Shinsaku Takasugi
Impossible is nothing!
^that's because you have a dirty mind
hey Noodles...use English, here..OK?
(counting2..learning English while we laugh... please do not hestitate to correct my grammar or vocabulary)
love came down and rescue me, i am yours, i am forever yours
Most of men think like me you knowit's normal afterall, except Reza and Fere they are mahoes
Jika menurutmu hidup ini tidak menarik, maka buatlah hidupmu semenarik mungkin - Shinsaku Takasugi
Impossible is nothing!
Secretary : I need to pick up our boss in the airport, but I cannot go there
IT Guy : why?
Secretary : There's a car but we don't have a driver.
IT Guy : so you need driver?
Secretar : yes. Can you provide it?
IT Guy : I can download it for you.
Q:Why do women live longer than man?
A: Shopping never causes heart attack, but paying the bill does
Wife : Why didnt u tell me that u're so poor, i wouldnt married u, if u told me
husband : I did! since the 1st day i kept telling u, that u are the only thing i have in this world
you meet someone
you two get close
its all great for awhile
then someone stops trying
Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
No communication whatsoever
Memories start to fade
Then the person you know become the person u knew
That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
A: they say *** with u is like going to the dentist
B: yeah...how so?
A: sit back, relax, u won't feel a thing......
A kid at heart
Emma = Mi
I come = i
berarti Mii?
Spongebob : Patrick, finally your genius mind is appear!
Patrick : Oh yeah? where?
Spongebob :
Jika menurutmu hidup ini tidak menarik, maka buatlah hidupmu semenarik mungkin - Shinsaku Takasugi
Impossible is nothing!
an english professor wrote d words
"A Woman without her man is nothing"
and asked his students to punctuate it correctly, all the males wrote
"A woman, without her man, is nothing"
all the females in d class wrote
"A woman : without her, man is nothing"
so who right?
you meet someone
you two get close
its all great for awhile
then someone stops trying
Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
No communication whatsoever
Memories start to fade
Then the person you know become the person u knew
That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
me not andersten...
Barangsawijine purwo marang kawitan, Bandar sejatining wujud. Yuk lakone.. BUTHO CAKIL sido NGEMUTTT PEN.....THUNG!!
hahahaha kocak nih
yg ditulis co artinya : Perempuan, tanpa lakinya, ga bisa apa2
yg ditulis ce artinya : Perempuan, tanpa dia, co ga bisa apa2
lanjut :
terry jalan2 ke aussie , di hotel tempat di hotel tempat dia menginap ada tikus, karna ga fasih bahasa inggris, doi bingung mau gimana lapornya, akhirnya dia telp ke resepsionis
terry : sir, u know tom and jerry?
resepsionis : yes, i know why sir?
terry : Jerry is here
you meet someone
you two get close
its all great for awhile
then someone stops trying
Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
No communication whatsoever
Memories start to fade
Then the person you know become the person u knew
That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
"Why hairs are white"
KID :- Why some of your hair are white dad ?
DAD : - Every time a son make his dad unhappy, one of his father's hair turns white.
KID :- Now understand why grandpa's hairs are all white...xP
Anugurihiitusomi
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