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  1. 23-01-2013, 01:03 PM #1
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    - Tragedi Gambar Apel -

    Seorang guru wanita sedang mengajar murid-muridnya di hari pertama masuk sekolah. Di atas papan tulis ia mencoba menggambar buah apel , lalu sambil membalikkan badannya ia bertanya kepada para murid:

    "Gambar apa ini ?"

    Tak ayal para murid secara serentak berseru: "Pantat!"

    Mendengar jawaban tersebut, guru tersebut menangis sambil setengah berlari mencari kepala sekolah untuk mengadukan perilaku murid-muridnya.

    Melihat tangisan sang guru wanita tersebut, kepala sekolah tanpa menanyakan alasannya, langsung saja menerjang masuk ke ruang kelas, lalu dengan emosi ia memarahi semua murid:

    "Kalian sungguh berani-beraninya mempermainkan seorang guru! Apa yang kalian lakukan terhadapnya ?!"

    Sesaat ruang kelas menjadi senyap, semua murid jadi bengong, sang kepala sekolah kemudian menoleh ke arah papan tulis, ia semakin marah ketika melihat apa yang tergambar di papan tulis:

    "Ini sudah keterlaluan, kalian bahkan berani menggambar pantat di papan tulis!" Mendengar ini sang guru wanita langsung pingsan.
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  2. 23-01-2013, 01:19 PM #2
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    Bu lily beneran ngambar pantat kok!?
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  3. 23-01-2013, 01:21 PM #3
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    Bu Lily mesum..
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  4. 23-01-2013, 02:29 PM #4
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    kok gak ada yg mati atau tercabik2 ?
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  5. 23-01-2013, 03:51 PM #5
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    ^^^
    belum baca gik, seluruh murid TK dan kepala sekolah dibantai guru wanita yg berinisial L
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  6. 23-01-2013, 08:29 PM #6
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    Masalahnya kemudian adalah itu pantat siapa?
    Jika menurutmu hidup ini tidak menarik, maka buatlah hidupmu semenarik mungkin - Shinsaku Takasugi

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  7. 24-01-2013, 12:44 AM #7
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    hahahaha ada ada aja ni orang
    jadi kayak gitu ya ane baru tau
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  8. 28-01-2013, 01:05 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Masalahnya kemudian adalah itu pantat siapa?
    ahh masak lo gak tau sih...
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  9. 28-01-2013, 02:03 PM #9
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    kita tunggu bu guru lily menggambar lebih banyak buah
    nanti akan ketahuan, itu pantat siapa
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  10. 28-01-2013, 02:49 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by hajime_saitoh View Post
    ahh masak lo gak tau sih...
    Sorry bro.. gw gak tau sampe liat dadanya
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  11. 28-01-2013, 05:19 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
    Bu Lily mesum..
    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    kok gak ada yg mati atau tercabik2 ?
    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    ^^^
    belum baca gik, seluruh murid TK dan kepala sekolah dibantai guru wanita yg berinisial L
    catet ya... saya manis , lemah lembut , dan ga mesum...

    semua humor ini cuma pencitraan supaya kesannya saya wanita kuat dan tangguh
    - I'm such a very lucky woman and have a very lucky life -
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  12. 28-01-2013, 07:57 PM #12
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    KIta tunggu kesadisan Lily berikutnya

    But please next story jangan rubah kelamin gw jadi cewek, selingkuhan ato bininya siapa-siapa kek, ok ok?
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  13. 28-01-2013, 09:57 PM #13
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    Ga del , next story... Saya akan membuatmu jadi pejantan tangguh

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  14. 12-02-2013, 12:24 PM #14
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    yea......belum terbukti tangguh kalo belum menaklukkan lily. tanya engkong
    A kid at heart
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  15. 16-03-2013, 07:07 AM #15
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    Wakakakaka , bahkan kepseknya
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