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  1. 26-12-2012, 12:43 AM #1
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    - Kong Sur Cukur Jenggot -

    Kong Sur yang sudah menikah mengunjungi selingkuhannya , Miss Noodle.

    "Kong, aku suka sama jenggot kamu. Tapi kayaknya lebih ganteng kalau dicukur deh."

    "Jangan Del, isteriku suka sama jenggot ini."

    "Tuh, Kong gitu deh. Aku pingin lihat Kong gak pakai jenggot. Dicukur ya."

    "Wah, bisa marah isteriku. Aku enggak bisa Del."

    "Kong enggak sayang aku, begitu aja gak mau."

    "Bukan enggak mau, minta yg lain aja."

    "Enggak, Noodle enggak minta apa2. Selama ini juga Noodle enggak pernah minta macam2. Masa cuma cukur jenggot aja Kong enggak mau? Kong enggak sayang Noodle lagi."

    Melihat Noodle nya cemberut dan bersedih, dengan "apa boleh buat" Kong Sur mencukur jenggotnya dihadapan selingkuhannya. Mereka melalui malam itu dengan romantis dan penuh kepuasan.

    Pulang ke rumah sudah larut malam, tanpa bersuara Kong Sur naik ke tempat tidur dan berbaring di sebelah isterinya. Merasa ada orang di sebelahnya, sang isteri terbangun, mengulurkan tangan dan meraba wajah Kong Sur.

    "Porcupine , kamu enggak boleh ada disini. Nekat banget sih, suamiku kan sebentar lagi pulang."
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  2. 26-12-2012, 06:30 AM #2
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    ckckck lily ternyata kamu selingkuh sama cupine
    you meet someone
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    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  3. 26-12-2012, 08:56 AM #3
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    sudah lebih baik nih ceritanya, gw ngga selingkuh ama banci lagi
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  4. 26-12-2012, 09:32 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by porcupine View Post
    sudah lebih baik nih ceritanya, gw ngga selingkuh ama banci lagi
    humotnya lucu, tapi komen ini yg laing lucu
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  5. 26-12-2012, 11:10 AM #5
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    Congrats yah landak, gw juga ikut senenng mendengarnyah

    tapi kenapa gw yang jadi selingkuhannya engkong sur????? alamak...
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  6. 26-12-2012, 11:14 AM #6
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    Nudel pengen naik pangkat jadi istri sah, Ly.
    ayo bikin cerita lagi dimana Nudel yg jadi istri nya Kong Sur

    love came down and rescue me, i am yours, i am forever yours
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  7. 26-12-2012, 11:22 AM #7
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    Iya ly, bikin cerita dimana spirs jadi bini gw dong, EHHHHHHHH??????
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  8. 26-12-2012, 12:43 PM #8
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  9. 26-12-2012, 12:50 PM #9
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    Jeles lu ndak?
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  10. 26-12-2012, 01:26 PM #10
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  11. 26-12-2012, 01:33 PM #11
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    Ampun gon ampun...
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  12. 27-12-2012, 11:12 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by gogon View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Ampun gon ampun...
    ooh ternyata nudel (calon) member ISTI juga ya?
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  13. 27-12-2012, 12:01 PM #13
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    langsung aja disuruh isi pormulirnya, Kong
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  14. 27-12-2012, 12:18 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    langsung aja disuruh isi pormulirnya, Kong
    siap dilaksanakan, om giku gak sekalian mumpung ada disc akhir tahun?
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  15. 27-12-2012, 01:17 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by porcupine View Post
    sudah lebih baik nih ceritanya, gw ngga selingkuh ama banci lagi
    kata siapa lily bukan banci?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaine View Post
    kata siapa lily bukan banci?
    kata Lily sih, tapi jujur sebagai suami gw juga mencurigai "kewanitaan" lily
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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    butuh om Jan buat buktiin lily cewe apa bukan
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    Enak aja...

    Coba ditanyakan ke om Aslan ama kak opi , mereka berdua yakin saya wanita kok...

    Dari sisi kelembutan hati saya
    - I'm such a very lucky woman and have a very lucky life -
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    jadi aslan ama opi udah nyobain ???
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    Bukan...

    Coba dibaca lagi...

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