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  1. 22-12-2012, 08:26 AM #1
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    - Kalo Ga Bisa Bahasa Inggris -

    Noodle , TKI asal Jakarta yang bekerja di Amerika Serikat menyaksikan kecelakaan beruntun di jalan raya tak jauh dari tempatnya bekerja. Karena jiwa penolongnya yang begitu tinggi, dia segera menelpon 911 untuk meminta bantuan..

    Ketika Petugas bertanya, "Good morning Sir , may I help you?!" Noodle baru tersadar akan kemampuan Bahasa Inggrisnya yang sangat terbatas. Tapi, karena waktu itu sudah kepalang tanggung, dia pun nekad melanjutkan pembicaraan.

    "Begini officer. One car come, one car go. The third car nabrak, lha njur, everything ya broke. One car no stop. One, two, three cars, bum! bum! buuum! You know?! And than, mak grobiiiyyyaaak! Yes, like that. Like the rolling stones gumlundhung from the mountain... Krosak.. krosak.. krosak.. ! Gabrus, gabrus, gabrus!!"

    Noodle mengambil nafas lalu melanjutkan laporan pandangan matanya :

    "Wah, one car ngguling ping pirang-purang. The sound like mirror-mirror on the wall dibandhem watu. Krompyaaang !!! One people game over, one man bloody-bloody, one woman cry-cry so loudly!"

    Noodle pun menutup laporannya : "Bingung aku! Wis ngene wae officer. Send me nguing nguing car.."
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  2. 22-12-2012, 08:54 AM #2
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    Petugas : "Nduk... nduk,... aku iki asale soko Indonesia, ulangi meneh nggo bahasa Indonesia"
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  4. 22-12-2012, 09:15 AM #4
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    Petugas: woi waang kecek apo? bahasa inggris hambo juga kurang rancak
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  5. 22-12-2012, 10:32 AM #5
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    Lha arep ngomong boso enggres, ilatku digondol kucing

    *lha mo ngomong bahasa Inggris, lidah gw diembat kucing
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  6. 22-12-2012, 10:59 AM #6
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    Pertanyaannya :

    nudel berperan jadi cowo ato cewe..?
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  7. 22-12-2012, 11:16 AM #7
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    lu yang jadi cewek trus ntar dicium landak
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  8. 22-12-2012, 11:37 AM #8
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    cewe KW kan udah jadi trade mark situ del, gw
    ngga mau merebut lahan rejeki orang laen..
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  9. 22-12-2012, 02:43 PM #9
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    noodle harusnya belajar bahasa inggris dulu ama lily


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  10. 23-12-2012, 02:06 PM #10
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  11. 23-12-2012, 05:44 PM #11
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  12. 25-12-2012, 12:38 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by m4m4tc3l4lLuB3Rt4h4n View Post
    M4MADh JU64 64k bi54 bah454 ingGriz K4q. CUcaH. h3H3
    Mat, gw lebih pusing sama bahasa lu
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  13. 26-12-2012, 05:13 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Mat, gw lebih pusing sama bahasa lu
    Was ? Noch ein mal, bitte. Ich verstehe nicht.


    PS: sengaja, biar tambah kusut...
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  14. 26-12-2012, 09:41 AM #14
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    kenapa gak pake bahasa anjing aja ?

    itu kan bahasa universal dan anjing sahabat manusia
    pasti manusia akan mengerti bahasa sahabatnya
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  15. 26-12-2012, 11:14 AM #15
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    Mari kita pelajari dulu bahasanya....

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  16. 26-12-2012, 11:34 AM #16
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    nah... sekarang udah gak ada kendala bahasa, youli boleh nelpon lagi del
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  17. 26-12-2012, 11:44 AM #17
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    nudel canggih bisa ngerti bahasa segawon..
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  18. 16-03-2013, 02:10 PM #18
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    lol btw ceritanya masih bersambung nih
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