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  1. 22-12-2012, 02:47 PM #1
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    - Mabuk Lagi -

    Seorang pria sedang minum disebuah bar. Setelah beberapa gelas ia menoleh ke pria yang duduk disebelahnya, “Kayaknya aku pernah ketemu kau?!? Kau orang batak ya?”

    Pria itu mengangguk,”Ya, aku batak! Aku juga familiar dengan mukamu; Kau orang batak juga?!?”

    “Ha..haaaa..sama kita!!! Horas bah!!”, kata pria pertama. “Horas..horas!!, sahut pria disebelahnya gembira.

    “Kampungmu dimana?” tanya pria kedua. “Aku dari Balige”, jawab pria pertama, “Kau???”, lanjut pria pertama.

    “Bah!!! sama kita, aku juga Balige-Man..ha.ha.ha..ha..horas..hora s!!!”, balas pria kedua.

    “Ngomong-ngomong Lae, kau SMA dimana dulu di Balige???”, pria pertama sambung bertanya.

    “Aku di SMA 1 Lae…kalo kau Lae..jangan-jangan SMA 1 juga ha..ha..ha…haaa..”, jawab pria disebelah pria pertama.

    “Alamaaaak, aku sekolah SMA 1 juga..bah..bah..pantas kayak kukenal Lae…mantap kali!!..sempit kali dunia ini bah!!!” teriak pria pertama.

    Semakin bersemangat dan panas keduanya. Pria pertama berdiri dan bertanya, “Lalu dimana kau tinggal di Balige Lae.” Dia turun dari bangkunya, mendekat pada pria kedua dan mencoba memegang tangan pria disebelahnya itu.

    “Jalan Tobing!!!, Lae???”, jawab pria kedua bersemangat dan juga turun dari bangkunya, ditariknya tangan pria pertama.

    “Haaaaa..akupun tinggal di Jalan Tobiiiing Laeee…sama kitaaa, sempit kali dunia ini bah, sempit kali bah!!!”, tertawa dan berteriak pria pertama.

    Keduanya meloncat-loncat, tertawa keras-keras sambil berpegangan tangan.

    Bartender yang dari tadi ada didekat mereka dan memperhatikan percakapan ini geleng-geleng kepala, katanya, “Aah..Cape deeh.si kembar Siregar mabook lagi!!!"
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  2. 22-12-2012, 08:42 PM #2
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    tumben bintang utamanya bukan anak


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  3. 22-12-2012, 08:44 PM #3
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    siapa ja orang batak di ...?
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  4. 22-12-2012, 10:03 PM #4
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    Rasis banget nih joke
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  5. 22-12-2012, 10:13 PM #5
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    Mbok ada darah Batak.

    Kalau yang bikin joke ini orang Batak juga, lucu. Tapi kalau yang bikin joke ini bukan orang Batak, tidak lucu.
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  6. 22-12-2012, 10:15 PM #6
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    kayaknya yg bukan batak gak bakal bisa bikin joke ini, terlalu banyak detil.
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  7. 25-12-2012, 12:40 PM #7
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    So? Lily batak? begitukah?

    Btw jokenya lucu lily si kembar gemblung
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  8. 26-12-2012, 12:12 AM #8
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    Bukan del...

    Saya Surabaya - Makassar...

    Makacih del
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  9. 26-12-2012, 06:42 AM #9
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    menurut gw tumben ga sadis, biasa kalo gak selingkuh berdarah darah joke Lily, hmm moga2 ga ada apa2 dengan Lily
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  10. 26-12-2012, 09:38 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by lily View Post
    Bukan del...

    Saya Surabaya - Makassar...

    Makacih del
    Bah.... sama kita
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  11. 26-12-2012, 11:01 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by lily View Post
    Saya Surabaya - Makassar...
    Berarti Lily = JT 852, SJ 564 atau QG 614
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  12. 26-12-2012, 11:06 AM #12
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    Ampun dah si gogon
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  13. 26-12-2012, 11:19 AM #13
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    Daripada gw posting BR 34D ?
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  14. 26-12-2012, 11:34 AM #14
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    itu bacanya "bread" apa "Bra ukuran 34D" gon?
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  15. 26-12-2012, 11:48 AM #15
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  16. 26-12-2012, 12:31 PM #16
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    tuh gon, dengerin request fere....
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  17. 27-12-2012, 07:39 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    menurut gw tumben ga sadis, biasa kalo gak selingkuh berdarah darah joke Lily, hmm moga2 ga ada apa2 dengan Lily
    Yang penting kan korbannya Kong Sur dan yang penting kan lucu humornya

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    Bah.... sama kita
    Tosssssssss dulu hehehehehe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gogon View Post
    Berarti Lily = JT 852, SJ 564 atau QG 614
    Om Gogon pasti punya usaha bidang travel ya
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    :hohoho: terakhir malah kembaran ,,
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