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  1. 19-12-2012, 10:18 AM #1
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    Oma lily

    Suatu malam, dokter pribadi ditelpon oma Lily "Dok, ada yang aneh dengan toilet saya. setiap malam waktu saya mau kencing lampunya langsung hidup sendiri kalo saya buka pintunya"
    Sang dokter menjawab "Udah Oma lily istirahat aja, nanti saya coba perbaiki "
    Karena ada yg aneh dokter nya coba telpon ke rumah oma lily, kebetulan yg angkat cucunya Fere, "Begini nak fere, tadi oma telpon om dokter, memberitahu bahwa lampu toilet langsung menyala saat pintu dibuka, apa ini sistem keamanan yg baru?"
    Mendengar ini Fere langsung teriak " Mama....kakak.........Mbok gik......... Oma pipis didepan toilet lagi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    Dokter :
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  2. 19-12-2012, 10:21 AM #2
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    mbok gik ?



    harusnya oma pipis di depan kulkas lagi
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  3. 19-12-2012, 10:40 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    mbok gik ?



    harusnya oma pipis di depan kulkas lagi
    iya gik, kali ini kamu cuma peran pembantu "betulan"

    iya harusnya didepan kulkas

    ga salah lu jadi pembantu disana gik
    Last edited by surjadi05; 19-12-2012 at 10:42 AM.
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  4. 19-12-2012, 10:54 AM #4
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    Jadi yang nyalain lampu siapa dong?
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  5. 19-12-2012, 10:55 AM #5
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    sekarang yg jadi pertanyaan, bagian belakang kulkas itu yg mana ?
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  6. 19-12-2012, 11:21 AM #6
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    inem dah diganti ma mbok gik?
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  7. 19-12-2012, 12:40 PM #7
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    Bukannya biasanya di depan kulkas ya ???

    Ngantuk kali , jadi pipisnya pindah depan toilet
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  8. 19-12-2012, 12:42 PM #8
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    maksudnya gimana ya? saya kok ga mudeng


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  9. 19-12-2012, 12:53 PM #9
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    Maksudnya...

    Biasanya kan kalo pipis , harus nyalain lampu dulu , baru pipis...

    Nah kalo pipis di dalem kulkas , kan begitu buka pintu , lampunya langsung nyala.

    Makanya Kong Sur bingung kok lampunya langsung nyala (dia ga sadar pipis dalem kulkas)... Dan pergilah dia ke dokter pribadi.
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  10. 19-12-2012, 03:25 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by lily View Post
    Maksudnya...

    Biasanya kan kalo pipis , harus nyalain lampu dulu , baru pipis...

    Nah kalo pipis di dalem kulkas , kan begitu buka pintu , lampunya langsung nyala.

    Makanya Kong Sur bingung kok lampunya langsung nyala (dia ga sadar pipis dalem kulkas)... Dan pergilah dia ke dokter pribadi.
    waduh oma lily beneran udah pikun, yg telpon dokter dia, kok bilang gw

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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    sekarang yg jadi pertanyaan, bagian belakang kulkas itu yg mana ?
    salah harusnya pertanyaannya Oma lily pipisnya jongkok apa berdiri
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  11. 19-12-2012, 05:26 PM #11
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    wooh.. lumayan dapet peran ABG..
    tadinya engkong mau tak kirimin kopiluwak, ternyata ngga bisa,
    yasudah [klik]thanks aja..

    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    sekarang yg jadi pertanyaan, bagian belakang kulkas itu yg mana ?
    harusnya sih bagian belakang itu yang bau pesing..
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  12. 19-12-2012, 07:18 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    salah harusnya pertanyaannya Oma lily pipisnya jongkok apa berdiri
    ga usah dipertanyakan dong Kong , itu mah udah jelas...

    berdiri
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  13. 20-12-2012, 02:00 AM #13
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    heran...kok pada bahas kulkas sih...
    padahal cerita om sur ga bahas kulkas sama sekali

    apa gw udah waras, jadi ga bisa nemuin kata2 kulkas di post om sur?
    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    Suatu malam, dokter pribadi ditelpon oma Lily "Dok, ada yang aneh dengan toilet saya. setiap malam waktu saya mau kencing lampunya langsung hidup sendiri kalo saya buka pintunya"
    Sang dokter menjawab "Udah Oma lily istirahat aja, nanti saya coba perbaiki "
    Karena ada yg aneh dokter nya coba telpon ke rumah oma lily, kebetulan yg angkat cucunya Fere, "Begini nak fere, tadi oma telpon om dokter, memberitahu bahwa lampu toilet langsung menyala saat pintu dibuka, apa ini sistem keamanan yg baru?"
    Mendengar ini Fere langsung teriak " Mama....kakak.........Mbok gik......... Oma pipis didepan toilet lagi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    Dokter :
    Last edited by Kingform; 20-12-2012 at 02:02 AM.


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  14. 20-12-2012, 03:58 AM #14
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    Iya aku juga bingung tapi sambil ketawa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingform View Post
    apa gw udah ga waras, jadi ga bisa nemuin kata2 kulkas di post om sur?
    iya Ko King , ga diragukan lagi itu mah
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    Hush ketawa sampe terkencing-kencing begitu lily
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    Quote Originally Posted by lily View Post
    Bukannya biasanya di depan kulkas ya ???

    Ngantuk kali , jadi pipisnya pindah depan toilet

    boekannja di tempat parkiran...(?)
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    @noodle : del , pindah ke thread humor Kingform dong , ada fotomu ama Ko King tuh disana...


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  20. 20-12-2012, 09:27 PM #20
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    buset....udah gila semua ya....


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