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  1. 17-12-2012, 10:35 PM #1
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    Cool - Sifat Hantu Yang Boleh Ditiru Manusia -

    Berikut ini adalah sifat-sifat hantu atau setan yang
    boleh ditiru oleh manusia:

    1. Tuyul

    Masih kecil udah mandiri, bisa cari uang sendiri.

    2. Kuntilanak

    Susah senang selalu tertawa, ini menunjukkan kepribadian kuntilanak ini optimis.

    3. Pocong

    Dari dulu bajunya nggak pernah ganti, artinya dia
    tidak tertarik pada fashion, sangat bersahaja.

    4. Nyi Roro Kidul

    Walau selalu menetap di lautan, tapi pakaiannya selalu lengkap dan sopan, dia nggak pake baju
    renang, artinya dia selalu menjaga etika dan
    kehormatan.

    5. Jelangkung

    Datang nggak di undang, pulang nggak diantar,
    artinya dia nggak mau merepotkan orang lain.

    6. Genderuwo

    Ini adalah makhluk halus yang paling istimewa,
    walau mukanya jelek, ancur, badannya bau,
    pokoknya jorok dan menakutkan tapi sifatnya
    sangat sabar. Buktinya dia mau baca tulisan ini
    sampai habis.
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  2. 17-12-2012, 10:41 PM #2
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    Sundel Bolong

    Punggungnya bolong gitu bukannya cepet2 ke UGD malah nulis2 di KM...
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  3. 17-12-2012, 10:46 PM #3
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    ^^

    ada genderuwo ketangkap
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  4. 17-12-2012, 10:56 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by lily View Post
    ^^

    ada genderuwo ketangkap
    Susah senang selalu tertawa, ini menunjukkan kepribadian kuntilanak ini optimis.
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  5. 17-12-2012, 10:59 PM #5
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    ^^

    asem wuakakakaka... itu namanya ceria tau...
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  6. 17-12-2012, 11:16 PM #6
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    salah masuk tret...ternyata ini tretnya lily-aslan


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  7. 17-12-2012, 11:17 PM #7
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    mesra ya.
    nonton ah di pojokan
    Jangan kamu bilang dirimu kaya, bila tetanggamu memakan bangkai kucingnya.
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  8. 17-12-2012, 11:36 PM #8
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    ternyata ada percikan antara genderuwo dan sundel bolong yang ga tertangkap papparazi Dunia laen
    A kid at heart
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  9. 17-12-2012, 11:47 PM #9
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    GitA cinta uka uka
    Jangan kamu bilang dirimu kaya, bila tetanggamu memakan bangkai kucingnya.
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  10. 18-12-2012, 12:17 AM #10
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    still a better love story than Twilight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaine View Post
    still a better love story than Twilight.
    this really made my day

    wait its not even breaking down yet, oh crap
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  12. 18-12-2012, 09:11 AM #12
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    wat ? berakin daun ?
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    Wewe Gombel = meski kanker payudara tetep optimis dengan tertawa hi hi hi hi hi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaka_RDR View Post
    wat ? berakin daun ?
    No, its Berakin Dong, Part 1 and Part 2
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  14. 18-12-2012, 10:06 AM #14
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    sepertinya ini parodi Twilight
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    Bukan. Justru Twilight -lah yang memparodikan thread ini.
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  16. 18-12-2012, 02:15 PM #16
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    ini posternya, beruang jadi-jadian pake kancut daun

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    Kolor ijo???
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  18. 18-12-2012, 05:46 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by lily View Post
    [COLOR="#800080"]Berikut ini adalah sifat-sifat hantu atau setan yang
    boleh ditiru oleh manusia:

    4. Nyi Roro Kidul

    Walau selalu menetap di lautan, tapi pakaiannya selalu lengkap dan sopan, dia nggak pake baju
    renang    , artinya dia selalu menjaga etika dan
    kehormatan.

    Welllll.... that really depends on your 'cup o' joe'. Mengingat, ya, dia dari laut pake kemben dan bukan pake bikini. Yang lupa di bilang adalah, kembennya basah nempel blas ke badan. With a little to nothing left for imagination. Dan isunya, sering juga 'nggak pake baju renang' itu nggak berarti terus pake baju yang lain... if you know what I mean<winks>.
    Dan cowoknya banyak, terus ganti2 pula, sering juga macarin bapak, terus lanjut macarin anaknya. Dan mengingat usia... cougar level akut.
    gue nggak tau mau , atau , atau ...

    Somehow, yang gue bayangin, kalo dia ketemu sama Samantha Jones dari *** and The City, yang ada mereka bakal duduk bareng, ngomongin fashion, 'target' terakhir, tukeran catatan trik kamasutra, over cappuchino oder latte.
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  19. 18-12-2012, 05:50 PM #19
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    Terkutuk, wake up buddy
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  20. 18-12-2012, 05:53 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Terkutuk, wake up buddy
    That's what the local legend said ya' know.
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    And Indonesian ghoul movies.


    BTW, tetep sehat, ya, noodle.
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