Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 24

Thread: - Kisah 3 Tukang dan Bekal Makan Siang -

  1. 14-12-2012, 03:40 PM #1
    lily
    lily is offline
    Barista lily's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    a place called home
    Posts
    12,753

    Cool - Kisah 3 Tukang dan Bekal Makan Siang -

    Di sebuah proyek pembangunan apartement , ada 3 orang tukang yang lagi makan siang

    Giku : “Ya ampun !!!! roti isi telor lagi !!! TELOR TELOR TELORRR terussss !!!!! , kalo besok gue masih dibawain roti isi telor lagi, gue bakalan loncat dari gedung atas !!!”

    Fere :     “NASI UDUK, NASI UDUK, NASI UDUK terus !!! bisa gila nih gue !!!! kalo besok masih nasi uduk , gue bakalan bunuh diri !”

    Aslan :     “ROTI SELAI KACANG ??????? , tiappppp hari gue makan roti selai kacang !!! , kalo besok masih selai kacang juga gue bakalan ikutan loncat bareng elo berdua !!!”

    Besokannya , si tukang pertama dibawain roti isi telor lagi , tukang kedua , bawa nasi uduk lagi , dan tukang ketiga juga roti selai kacang lagi , akhirnya , mereka bertiga loncat dari gedung.

    Di pemakaman , ke 3 istri tukang - tukang itu , sediiiihhhhh banget...

    Istri Giku : “Kalo aja saya tau dia nggak mao makan roti isi telor , pasti udah saya bikinin yang laen…. ”

    Istri Fere :     “Kalo aja dia bilang dia bosen sama nasi uduk , pasti ngga bakalan begini jadinya…….. ”

    Istri Aslan : “Saya bingung kenapa suami saya bunuh diri , kan dia selalu bikin bekalnya sendiri…….. “
    - I'm such a very lucky woman and have a very lucky life -
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 14-12-2012, 03:48 PM #2
    GiKu
    GiKu is offline
    Chief Cook GiKu's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Posts
    10,315
    cerita ini bener2 perlu dikoreksi

    Fere dan Aslan gak ada istri
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 14-12-2012, 03:51 PM #3
    lily
    lily is offline
    Barista lily's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    a place called home
    Posts
    12,753
    yaaaaaaaaaaaaa gimana sih , kan pura - pura nya
    - I'm such a very lucky woman and have a very lucky life -
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 14-12-2012, 03:52 PM #4
    Fere
    Fere is offline
    pelanggan setia Fere's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Depan RSJ-KM
    Posts
    6,120
    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    cerita ini bener2 perlu dikoreksi

    Fere dan Aslan gak ada istri
    ho oh..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 14-12-2012, 03:53 PM #5
    opera
    opera is offline
    opera's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    http://www.opera.com/
    Posts
    4,852
    yang bilang keistri masing masing siapa? kok bisa tau mati karena makanan
    Aneka Pakaian Anak
    Telon Cream Bebe Roosie
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 14-12-2012, 03:54 PM #6
    GiKu
    GiKu is offline
    Chief Cook GiKu's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Posts
    10,315
    bukan gw, Pera
    sumpah degh
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 14-12-2012, 03:59 PM #7
    Fere
    Fere is offline
    pelanggan setia Fere's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Depan RSJ-KM
    Posts
    6,120
    Quote Originally Posted by opera View Post
    yang bilang keistri masing masing siapa? kok bisa tau mati karena makanan
    mungkin bokir, suketi ato pemuda tanpa jam tangan..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 14-12-2012, 04:02 PM #8
    GiKu
    GiKu is offline
    Chief Cook GiKu's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Posts
    10,315
    rolexnya lenyap karena ferarinya disamber metro mini ?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 14-12-2012, 04:06 PM #9
    Fere
    Fere is offline
    pelanggan setia Fere's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Depan RSJ-KM
    Posts
    6,120
    daya ingat youli bener2 tajem gik..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 14-12-2012, 04:11 PM #10
    opera
    opera is offline
    opera's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    http://www.opera.com/
    Posts
    4,852
    dari 3 korban yang gak muncul aslan doank
    kemungkinan besar aslan yanng laporan ke istri istri
    Aneka Pakaian Anak
    Telon Cream Bebe Roosie
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 14-12-2012, 04:18 PM #11
    Fere
    Fere is offline
    pelanggan setia Fere's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Depan RSJ-KM
    Posts
    6,120
    ^
    wooh.. opera berkat situ, sebuah misteri besar akhirnya terungkap,

    Berarti pemuda tanpa jam tangan yang selama ini tidak diketahui
    namanya itu adalah aslan..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 14-12-2012, 04:24 PM #12
    opera
    opera is offline
    opera's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    http://www.opera.com/
    Posts
    4,852
    kalau begitu saya kasih misteri baru
    apa perbedaan jam tangan cowo dgn jam tangan cewe
    Aneka Pakaian Anak
    Telon Cream Bebe Roosie
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 14-12-2012, 04:26 PM #13
    Fere
    Fere is offline
    pelanggan setia Fere's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Depan RSJ-KM
    Posts
    6,120
    ^
    gampang itu, jawabannya mirip
    di thread sebelah..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 14-12-2012, 04:53 PM #14
    lily
    lily is offline
    Barista lily's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    a place called home
    Posts
    12,753
    Wuakakakakaka semua parah hahahahahaha



    Om Aslan masi sibuk kerja tau !!!
    - I'm such a very lucky woman and have a very lucky life -
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 14-12-2012, 04:57 PM #15
    surjadi05
    surjadi05 is offline
    pelanggan sejati surjadi05's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Posts
    9,355
    Apa cuma gw yg berasa humor lily tambah lama tambah sadiss
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 14-12-2012, 05:00 PM #16
    lily
    lily is offline
    Barista lily's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    a place called home
    Posts
    12,753
    Enggak Kong Sur , itu cuma perasaan Kong aja...

    Buktinya nama Kong Sur ga ada disini , wekkkkk...
    - I'm such a very lucky woman and have a very lucky life -
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 14-12-2012, 05:02 PM #17
    ga_genah
    ga_genah is offline
    pelanggan tetap ga_genah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Posts
    1,661
    aq juga merasakan hal sama...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 14-12-2012, 05:05 PM #18
    lily
    lily is offline
    Barista lily's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    a place called home
    Posts
    12,753
    Aduh... Itu cuma perasaan kalian...

    This is only a joke...

    - I'm such a very lucky woman and have a very lucky life -
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 16-03-2013, 03:13 PM #19
    hundreddaya
    hundreddaya is offline
    pelanggan tetap hundreddaya's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Posts
    1,501
    moga saya nanttinya gak kek gini
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 18-03-2013, 11:06 AM #20
    GiKu
    GiKu is offline
    Chief Cook GiKu's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Posts
    10,315
    ^
    harapan youli terlalu muluk
    semua akan dijadikan bulan-bulanan oleh lily
    tunggu antrian ya
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules