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  1. 03-04-2011, 09:55 PM #1
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    Kisah 3 Tukang

    Disebuah proyek pembangunan apartement, ada 3 orank tukang yang lagi makan siang

    Tukang 1 : “Ya ampun!!!! roti isi telor lagi!!! TELOR TELOR TELORRR terussss!!!!!, kalo besok gue masih dibawain roti isi telor lagi, gue bakalan loncat dari gedung atas!!!”

    Tukang 2 : “NASI UDUK, NASI UDUK, NASI UDUK terus!!! bisa gila nih gue!!!! kalo besok masih nasi uduk, gue bakalan bunuh diri!”

    Tukang 3 : “ROTI SELAI KACANG???????, tiap hari gue makan roti selei kacang!!!, kalo besok masih selei kacang juga gue bakalan ikutan loncat bareng elo berdua!!”

    Besokannya, si tukang pertama dibawain roti isi telor lagi, tukang kedua, bawa nasi uduk lagi, dan tukang ketiga juga roti selei kacang lagi, akhirnya, mereka bertiga loncat dari gedung. Dipemakaman, ke3 istri tukang2 itu, sediiiihhhhh bgt:

    Istri 1 : “Kalo aja saya tau dia ngga mao makan roti isi telor, pasti udah saya bikinin yang laen…. ”

    Istri 2 : “Kalo aja dia bilang dia bosen sama nasi uduk, pasti ngga bakalan begini jadinya…….. ”

    Istri 3 : “Saya bingung kenapa suami saya bunuh diri, dia selalu bikin bekalnya sendiri…….. “
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  2. 04-04-2011, 02:50 PM #2
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    tukang 1 dan tukang 2 adalah tukang yang bodoh,

    tukang 3 adalah tukang yang blo'on ::eluagh::
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  3. 15-04-2011, 05:50 AM #3
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    Tukang 1 dan Tukang 2 gak punya harapan apalagi visi dan misi-nya ke depan.
    Tukang 3 gak punya otak, mau-maunya ngikutin Tukang 1 dan 2.
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  4. 21-04-2011, 12:28 PM #4
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    3 stooges

    tinggal tukeran kan bisa...
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  5. 21-04-2011, 01:20 PM #5
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    tukang ke tiga adalah tipe SETIA KAWAN
    Meski tlah jauh....
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  6. 23-04-2011, 04:36 PM #6
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    tipe2 tukang yg takut sama istri.....
    GARUDA DI DADAKU
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  7. 23-04-2011, 09:32 PM #7
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    Tukang2 yang lebay...
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  8. 24-04-2011, 01:00 AM #8
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  9. 25-04-2011, 09:05 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wallpapur View Post
    istri2 durhaka
    wakakakaka .............
    GARUDA DI DADAKU
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  10. 25-04-2011, 08:16 PM #10
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    tukang jaman sekarang gaya banget makannya roti selai kacang
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  11. 17-05-2011, 01:37 AM #11
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    Bukannya itu artinya tukang ketiga itu tukang selingkuh ya? Dibikinin istri keduanya, makanya istrinya taunya si suami bikin bekal sendiri
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  12. 17-05-2011, 01:58 AM #12
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    dosa ke 3 org itu di tanggung TS

    krna TS tau apa yg mereka akan lakukan.. tapi gak kasih tau ke istrinya masing2 ..
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  13. 17-05-2011, 10:50 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by el_chibi View Post
    3 stooges

    tinggal tukeran kan bisa...
    Tukeran apa?istrinya?
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  14. 20-05-2011, 05:18 PM #14
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    Tukang 1 & 3 = impossible
    Tukang 2 = masih oke

    Tukang kok makan roti?


    tapi lucu nih joke nya ::eluagh::
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  15. 20-05-2011, 05:30 PM #15
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    hmm...ketiga tukang ini kayanya terinspirasi ama seseorang yang mempopulerkan kalimat "DESTROYER THREAD YOU THIS !!!"
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  16. 20-05-2011, 06:04 PM #16
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    ^siapa itu?
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  17. 23-05-2011, 10:11 AM #17
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    hikayatnya bisa dibaca disini, bro: ^_^
    http://www.kopimaya.com/forum/showth...ini-kah/page14
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  18. 23-05-2011, 11:01 AM #18
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  19. 23-05-2011, 11:16 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by hayatzu View Post
    hikayatnya bisa dibaca disini, bro: ^_^
    http://www.kopimaya.com/forum/showth...ini-kah/page14
    masih nongol di KM?
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  20. 30-05-2011, 02:51 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by gogon
    Tukang 1 & 3 = impossible
    Tukang 2 = masih oke

    Tukang kok makan roti?


    tapi lucu nih joke nya ::eluagh::
    itu kan pengalaman pribadinya TS
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