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  1. 19-04-2013, 02:09 AM #541
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    Quote Originally Posted by ndoz View Post
    pie cah...koq sepi men kie.....mindik mindik sikk akhhh
    Pasar sapi dadi pasar klithikan
    Ben ra sepi ayo podho parikan

    Tangi turu ngombe susu
    Oleh saru ora oleh nesu

    Duduh santen dicampur srabi
    Monggo sinten badhe nyobi

    Sirah ngelu ngombene antalgin
    Sampun ndalu kulo sare rumiyin

    Gusti iku dumunung ing atine wong kang becik, mulo iku diarani Gusti... Bagusing Ati.
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  2. 19-04-2013, 06:13 AM #542
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    matur suwun eyang 234...
    tambah ngelmu iki...
    Barangsawijine purwo marang kawitan, Bandar sejatining wujud. Yuk lakone.. BUTHO CAKIL sido NGEMUTTT PEN.....THUNG!!
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  3. 21-04-2013, 08:51 PM #543
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  4. 22-04-2013, 11:23 AM #544
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    sek gawe kurang gawean tenan sajake...
    Barangsawijine purwo marang kawitan, Bandar sejatining wujud. Yuk lakone.. BUTHO CAKIL sido NGEMUTTT PEN.....THUNG!!
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  5. 22-06-2013, 12:10 AM #545
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  6. 22-06-2013, 05:16 PM #546
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    Critane sardot karo sodron mulih seko perantauan..
    Wong 2 iku ketemu nang warung terus podo ngobrol

    Sardot : kerjomu nang ndi bro...(nyisir untu)

    Sodron : aku nang semarang Dot...lha kowe??

    Sardot : aku yo nang semarang...terus kowe kerjo opo?? (nyruput kopi)

    Sodron : biasalah dot..aku dadi pemulung...seng penting kan halal...hahahaaa (ngakak isin)

    Sardot : kerjo kok dadi pemulung,mending melu aku wae dadi pengemis..kasile gede..umpomo sedino
    olih 120ewu ,nak 2 taun tak jamin tumpak'anmu wes mobil...wkekekee (ngguyu ngece)

    Sodron : emoh Dot....

    Sardot : yowis nak ora gelem...


    * Singkat crito akhire wong 2 wis suwe ora pernah ketemu maneh..
    Pas Sodron lagi golek rosok, sodron weruh sardot numpak mobil nang lampu merah.
    Sodron njur nyedak

    Sodron: woy dot kowe lali rak karo aku...?

    Sardot : yo jelas ora tow dron, piye kabarmu dron..

    Sodron : yo isih ngene ikilah...hiks hiks umpomo aku biyen manut omonganmu mesti tumpak'anku
    mobil koyok sing mbok tumpak'i..jan mulyo tenan uripmu dot..tumpak'anmu wis mobil lan duwe sopir
    pribadi sisan...

    Sardot : ngomong mu ojo banter banter Dron...aku dadi isin ki...

    Sodron : lho isin kenopo...urip mu lak yo wes mulyo...duwe mobil lan sopir pribadi??

    Sardot : ........AKU IKI LAGI KENO RAZIA SATPOL PP GOBLOK!!!

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  7. 22-06-2013, 05:23 PM #547
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    dadi gaweane Sardot opo jane?
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  8. 22-06-2013, 05:28 PM #548
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
    Sardot : ...mending melu aku wae dadi pengemis..kasile gede..
    ngemis cak, kan uwis tak tulis..
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  9. 22-06-2013, 07:29 PM #549
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    aku tresno karo kowe...
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  11. 06-09-2013, 02:08 AM #551
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    085703046062 (Only for SMS) , (022) 7306150 (Only for Calling)

    Gue tunggu ya.Bye.
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  12. 07-04-2014, 05:33 AM #552
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    Ojo lali tgl 9 April 2014 dinone Rebo Pon jam 07.00-nganti rampung,
    wayahe NYOBLOS,sing durung tau nyoblos iki lho
    tak kei cara2ne ben ora kliru nyoblose :
    1. Sak durunge budal ning TPS adus sik,ben ketok mbois,jo lali sarapan disik ben ra dredeg,yen perlu sungkem
    disik ning wong tuo, ra usah ngenekne pengajian, koyok wong arep budal haji wae.

    2. teko TPS antri disik ora usah uyel2an koyok antri zakat, lingguhe sing apik, sing lanang lingguhe biasa wae. Ora usah mbedingkrangan mbok kiro hik po.?
    sing wedok linggihe biasa wae ora usah mekokoh opo maneh karo petan ning kono...
    ​.•*˚*•..Hä Ðέê♓.•*˚*•..

    3. Ijolno surat undangan (C6) sing teko KPPS, diijolne karo surat suara, ojo kliru gowo surate, engko surat
    Pegadain sing nbok gowo

    4. Nek uwis oleh surat suara ndang mlebuo ning bilik/ kamar nggo nyoblos, jo sampek salah kamar, buka disik
    surat suarane di inceng, engko kliru surat nikah sing dikekne nek awakmu, opo ora tambah galau sing jomblo,
    coblosen sak karepmu sing mbok senengi, karo meneng wae, ora usah karo ndesah2, mengko dikiro dicoblos,...

    5. Nek uwis nyoblos lempiten koyo asale,ojo mbok untel2,
    Mbok kiro gombal po!!, ndang lebokno ning kotak suara,
    trus ndang ngalio,
    mlakumu biasa wae ra usah koyo artis
    papan atas opo meneh mlakune rodo lemes koyo bar ngopo wae....
    Шª κª κª κª κª κª

    6. Yen wis mari celupno salah siji drijimu ning tinta sing wes disediakne petugase, driji ae ojo liyane sing
    dicelupne opo maneh dinggo raup...
    Nek rampung trz ndang mulih, wes gak usah mbengok2 "aku bar nyobloosss.....
    ohh,, yeesss" ra usah poto2an trus dinggo foto Profil. Koyo alay wae.
    sekian tips dinggo sedulur2 sing nyoblos..
    (y)♏ªτůяΠůώůΠ(y)
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  13. 07-04-2014, 05:35 AM #553
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    SEMUA PILIH PDIP

    Thole: pak, PPP ki singkatane opo tho pak?
    Bapak: PPP kuwi Partai PDI Perjuangan le...
    Thole: ow... lha nek PKS pak ?
    Bapak: PKS ki Partai Kepala Sapi le...
    Thole: berarti ndas sapine podho karo ndas bantenge PDIP pak !
    Bapak: he eh...
    Thole : berarti PKB kae yo PDIP tho pak?
    Bapak: koq iso le?
    Thole: Partai Kepala Banteng
    Bapak: pinter kowe le...
    Thole: nek ngono sesuk sing di pilih PDIP kabeh pak?
    Bapak: hahaha..

    :v :v :v

    # hanya guyonan, hasil copas
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