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  1. 23-03-2012, 01:37 AM #221
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    ramutu tenan, tiwas ngecek jebule gur gambar yongono
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  2. 23-03-2012, 01:42 AM #222
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    sing penting eksis..
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  3. 23-03-2012, 07:29 AM #223
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    kuwi gambar'e nopo sing lanang luwih semok timbang'e si wedhok ya?
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  4. 23-03-2012, 10:38 AM #224
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    ora ngerti...
    tapi iso nguyu

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  5. 23-03-2012, 10:40 AM #225
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    kan pas nggenjot pit cak, dadi ketok ipel2
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  6. 23-03-2012, 10:41 AM #226
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    Quote Originally Posted by ga_genah View Post
    ora ngerti...
    tapi iso nguyu
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  7. 23-03-2012, 07:59 PM #227
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    Waras VS EDan

    Wawancara golek gawean


    + Pendidikanmu opo?
    - Hukum Pak.
    + wah ora bisa ditompo ning kene.
    - Alasanipun Pak?
    + Kakehan ngomong mengko, malah ora kerja.
    - tapi kulo mantan diplomat lho Pak.
    + Tambah ora ketompo?
    - Lho kok ngaten pak?
    + Mengko gaweyanmu mung ropat-rapat wae......

    + Kowe nduwe omah opo ora?
    - Dereng.....
    + Wah kowe ora iso ketompo nang kene.
    - Lho kok ngaten?
    + Mengko kowe mesthi ngajukne utang nang perusahaan.
    - Ah.. mboten kok, sakjanipun tiyang sepuh kulo niku sampun sugih.
    + Yo malah ora ketompo.
    - Lho kok ngaten?
    + Mengko kowe kerjo mung nggo hiburan, nongkrang nongkrong ae.

    + Kowe nduwe motor opo ora?
    - Mboten.
    + Ora ketompo.
    - Lho kok mboten ketompo?
    + Mengko kowe mesthi njaluk bantuan kredit.
    - Sakjanipun gadhah, ning tasih ten kampung, gampil mangke kulo beto ngriki.
    + Wah malah ra ketompo....
    - Lho kok ngoten?
    + Tempat parkire wis ra cukup..

    + Kowe wis lulus sarjana tenan?
    - Sampun Pak....
    + Ora ketompo. Kene iki golek sing SMA ae, luwih manutan lan ben mbayare murah.
    - Sakjanipun kulo tasih badhe skripsi.
    + Malah ora ketompo...... .
    - Lho kados pundi to?
    + Mengko kowe kerjo mung ngetik skripsi, yen wis lulus mesti golek kerjo neng perusahaan liyo.

    + Kowe seneng guyon opo ora?
    - Mboten pak, kulo serius nek nyambut gawe.
    + Ra ketompo......
    - Waa... Kok ngoten?
    + Engko konco-koncomu lan anak buahmu podho stress.
    - Sakjane nggih sekedhik-sekedhik seneng guyon.
    + Malah ora ketompo.
    - Lho kok......
    + Engko kowe mung email-emailan sing lucu.

    + Kowe mau mrene numpak opo?
    - Nitih mobil.
    + Kowe ora ketompo.
    - Sebabipun?
    + Saiki BBM mundhak terus, mengko kowe njaluk mundhak bayar terus.
    - Woo, kulo wau namung mbonceng, kok.
    + Tambah ora ketompo.
    - Lho, lha kok?
    + Mengko mung gawene mbonceng mobil kantor. Ngrusuhi!

    + Anakmu akeh opo sithik?
    - Kathah, Pak.
    + Kowe ora ketompo.
    - Sebabipun?
    + Nyambut gawemu ora jenjem, mung mikir gawe uanak terus.
    - Lha wong namung anak adopsi, kok.
    + Tambah ora ketompo.
    - Lho, lha kok?
    + Gawe anak bae aras2en, opo maneh nyambut gawe.

    + Kowe wis ngerti gaweyanmu durung?
    - Dereng.
    + Kowe ora ketompo.
    - Sebabipun?
    + Arep nyambut gawe kok ora ngerti gaweyane?
    - Oo, nek damelan niku mpun ngertos kok.
    + Tambah ora ketompo.
    - Lho, lha kok?
    + Kowe rak mung arep keminter, to?

    + Kowe ngerti kahanan kantor kene durung?
    - Dereng.
    + Kowe ora ketompo.
    - Sebabipun?
    + Arep nyambut gawe kok ora ngerti kantore?
    - Wah, nggih sekedhik2 mpun ngertos kok...
    + Tambah ora ketompo.
    - Lho, lha kok?
    + Mengko kowe senengane ngudhal-udhal wewadi kantor, to?

    + Kowe kerep loro?
    - Mboten.
    + Kowe ora ketompo..
    - Sebabipun?
    + Mesthi kerep mbolos, wong arang2 gering.
    - Wah, sakjanipun nggih asring.
    + Tambah ora ketompo.
    - Lho, lha kok?
    + Kantor iki ora nompo karyawan pileren.

    + Kowe biso main internet?
    - mBoten.
    + Kowe ora ketompo.
    - Sebabipun?
    + Perusahaan ora nompo sing buta internet.
    - Wah, sakjanipun nggih saged.
    + Tambah ora ketompo.
    - Lho, lha kok?
    + Mesthi ora bakal nyambut gawe, kakehan dolanan internet, to???

    + Kowe waras opo ora?
    - Lha, kulo nggih waras to Pak.
    + Ra ketompo.
    - Kenging nopo?
    + Mengko kowe mesthi ora krasan neng kene.
    - Niku rumiyin Pak, sakmeniko sampun rodo edan.
    + Malah ra ketompo.
    - Pripun to niki?
    + Mengko aku duwe saingan.
    - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! !!!!
    Last edited by sumpe gw klonengan; 23-03-2012 at 08:13 PM. Reason: ganti boso jowo ;D
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  8. 23-03-2012, 08:09 PM #228
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    ^

    iki jane sing gendeng sing mawancara opo sing diwawancarai tho..

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  9. 23-03-2012, 08:14 PM #229
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    sek mesti ora sek posting
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  10. 23-03-2012, 08:18 PM #230
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    yen disawang2 ketoke sing posting yo rodo... sithik
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  11. 23-03-2012, 10:03 PM #231
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    gpp mung sithik , sek moco akehhh
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  12. 23-03-2012, 10:06 PM #232
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    walahh...
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  13. 23-03-2012, 10:56 PM #233
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  14. 26-03-2012, 01:07 AM #234
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    sami mawon mbah..
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  15. 26-03-2012, 10:08 PM #235
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    yukkk lanjutttttttttttt

    Gemblong jago nedak.

    " Wah, dhino iki ulangan sujaroh. Aku dhurûng sinau, jé. Kakèhan nonton wayang.
    " Halah, arepo kówé sinau, tetep waé ra biso
    " Aku mengkó tak nedak kówé, yo ? Mengkó tak jajakké, wîs.
    " Nîng ojo persis banget, yo ? Ndak konangan.
    " Contoné piyé ?
    " Nèk jawabanku ‘Jakarta’ kówé njawabo ‘Jayakarta’. Nèk aku ‘Yogya’, kówé ‘Jogja’.
    " Oké

    Bopo guru macakké pitakon2é, murid2 nulîs jawabané ono kertasé déwé2.

    " Bocah2, nèk óra biso njawab kudhu mènèhi katrangan opo sebabé óra biso njawab. Ngerti ?
    " Muridh2 : Ngertoooooooooos …..

    " Bopo Guru takon Jeneng ciliké Panembahan Sénopati sopo ?
    " Temu nulîs Dhanang Sutowijoyo
    " Gemblong nulîs Dh. Sutowijoyo

    " Bopo Guru takon : Jeneng ciliké Sultan Hadhiwijoyo sopo ?
    " Temu nulîs Joko Tingkér
    " Gemblong nulîs J. Tingkér

    " Bopo Guru takon : jeneng ciliké Hamengku Buwono X sopo ?
    " Temu nulîs Bendhoro Radhèn Mas Herjuno Dherpito
    " Gemblong nulîs BRM. Janoko D.

    " Bopo Guru takon : Jeneng ciliké Pangéran dhiponegoro sopo ?
    " Temu nulîs Radhèn Ontowiryo
    " Gemblong nulîs R. Ontoséno

    " Bopo Guru takon : Jeneng ciliké Sóltan Bintoro sopo ?
    " Temu nulîs Aku óra ngerti
    " Gemblong nulîs Opo manèh aku !
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  16. 26-03-2012, 10:14 PM #236
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    cekak aos, nanging marai ngakak


    Gemblong nggarap zigsaw puzzle
    " Mu, mu …. Aku kasîl nggarap zigsaw puzzle
    " Ndhelok kéné
    " Aku ngrampûngké mûng limang sasi
    " Limang sasi ?
    " Lha iki ono tulisané, ‘buat 4-5 tahón’.
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  17. 01-04-2012, 03:35 AM #237
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    haha... cak jane postinganmu ameh tak klik thanks ping pindo,

    lha ning awakmu kan cif kuk, raono pengaruhe.. dadi rasido..
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  18. 01-04-2012, 03:42 AM #238
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    ceritane romlah bojone sarno meteng,tp romlah karo sarno ngerahasia'ake karo uwong2.

    Ujug2 petugas PLN teko

    P.PLN : "bu,ibu telat sewulan"
    Romlah :" saking pundi bapak ngertos??"
    P.PLN :" kan niki wonten catetane ing PLN"
    Romlah :" hah???mosok sampe dicatet wonten PLN??"
    (sarno metu banjur muring2)

    Sarno :" Piye???PLN iso ngerti nek bojoku telat sewulan???"
    P.PLN :"sabar pak..menawi bapak kerso catetane dipun hapus bapak kan kantun mbayar kaleh kulo"
    Sarno :" lha nek Aku gak gelem bayar???"
    P. PLN :" nggih kepekso nggene bapak dipedhot.
    Sarno :" edaaaaaaannn msok nggonku arep dipedot??lha trus nek ono ngomah bojoku pngen trus nganggo opo??"
    P.PLN : "nggeh kepekso ngangge lilin"

    Sarno mumet..

    sing crito
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  19. 01-04-2012, 06:49 AM #239
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
    haha... cak jane postinganmu ameh tak klik thanks ping pindo,

    lha ning awakmu kan cif kuk, raono pengaruhe.. dadi rasido..
    nambah owk reputasine, nek diklik thanks.
    nanging emang tak delekno ijo-ijone..
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  20. 01-04-2012, 10:49 PM #240
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    uwis tak klik cak..
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