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Thread: Nantikan Film-Film dengan Judul Norak di Layar Bioskop Terdekat Anda

  1. 31-03-2011, 10:33 AM #1
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    Nantikan Film-Film dengan Judul Norak di Layar Bioskop Terdekat Anda

    Dapat info dari kawan, konfirmasi di situs Lembaga Sensor Film ternyataaaaaaaaa...

    PT Rapi Films akan mengedarkan film berjudul KUNTILANAK KESURUPAN!
    http://www.lsf.go.id/film.php?module...etail&id=76685

    Hayah! Hayah!

    Ini mah namanya penghinaan buat Kuntilanak. Masak hantu masih bisa kesurupan?

    Tapi saingan mereka, sang legendaris KK Dheeraj, tidak mau kalah bersaing.
    besoknya mereka mendaftarkan : POCONG MANDI MALAM SURO!
    http://www.lsf.go.id/film.php?module...etail&id=78720


    Heh? Ngapain Pocong mandi? Malam suro pula..
    Seminggu kemudian, mereka masih mendaftarkan judul baru. Apakah ini untuk film yang sama atau film yang berbeda, aku tak tahu..
    Judul yang didaftarkan adalah: POCONG MANDI GOYANG PINGGUL
    http://www.lsf.go.id/film.php?module...etail&id=79592


    Hayah! Jahil sekali pocongnya. Udah mandi (emangnya bakal bikin wangi) masih goyang pinggul pula.. (mau menggoda siapa sih, Mas Pocong?)
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  2. 31-03-2011, 10:37 AM #2
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    Ini judul kok katrooo pisan neh?
    emang ga ada tema yang lainnya apa?
    keliatan banget orientasinya uang melulu.
    biar cepet dapat duit. bikin film instant.

    properti ala perpocongan juga gampang didapat

    *udah ilfil ogah bayangin posternya
    - just call me kokom -
    Shinken & Fude… Jalan pedang dan jalan kuas, antara keharmonisan dan kekerasan kehidupan yang melebur untuk meraih kemurnian yang sempurna…
    I get to actually experience what it would be like to be a psycho, which is not a fun one. For me, it suits me. It suits my personality.
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  3. 31-03-2011, 10:56 AM #3
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    film kayak gitu
    emang laris yak
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  4. 31-03-2011, 11:15 AM #4
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  5. 31-03-2011, 12:07 PM #5
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    buktinya diproduksi, brarti laris dunk au
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  6. 31-03-2011, 02:20 PM #6
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    Besok aku mau buat film... "Sunatan Kuntil Anak"...
    Barangsawijine purwo marang kawitan, Bandar sejatining wujud. Yuk lakone.. BUTHO CAKIL sido NGEMUTTT PEN.....THUNG!!
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  7. 31-03-2011, 02:58 PM #7
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    Penginaan bener. Ntar didatangi beneran ama hantu tuh orang.
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  8. 31-03-2011, 03:08 PM #8
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    Awas pocong benerannya marah lho...
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  9. 31-03-2011, 04:42 PM #9
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    gue lagi mengurus pendaftaran untuk film Sundel Bolong tak Lagi Bolong
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  10. 31-03-2011, 05:31 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by your_love View Post
    gue lagi mengurus pendaftaran untuk film Sundel Bolong tak Lagi Bolong
    Kok demen amat "yang bolong-bolong"?

    He he he...
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  11. 31-03-2011, 05:39 PM #11
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    Jangan lupa HANTU DATANG BULAN--> seneng neh pabrik pembalut

    Inilah yg bikin saya benci banget nonton film-film horor Indonesia karena
    melulu film2 katro kayak gini.


    Tapi pernah suatu hari saya dan teman meminjam beberapa film horor made
    in Indonesia untuk tahu sebenarnya film2 itu jelek atau kami yang sentimen

    Jadi film pertama dimulai dengan HANTU BANGKU KOSONG
    Itu film, sudah hampir satu jam, gak jelas banget apa maunya, makin gak
    jelas, kami makin ngikik2


    Mana efek suara lebay, ruangan gelap n remang2 melulu, menjerit melulu,
    tapi ceritanya gak tau apah, bener2 deh...


    Akhirnya kami menyimpulkan : kalau mau cari film komedi buat ngakak2, nonton
    aja film horor Indonesia
    ´There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt´
    -John Adams-
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  12. 31-03-2011, 06:06 PM #12
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    Kekeke... Diniatkan horor malah jadi komedi ya.

    Pengen juga liat film horor tanpa embel-embel hantu. Kayak yg di luar negeri kan ada saw, bone collector, i know what you did, etc.

    Kalo pake hantu pun yang keren lah, jangan hantu yang itu mulu.

    Kan, hantunya bisa bosan kalo difitnah terus.

    Ke ke ke...
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  13. 31-03-2011, 06:12 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sauron View Post
    Kekeke... Diniatkan horor malah jadi komedi ya.

    Pengen juga liat film horor tanpa embel-embel hantu. Kayak yg di luar negeri kan ada saw, bone collector, i know what you did, etc.

    Kalo pake hantu pun yang keren lah, jangan hantu yang itu mulu.

    Kan, hantunya bisa bosan kalo difitnah terus.

    Ke ke ke...


    Aku bayangkan tuh hantu2 menonton di bioskop mereka sendiri,
    nonton film horor Indonesia sambil nge-pop-corn, mereka pasti
    ngedumel : "..Sok tau banget ya sutradara negeri itu, study
    banding dong ke sini baru bahas kita-kita.."
    ´There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt´
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  14. 31-03-2011, 08:10 PM #14
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    Hayah! Jahil sekali pocongnya. Udah mandi (emangnya bakal bikin wangi) masih goyang pinggul pula.. (mau menggoda siapa sih, Mas Pocong?)
    boekan goda akoe khan....
    heheheheh....
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  15. 01-04-2011, 03:04 PM #15
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    ambil positifnya aja,

    banyak tenaga kerja yang akan terserap oleh produksi film seperti itu meskipun akan mengorbankan moral
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  16. 01-04-2011, 03:18 PM #16
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    Moral yang mana mbah?? Kan cuma pilem...
    Barangsawijine purwo marang kawitan, Bandar sejatining wujud. Yuk lakone.. BUTHO CAKIL sido NGEMUTTT PEN.....THUNG!!
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  17. 01-04-2011, 06:49 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agitho_Ryuki View Post
    Moral yang mana mbah?? Kan cuma pilem...
    Moral Perikehantuan lah...
    ´There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt´
    -John Adams-
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  18. 01-04-2011, 06:55 PM #18
    Sauron
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    Film kek gitu kebanyakan melanggar HAS (HAK ASASI SETAN)...
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  19. 03-04-2011, 04:03 PM #19
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    judulnya mendramatisir,, seperti sinetron..ekeke..
    Penulis Sastra, Penyayang Hewan, PNS biasa

    "Sedekah Aja "

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    Kucing - > Semua Tentang Kucing

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  20. 03-04-2011, 09:35 PM #20
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    filmnya si KKD tuh yg suka parah ngasal mah, "Selimut Berdarah", tapi gak ada selimutnya -_____-"
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