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  1. 04-09-2012, 05:50 PM #1
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    Surjadi ditilang polisi

    Surjadi ngebut menuju kerumah... dan melanggar lampu merah

    Polisi :"Selamat malam pak, tau kenapa saya memberhentikan bapak?"
    Surjadi:"Oh tau pak, saya ngebut dan melanggar lampu merah.... tapi ini masalah hidup mati pak."
    Polisi :"Benarkah? Gimana ceritanya?"
    Surjadi:"ada wanita telanjang di rumah saya."
    Polisi :"saya tidak melihatnya sebagai persoalan hidup dan mati, pak."
    Surjadi:"kalo istri saya duluan nyampe rumah, matilah saya."
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  2. 04-09-2012, 05:59 PM #2
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    ternyata nenek yg diperkosa para ABG itu adalah simpanannya si engkong
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  3. 04-09-2012, 10:47 PM #3
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    nunggu klarifikasi dari Kong Sur..

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    Asik asik ada perang dunia di rumah om Sur
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  5. 06-09-2012, 11:58 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    ternyata nenek yg diperkosa para ABG itu adalah simpanannya si engkong
    psst jgn fitnah ya, kalo nenek2 bukan disimpan lagi tapi kelamaan diperam
    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
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    nunggu klarifikasi dari Kong Sur..

    psst fer, yg telanjang abegeh loh, kalo gak ga panik gw

    Quote Originally Posted by lily View Post
    Asik asik ada perang dunia di rumah om Sur
    tenang ly, ternyata polisinya teman "seperjuangan" akhirnya gw dibonceng dia pake mobpat jadi cepat sampe dirumah en selamat
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  6. 06-09-2012, 12:04 PM #6
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    akhirnya om sur kasi klarifikasi......abegeh nya cakep ga om?


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  7. 06-09-2012, 12:12 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingform View Post
    akhirnya om sur kasi klarifikasi......abegeh nya cakep ga om?
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    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  8. 06-09-2012, 12:12 PM #8
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    tapi versi primata
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  9. 06-09-2012, 08:36 PM #9
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    Emangnya istrinya Surjadi jago silat apa?sampe2x takut keduluan istrinya sampe rumah gara2x selingkuh?
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  10. 07-09-2012, 11:25 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matsugawa Dana View Post
    Emangnya istrinya Surjadi jago silat apa?sampe2x takut keduluan istrinya sampe rumah gara2x selingkuh?
    Waduh dan, kalo bini mah ga perlu jago silat buat ditakutin, apa aja yg dirumah bisa jadi senjata mematikan kalo elu "macam2"
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  11. 08-09-2012, 03:22 AM #11
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    pengalaman ya om...
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  12. 10-09-2012, 10:37 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ga_genah View Post
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    pengalaman ya om...
    bukan sis, itu udah nubuat para nabi dan orang bijaksana yg diceritakan turun temurun
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  13. 10-09-2012, 12:39 PM #13
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    ini jadinya si engkong masi idup ato mati nih?
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  14. 10-09-2012, 01:12 PM #14
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    polisi: "klo gitu saya ikut deh ke rumah bapak"
    sambil lompat ke motornya om surjadi....
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  15. 11-09-2012, 12:37 AM #15
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    @neptunus: kalo masih bisa posting mestinya om sur masi idup ya...
    kecuali kalo itu ternyata istrinya lagi pake id punya om sur


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  16. 14-09-2012, 06:57 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neptunus View Post
    ini jadinya si engkong masi idup ato mati nih?
    Engkong Sur masih bisa posting, berarti masih hidup
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  17. 19-09-2012, 01:45 AM #17
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    hahaha makanya jangan suka selingkuh
    ya gak gan tar jadinya kayak gitu
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