tidak sefenomenal Chuck Norris, Bund
Rambo kan Sylvester Stallone
Chuck Norris karena lebih melegenda. Jam terbangnya lebih tinggi daripada yg lain lain untuk film martial art
Secara Chuck Norris usianya ude 72 tahun sekarang.
Sementara Sly 66 tahun
Year Title Role Notes 1968 The Green Berets (Martial arts performer) The Wrecking Crew (as a party guest) 1972 Way of the Dragon Colt First Villain Role 1973 The Student Teachers Karate Instructor 1974 Slaughter in San Francisco Chuck Slaughter/Chuck Norris 2nd Villain Role 1977 Breaker! Breaker! John David "J.D." Dawes First Major Lead Role 1978 Good Guys Wear Black John T. Booker 1979 A Force of One Matt Logan 1980 The Octagon Scott James 1981 An Eye for an Eye Sean Kane 1982 Silent Rage Sheriff Dan Stevens First Sci-fi/horror film Forced Vengeance Josh Randall 1983 Lone Wolf McQuade J.J. McQuade 1984 Missing in Action Col. James Braddock 1985 Missing in Action 2: The Beginning Col. James Braddock Code of Silence Eddie Cusack Invasion U.S.A. Matt Hunter 1986 The Delta Force Major Scott McCoy Firewalker Max Donigan Karate Kommandos The leader of the Karate Kommandos. 1987 Hero and the Terror Danny O'Brien 1989 Braddock: Missing in Action III Col. James Braddock 1990 Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection Col. Scott McCoy 1991 The Hitman Cliff Garret 1992 Sidekicks Himself 1993 One Riot, One Ranger Ranger Cordell Walker T.V. movie Hellbound Frank Shatter 2nd Sci-fi/horror film 1994 Deadly Reunion Ranger Cordell Walker T.V. movie 1995 Top Dog Jake Wilder 1996 Forest Warrior John McKenna 1998 Logan's War: Bound by Honor Jake Fallon 1999 Sons of Thunder Ranger Cordell Walker Spin off of Walker: Texas Ranger 2000 The President's Man Joshua 2002 The President's Man 2: A Line in the Sand Joshua 2003 Bells of Innocence Jux Jonas 2004 DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story Himself 2005 Trial by Fire Ranger Cordell Walker T.V. movie The Cutter John Shepherd 2012 The Expendables 2[47] Booker 2013 The Novice Edgar Missing in Action 4 Col. James Braddock TBA The Expendables 3 Booker
yang paling baru, coba lihat expendables 2....
saat Rambo dkk pontang panting di kepung satu kompi pasukan dan tank, chuck norris cuman modal grenade ama senapan menghabisi mereka yang mengepung Rambo dkk......
TANPA BERKERINGAT SETETES PUN!
belum lagi saat perang habis2an di akhir film.....
sang terminator, John McClane, dan Rambo sudah beberapa kali kehabisan peluru
cuman chuck norris yang ga pernah kehabisan peluru
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chuck bisa boker duduk di WC jongkok
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bahkan pistol pun takut ama Chuck Norris sampe ngga berani kehabisan amunisi
~Radio Kopimaya~
chuck tidak pernah ngisi peluru, dia punya Unlimited Ammo
R*y Sury* Ditunjuk Presiden SBY Jadi Menpora
"telling lies is sometimes acceptable,
when the truth is too difficult to believe"
you meet someone
you two get close
its all great for awhile
then someone stops trying
Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
No communication whatsoever
Memories start to fade
Then the person you know become the person u knew
That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
sebuah toko roti di kroasia sering kemalingan, semenjak memajang foto chuck norris toko itu tidak pernah kemalingan lagi.
kisah nyata
berita di KG dulu
R*y Sury* Ditunjuk Presiden SBY Jadi Menpora
Tong fang bisa berhasil sejauh ini ternyata berkat jasa chuck norris juga. Banyak org berterimakasih kpd tong fang, dan tongfang berterimakasih kpd chuck.
"telling lies is sometimes acceptable,
when the truth is too difficult to believe"
chuck norris bisa ginian gak..?
chuck bisa kaya jin di iklan "wani piro" ga?
...bersama kesusahan ada kemudahan...
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baru ngeh, kenapa musti pake Chuck Norris di MEME yang dulu pernah ada
Spoiler for ups:
Err nanya dong, emang di film2 nya Chuck Norris,
dia ga pernah berpeluh ya?
masih tetap kinclong gitu??