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  1. 14-08-2012, 10:56 AM #1
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    kopi kucing

    Pada suatu Sore Giku pergi ke rumah Lily, sesampainya disana Lily menawari kopi yg katanya enak sekali, karna penasaran Giku mau nyobain kopi itu

    Giku : ly ini kopi apa ya? kok rasanya sepat banget?

    Lily : ini kopi istimewa, mirip dengan kopi luwak yg harganya mahal sekali itu

    Giku : wah keren, kopi apa ini ya?

    Lily : Gw namain Kopi Kucing, gw yg buat sendiri

    Giku : Gimana ceritanya kok bisa dinamain kopi kucing?

    Lily : Soalnya diolah lewat kucing , kopi luwak kan kopinya dimakan luwak, nah kopi kucing ini juga dimakan kucing dulu sebelum gw olah jadi kopi

    Giku :Emangnya kucing lu doyan kopi ly?

    Lily : sebenarnya kucing ga kaga doyan, jadi terpaksa kopinya gw tumbuk dulu trus gw campur ama ikan asin trus gw kasih ke kucing

    Perut Giku mulai mulas, dan Gikupun mulai cemas

    Giku : terus proses selanjutnya gimana?

    Lily : Kopinya keluar bareng kotoran kucing, bubukannya gw saring, gw cuci trus gw jemur sampe kering, trus gw tumbuk lagi sampai halus baru gw seduh, lu beruntung loh, lu orang pertama yg nyoba kopi kucing ini, gw aja belum nyoba,gimana rasanya gik?


    Giku : Azzu Azzu kowe ly, ini mah bukan kopi kucing tapi TAIK KUCING
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  2. 14-08-2012, 11:00 AM #2
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    Anjing kok bisa bikin kopi??
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  3. 14-08-2012, 11:53 AM #3
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    di perjalanan, giku bertemu Bokir

    GiKu : Kir... youli mau ke mana ?

    Bokir : Ke rumah Lily, nagih uang sampah. Kenapa ?

    GiKu : Si Lily sekarang buka usaha penggilingan kopi.

    BoKir : Itu sih gw ud tau, gw malah udah icip2.

    GiKu : Youli tau gak, itu bahannya dari mana ?

    Bokir : Taeeeee.......
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  5. 14-08-2012, 12:27 PM #5
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    engkong: Gik, muka elo kenapa pucat gitu
    giku: abis minum kopi buatan lily, kong
    engkong: terus kenapa minum kopi langsung pucet
    giku: kopinya terbuat dr ee kucing
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  6. 14-08-2012, 03:17 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    di perjalanan, giku bertemu Bokir

    GiKu : Kir... youli mau ke mana ?

    Bokir : Ke rumah Lily, nagih uang sampah. Kenapa ?

    GiKu : Si Lily sekarang buka usaha penggilingan kopi.

    BoKir : Itu sih gw ud tau, gw malah udah icip2.

    GiKu : Youli tau gak, itu bahannya dari mana ?

    Bokir : Taeeeee.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Δx Δp ≥ ½ ħ View Post
    engkong: Gik, muka elo kenapa pucat gitu
    giku: abis minum kopi buatan lily, kong
    engkong: terus kenapa minum kopi langsung pucet
    giku: kopinya terbuat dr ee kucing
    engkong: goblokkkk
    kalo edisi yg ini mah gw udah tebak
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  8. 14-08-2012, 04:47 PM #8
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    engkong : kalo edisi yg ini mah gw udah tebak
    rumus : taeeee......
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  9. 14-08-2012, 06:11 PM #9
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    wakakaka.. bokir nongol lagi..
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  10. 14-08-2012, 06:17 PM #10
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  12. 14-08-2012, 10:41 PM #12
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  14. 15-08-2012, 01:18 AM #14
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  15. 15-08-2012, 03:56 AM #15
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