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  1. 24-07-2012, 08:35 AM #1
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    nama anak

    Nama Anak

    Ada 4 org ibu2 yg sedang hamil saling ngobrol...

    Ibu ke 1... "Bayi saya mau saya namain Irni. Karena bapanya Irfan, ibunya Nani.

    Lalu ibu ke 2 berkata: "Bayi saya mau dinamin Devi. Sebab bapanya Dede ibunya Vina.." <3<3

    Ibu ke 3 pun Ğak mau kalah dan berkata : " kalo saya mau saya kasih nama Vino.. Biar jadi artis.. Karena bapanya Vijay, ibunya Nofi.." :*

    Ibu yang ke 4 diam saja.
    Terus ditanya oleh ke 3 temen nya
    "Kenapa qamu diam saja???.."

    Ibu ke 4 pun menjawab :
    Ehhm... Abis mau gimana lagi, Suami saya namanya basri,, & saya Kokom. Masa sich mau saya namain BASKOM...!!! Ha...ha...ha...
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  2. 24-07-2012, 10:11 AM #2
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    kan bisa buat embel2 S.Kom
    btw, kok gak jelas jenis kelaminnya ud dikasih nama
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  3. 24-07-2012, 10:47 AM #3
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    kan udah liat hasil foto usgnya, ku

    ah, paduan namanya kan isa cari yg laen
    RIKO juga keren, kok...kejepang2an
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  4. 24-07-2012, 11:35 AM #4
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    iya iya tidak mesti huruf depannya tuh ...
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  5. 29-07-2012, 01:59 AM #5
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    baskom......

    ---------- Post Merged at 12:59 AM ----------

    bu guru:kamu anak baru?
    Murid baru: nggih...eh, iya bu...

    bu guru: pindah dari mana?
    Murid baru: mBantul bu....

    bu guru: namamu?
    Murid baru: Demitri Saklitunov

    bu guru: (dalam hati) hmmm....namanya keren (dalam hati)
    bu guru: kamu lahir di Rusia?
    Murid baru: mboten...saya kelahiran sewon.....mBantul....

    bu guru: ayahmu seorang dubes?
    Murid baru: bukan bu...ayah saya tukang ojek

    bu guru: ibumu?
    Murid baru: jual jamu gendong

    bu guru: siapa nama bapakmu?
    Murid baru: Triyono

    bu guru: ibumu?
    Murid baru: Sademi

    bu guru: namamu kayak orang Eropa
    Murid baru: singkatan bu...Sademi dan Triyono...jadi demitri

    bu guru: oooww.....lha Saklitunov?
    Murid baru: saya lahir sabtu kliwon tujuh november...

    bu guru: terus, panggilan kamu apa?
    Murid baru: demit bu.....!

    bu guru:


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  6. 29-07-2012, 03:14 AM #6
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    king lucuuuuuuuuu
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  7. 29-07-2012, 04:21 AM #7
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    kokoM + bASRI
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  8. 29-07-2012, 05:11 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by gogon View Post
    kokoM + bASRI
    ortu nudel detected
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raymona View Post
    ortu nudel detected
    Asem! mona

    Bokap gw Keanu.. sama nyokap gw Del Piero.... jadinya Nudel...

    Anjrot kenapa ortu gw maho
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  10. 29-07-2012, 05:17 AM #10
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    jika beneran anaknya diberi nama baskom, maka baskom-baskom yg ada di rumah tsb akan menjadi peralatan rumah tangga paling bersih dibanding yg lainnya
    CURE SUNSHINE WA KAKKOSUGIRU.
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  11. 30-07-2012, 12:58 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuki View Post
    jika beneran anaknya diberi nama baskom, maka baskom-baskom yg ada di rumah tsb akan menjadi peralatan rumah tangga paling bersih dibanding yg lainnya

    tapi bagus kok pake nama Baskom, ntar kalo udah gede buka pabrik Baskom, patenkan nama baskom, trus pungut royalti/ atau tuntut orang yg jual baskom
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  12. 30-07-2012, 10:33 AM #12
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    kok ada anak pake nama DEMIT
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  13. 01-08-2012, 02:17 PM #13
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    HAhahahaha keren tuh yang panggilannya demit.
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