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  1. 23-09-2013, 01:58 AM #1
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    Wasiat Kong Sur buat istri (lily) dan anak2nya

    Kong Sur sedang sekarat diruang ICU, dikelilingi oleh dua putranya (Fere dan Noodles), satu putri (Aya) dan istrinya Lily.

    Dia berkata : " Fere, kamu putra tertuaku mewarisi Apartemen Menteng".

    Kepada putrinya : "aya, kamu perumahan Kelapa Gading Indah" .

    "Dan, Noodles sebagai anak bungsu, kamu perkantoran di Mulia Tower Lantai 4 s.d 15" .


    "Kamu istriku mendapatkan tiga kompleks perumahan mewah dijalan S Parman."

    Suster Ale, perawat yang mendengar itu jadi takjub dan bilang ke istrinya Kong Sur..

    "Wow bu lily, ibu sungguh beruntung, walaupun bapak cuma pengusaha koran tetapi sangat kaya dan mewariskan semuanya untuk keluarganya"

    Lily berkata "Kaya? Beruntung? Kamu bercanda? Yang diwarisi adalah rute antaran korannya!!."

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  2. 23-09-2013, 03:09 AM #2
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    Woakakakakakak...... Spears!!!!! Hahahahahha.....

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    Padahal gw udah seneng2 bakal dapat perumahan kelapa gading indah.... *gubraak!!!
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  3. 23-09-2013, 07:05 AM #3
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    Gpp deh Mulia Tower, gw denger disono banyak cewek-cewek cakep adn sekseh

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  4. 23-09-2013, 09:59 AM #4
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    Ok aya en nudel...mulai besok kerjanya jam 6 tenggo ya....

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  5. 23-09-2013, 10:14 AM #5
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    jam 6 mulai kerja?
    astagaaaaaaaa..... koran gw bakalan telat mulai besok deh
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  6. 23-09-2013, 10:28 AM #6
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    jadi udah gak ada sarapan nasi uduk ama kue gemblong lagi
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    @nudel: tuh yg sekseh udah komplain ...

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    @nudel: tuh yg sekseh udah komplain ...
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    skrg udah jaman e-newspaper
    bisnis ginian lama lama gulung tikar
    sebaiknya kalian segera ganti usaha
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    argh suamiku...

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  10. 23-09-2013, 12:35 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by spears View Post
    Kong Sur sedang sekarat diruang ICU, dikelilingi oleh dua putranya (Fere dan Noodles), satu putri (Aya) dan istrinya Lily.

    Dia berkata : " Fere, kamu putra tertuaku mewarisi Apartemen Menteng".

    Kepada putrinya : "aya, kamu perumahan Kelapa Gading Indah" .

    "Dan, Noodles sebagai anak bungsu, kamu perkantoran di Mulia Tower Lantai 4 s.d 15" .


    "Kamu istriku mendapatkan tiga kompleks perumahan mewah dijalan S Parman."

    Suster Ale, perawat yang mendengar itu jadi takjub dan bilang ke istrinya Kong Sur..

    "Wow bu lily, ibu sungguh beruntung, walaupun bapak cuma pengusaha koran tetapi sangat kaya dan mewariskan semuanya untuk keluarganya"

    Lily berkata "Kaya? Beruntung? Kamu bercanda? Yang diwarisi adalah rute antaran korannya!!."

    tiba2 kong sur, terbangun dari tempat tidur... dan berkata..

    kong sur: "fereeee... fereeee anakku sayang..."
    fere: "iiya papahku ... ada apa?" (gembira atas kesadaran sang ayah...")
    kong sur: "aku wariskan spedahku padamu sayang..."
    fere: "ayahhhhhhhhhhh.. terima kasihhhh..." (terharu campur gembira)
    kong sur: "tapi jangan kamu jual ya nak..."
    fere: "lho emang kenapa?..." (bingung... wah pasti spy aku terkenang selamanya sama ayah)
    kong sur: "karna spedah itu....... spedah pinjaman dari [MENTION=6]etca[/MENTION]... " (dengan nafas ter engah-engah..)
    fere:
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  11. 23-09-2013, 01:46 PM #11
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  12. 23-09-2013, 01:49 PM #12
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    Woakaakakakakakak......

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    Gemana gw bisa nikah lagi kalau keluarga gw gilak semua? Aarghh...
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  13. 23-09-2013, 01:54 PM #13
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    kalo sekeluarga gilak, nanti cepet ngetop

    tinggal aplot ke yutup
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    Yutup kalo hari libur tetep buka nggak GiK..?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    gundulmu.jpg

    hmmm....
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  16. 23-09-2013, 02:20 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
    Yutup kalo hari libur tetep buka nggak GiK..?
    buka 24 jam
    yg penting resepnya dibawa
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  17. 23-09-2013, 04:09 PM #17
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    Telpon om dok "dok, emerjensi ni, ada pasien yg pura pura mati lagi biar
    Ga saya suntik!
    Tolong segera dtg dok, pasiennya namanya surjadi
    Dia pake nyuruh fere giku n lily jd keluarganya pulak.

    Kajol, gitu ganti.
    Jangan kamu bilang dirimu kaya, bila tetanggamu memakan bangkai kucingnya.
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  18. 23-09-2013, 06:47 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alethia View Post
    Telpon om dok "dok, emerjensi ni, ada pasien yg pura pura mati lagi biar
    Ga saya suntik!
    Tolong segera dtg dok, pasiennya namanya surjadi
    Dia pake nyuruh fere giku n lily jd keluarganya pulak.

    Kajol, gitu ganti.
    .
    Waduh belum selesai ya bagi2 warisannya, suster aleeeeee suntikkkkkk donk, udah meregang nyawa nihhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by lily View Post
    argh suamiku...

    selalu pelit
    Dibalik pria yg sukses ada wanita yg selalu mendukungnya, dibalik pria yg bokek ada wanita yg............................................,   ..kabur Ahh:p
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  19. 23-09-2013, 07:17 PM #19
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    Wooh.. mau jawab yg ini saja :

    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    Dibalik pria yg sukses ada wanita yg selalu mendukungnya, dibalik pria yg bokek ada wanita yg............................................,   ..kabur Ahh:p
    Kong [MENTION=320]surjadi05[/MENTION]

    Apakah itu kata benda..?
    Apakah bisa dimakan..?
    Apakah boleh diinjek2..?
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  20. 23-09-2013, 07:41 PM #20
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    iyyyaaaa.... bisa mateeeeeeekk....
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