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  1. 14-07-2012, 12:22 PM #1
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    Nudel jadi manager

    Nudel seorang karyawan baru diterima disebuah perusahaan (katakanlah PT.KM) sebagai seorang Manager Accounting. Ini adalah kisah hari pertamanya bekerja.

    Nudel : Wuiih... hari pertama kerja dah ngantuk aja nih mata.... Minta bikinin kopi ah .. ..

    Nudel mencet extension tlp untuk memesan kopi ke pantry.. .. Dan setelah beberapa kali nada dering, maka telepon-pun diangkat (katakanlah oleh X) ...

    X : Haloo... Selamat pagi .. .. (dengan nada sopan)
    Nudel : Ya halo.. Bu.. tolong buatkan saya kopi 1gelas ..
    X : Hai !!!! Enak saja main pesan2 kopi .. ..
    Nudel : Lho .. .. Saya pesan kopi.. Kamu bukannya buatkan tapi malah marah2... Saya pecat baru tahu rasa kamu .. .. (merasa bahwa manager punya kuasa)
    X: Hheehh !!! ... Ngomong2 pecat segala lagi kamu .. .. Memang kamu tidak tahu ya siapa saya ?? !! ... (Makin marah)
    Nudel : (Dengan lantang menjawab) TIDAK.. memang siapa Kamu ???
    X : Saya Etca, Direktur di PT.KM ini !!!! .. ..
    Nudel : Ooo.. Ibu ini Direktur toh.. Sekarang, Ibu Tahu tidak Siapa Saya ??
    Etca : TIDAK .. memang siapa Kamu ???
    Nudel : *hening ........ (sambil menutup telponnya...)
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  2. 14-07-2012, 12:28 PM #2
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    wah...opera punya bakat bikin lawakan......


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  3. 14-07-2012, 12:44 PM #3
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    nudel main api dengan dewa preman KM
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  4. 14-07-2012, 12:57 PM #4
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    Etca : nudel! kamu tadi yang nyuruh aku bikin kopi ya?

    Nudel : iya bu, maaf saya beneran gak tau

    Etca : yaudah, kamu diem disini yah, saya buatin sebentar!

    Nudel : ehhh?? ibu mo buatin kopi buat sayah?

    Etca : ya gak lah, saya mo buatin SK pemecatan kamu, GOBLOK!!!

    Nudel :
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  5. 14-07-2012, 01:01 PM #5
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    kasian nudel...baru kerja sehari udah dipecat.......


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  6. 14-07-2012, 01:10 PM #6
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    nudel emang gak punya udel..
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  7. 14-07-2012, 01:11 PM #7
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    ^^
    udah liat ya om?
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  8. 14-07-2012, 01:19 PM #8
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    kan situ yg ngasi tau ja..
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  9. 14-07-2012, 01:23 PM #9
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    situ ga klik thanks
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  10. 14-07-2012, 01:26 PM #10
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    fere reza gak usah berantem, nudel milik kalian berdua
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  11. 14-07-2012, 01:31 PM #11
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    dari hape gak bisa ngethanks ja..

    @opera: situ jg boleh gabung..
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  12. 14-07-2012, 02:55 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by fere
    @opera: situ jg boleh gabung..
    Simpen ini ahhh... si fere ngajak trisam itsferezopera (itsreza-fere-opera)
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  13. 14-07-2012, 03:23 PM #13
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    Berempat dong kan kata opera nudel milik fere n reza
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  14. 14-07-2012, 03:44 PM #14
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    Gak ah, saya lagi dapet
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  15. 14-07-2012, 10:08 PM #15
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    Hahahahahaha untung ya ga ketauan siapa yang telepon
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  16. 15-07-2012, 11:10 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by lily View Post
    Hahahahahaha untung ya ga ketauan siapa yang telepon
    loh bukannya nudel udah ngaku?
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  17. 15-07-2012, 11:15 AM #17
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    kayaknya udah pernah ditampilin ya?
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  18. 15-07-2012, 12:20 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Gak ah, saya lagi dapet
    fixed. nudel antara cewe dalam tubuh cowo atau transgender
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  19. 16-07-2012, 12:53 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by reza
    fixed. nudel di antara cewe dalam tubuh cowo atau transgender
    Fixed!
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  20. 16-07-2012, 01:36 AM #20
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    ooh berarti bener cewe dalam tubuh cowo
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