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  1. 04-06-2012, 06:30 PM #1
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    Kisah 4 Narapidana

    4 Orang narapidana dikurung dalam satu sel

    1.PEMERKOSA
    2.PEMBUNUH
    3.PSIKOPAT
    4.BENCONG

    PEMERKOSA : kalo disini ada kucing ,tu h
    kucing dah abis gue perkosa !

    PEMBUNUH : abis lo perkosa , tuh kucing
    bakal gue siksa ampe mati !

    PSIKOPAT : kalo tuh kucing dah lo
    matiin , bakal gue perkosa lagi sampe gue mati !

    BENCONG di pojokan penjara,senyam
    senyum..kedip kedip..... sambil ngomong secara halus dan
    lembut : MEEEEEOOOONG

    No 1,2 dan 3 langsung kabur dari penjara lewat plafon
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  2. 04-06-2012, 08:07 PM #2
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    Bwakakakakakak bencongnya lagi nepsong
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  3. 04-06-2012, 08:17 PM #3
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  4. 04-06-2012, 08:54 PM #4
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  5. 04-06-2012, 08:57 PM #5
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    di tred curhatan situh kan udah ngaku, situh demen dicium bencong. mau saya copasin barang bukti pengakuan?
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  6. 04-06-2012, 09:03 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Δx Δp ≥ ½ ħ View Post
    di tred curhatan situh kan udah ngaku, situh demen dicium bencong. mau saya copasin barang bukti pengakuan?
    yang ini lucuu.. banget..
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  8. 08-06-2012, 06:16 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by rumus View Post
    di tred curhatan situh kan udah ngaku, situh demen dicium bencong. mau saya copasin barang bukti pengakuan?
    Tapi gw gak pake meong2 mus
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  9. 08-06-2012, 08:47 AM #9
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    jgn macem macem ma lily... eh bencong...
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  10. 08-06-2012, 09:16 AM #10
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    lhok kok tau2 pada dendam ama kucing? emang kucing berbuat apa?
    Meski tlah jauh....
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  11. 08-06-2012, 11:31 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Δx Δp ≥ ½ ħ View Post
    di tred curhatan situh kan udah ngaku, situh demen dicium bencong. mau saya copasin barang bukti pengakuan?

    yg ini ya ?


    Suatu pagi ya boo
    Dateng Ga diundang (jelangkung kale)
    Cewek wokee , muka blasteran gado-gado indo menado
    Minta pesyel spesyial Sama akika

    Begitu dideketin, fiuhhhh… Wangi si nyong2
    Menyerbu napas, bikin akika balik lagi jadi lekong
    Kayaknya ini cintrong pertama, ini Ga ngomong lebay

    Soalnya ini juga pertama kali akika bisa nepsong Sama yg bukan lekong.
    Akika takut terlambreta langsung aja akika nyelonong.

    Suara di lekong2in: “ehemmm… Nama gue Noodles, disini aja gw pake nama Noni..”

    Sicewe wokee ngelirik genit…

    “…. masak yey Ga kenal akika siy boo.. Akika Susi alias susanto temen mangkal yey Dulu di Taman lawang..”

    Akika cm bisa bengong.. Ternyata masih aja lontong ketemu lontong.. Hati akika makin sekong makin kosong..
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  13. 09-06-2012, 09:19 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by DH1M4Z View Post
    lhok kok tau2 pada dendam ama kucing? emang kucing berbuat apa?
    pada nepsong ama kucing yang bisaa bilang meoooongg cak dim ....
    Last edited by deddy; 20-06-2012 at 12:48 PM.
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  16. 27-06-2012, 10:50 AM #16
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    Sebagai laki2 tulen saya sungguh ngeri membaca trit ini.
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  17. 27-06-2012, 10:55 AM #17
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  18. 28-06-2012, 06:59 AM #18
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    Emang si cassa boy biasa meong2 giku?
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