Jokes in English

[opera]

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed s3x obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our s3x lives, "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta s3x? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

[noodles maniac]

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed s3x obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.

In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our s3x lives, "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta s3x? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

Epic! gw pikir beneran ngomongin Se-x!



Btw spirs... gw pernah baca 2 joke itu yang versi Indonesia nya tuh, lucu

[Neptunus]

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.

Emma = Mi
I come = i
berarti Mii?