Parent 1: Is that kid a boy or a girl?
Parent 2: Thats my daughter!
Parent 1: Sorry,I didn't know u were her father
Parent 2: I'm her mother!


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GIRL :"By the way those chocolates you gave me, they sucked"
BOY : "But you ate all of them"
GIRL : "I had to make sure they all sucked"

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Why is there no I in team?

Because the little pixar lamp stomped the sh!t out of it.

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Okay..NEXT