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  1. 12-05-2012, 12:43 AM #1
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    Urzu murid yang cerdas...

    Pada suatu pelajaran Matematika.

    Guru: "Seandainya pesawat Boeing 747 Lion Air dipiloti oleh penyabu, dan mengangkut 560 orang anggota DPR RI, meledak di ketinggian 10.000 feet dan jatuh di pegunungan berbatu tajam dengan kemiringan 45 derajat, berapa kemungkinan yang selamat ?"

    Urzu: "yang selamat 250 Juta rakyat indonesia, Bu...".

    Guru: "Memang Anak Yang Cerdas....."

    Urzu: "Horeeeeeeeeeee... ini gara2 gw jadi member RSJ-KM.."

    Guru: "...!@#$%^&*...???!!..."

    ---------- Post added at 12:43 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:36 AM ----------

    Bu guru bertanya lagi kepada murid2.. Anak-anak, Kenapa kita harus mencegah terjadinya perang?!
    semua tidak ada yang jawab.. tiba2 Urzu berdiri dan dia bilang saya tau bu..

    Guru: "Urzu coba apa jawabannya.."

    Urzu: "Biar tidak makin banyak nama2 pahlawan yang harus kita hapal Bu.."

    Guru: "%&#$*&#??... #$**()) ..."
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  2. 12-05-2012, 01:08 AM #2
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  3. 12-05-2012, 06:59 AM #3
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    Wakakakakakakak uzur cerdas
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  4. 12-05-2012, 01:28 PM #4
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    tar nunggu urzu... ternyata dia memang cerdas yah
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  5. 12-05-2012, 01:38 PM #5
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    trus yang gantiin jadi anggota DPR RI sapa..?
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  6. 12-05-2012, 01:48 PM #6
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    kan DPR udah bubar (Dewan Penista Rakyat)
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  7. 12-05-2012, 01:52 PM #7
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    Kalo saya cerdas..sdh jadi dewa KM
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  8. 12-05-2012, 02:05 PM #8
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    selamat datang anak cerdas...




    Pitik ngobrol karo Bebek...

    Pitik: "Bek.. ndog mu ning pasar regane piro?.."
    Bebek: "Sewu rongatus,.. lha ndogmu piro?.."
    Pitik: "Sewu satus seket.. larangan ndogmu yo..."
    Bebek: "Yoo.. mesti!! mulakno kowe yen ngendhog sing rodo gede sitik...!
    Pitik: "Sori lah yauw.... kecek seket silitku jebol rek...!!!
    Bebek: "...!!@#$%^&&*..."
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  9. 12-05-2012, 03:16 PM #9
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    Bebek cerdas: Tapi ndog'e pitik kampung iku loh cuilik2 tapi larang
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  10. 12-05-2012, 03:34 PM #10
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    Pitik: "Lha yen ndog'e urju regane piro...?"

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  11. 12-05-2012, 04:38 PM #11
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    Bebek: "luwih larang teko ndog'e fere"

    Pitik :"murah yo..arep ta borong kabeh ndog'e fere"

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    Bebek: "Ndog'e urzu mambu asyemmmmm... pirang dino ora di kumbah "
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    Pitik: "Lha yen ndog'e Ray Sekarat regane piro...?"

    Bebek: "Mbuh... takon dhewe thaa... "

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