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  1. 13-11-2011, 01:56 PM #1
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    Nge Jayus

    Guru SM bertanya: adik2 kenapa Adam&Hawa sampai memakan buah pengetahuan baik dan buruk?
    Murid menjawab: karena laparrrrrrrrr.......
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  2. 13-11-2011, 02:30 PM #2
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    Guru SM bertanya: adik2 kenapa Adam&Hawa sampai memakan buah pengetahuan baik dan buruk?
    Murid menjawab: masa sih bu sampe dimakan???? ah ibu boong......
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  3. 14-11-2011, 12:03 AM #3
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    Guru SM bertanya: adik2 kenapa Adam&Hawa sampai memakan buah pengetahuan baik dan buruk?
    Murid menjawab: SM apaan sih bu?
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  4. 14-11-2011, 12:04 AM #4
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    err...
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  5. 14-11-2011, 12:05 AM #5
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    Guru SM bertanya: adik2 kenapa Adam&Hawa sampai memakan buah pengetahuan baik dan buruk?
    Murid menjawab: Kok nanyanya ke kita buu?
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  6. 14-11-2011, 12:16 AM #6
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    Guru SM bertanya: adik2 kenapa Adam&Hawa sampai memakan buah pengetahuan baik dan buruk?
    Murid menjawab: Lha ibu nanya ke kita, kita nanya ke siapa?
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  7. 14-11-2011, 01:11 PM #7
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    Guru SM itu apa?? Ts kok belum njawab??
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  8. 14-11-2011, 01:14 PM #8
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    SM itu..siang makan nasi, kalau malam minum susu
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  9. 14-11-2011, 01:20 PM #9
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    ^ tidak relevant...
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  10. 14-11-2011, 01:25 PM #10
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    anak: "bu.. nerissa siapa sih...??"

    ibu: "dia orang sakit .." (asal jawab aja)

    anak: "saki apa yah bu...?" (serius)

    ibu: "tanya aja sama members KM .." (asal jawab aja)

    anak: "bu KM apaan sih..." (serius banget.. tapi jayus)

    ibu: "kopi manis..." (bener2 udah kesal.. sama anaknya)

    anak: "aku boleh minum kopi bu??..." (asli jayus........)

    ibu: "emang kamu udah tua... " (bener2 kesal)

    anak: "oww.. klo udah tua baru boleh tokh..."
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  11. 14-11-2011, 02:05 PM #11
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    ^ anak : kalo ancuur siapa sih bu?
    ibu : (jawab ngasal) anak curian
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  12. 16-11-2011, 06:10 PM #12
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    Guru Sekolah Menengah bertanya: adik2 kenapa Adam&Hawa sampai memakan buah pengetahuan baik dan buruk?
    Murid menjawab: kok kami disapa dengan "adik2" bu, bukannya "anak2" ?
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  13. 16-11-2011, 06:12 PM #13
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  14. 22-11-2011, 10:20 AM #14
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    Murid : Pak, apakah orang boleh dihukum untuk sesuatu yang belum diperbuatnya ?
    Guru : Oh, tentu saja tidak. Orang hanya boleh dihukum untuk perbuatan yang telah dilakukannya.
    Murid: Syukurlah, Pak. Saya belum membuat PR.
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  15. 22-11-2011, 10:22 AM #15
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    Murid: Pak, Katanya kalo malu bertanya sesat dijalan ya Pak?
    Guru: Iya, itu pepatah yg benar
    Murid: Kalo gitu jawaban buat soal no 13 apa ya Pak?
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  16. 22-11-2011, 10:40 AM #16
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    SM = si malakama ?
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  17. 22-11-2011, 10:44 AM #17
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  18. 22-11-2011, 10:46 AM #18
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    wakakakak.. hanya menyalurkan pendapat aja kok om... mangap masih nubi.. ndak sopan bet dah gw.. hihihi
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  19. 22-11-2011, 10:47 AM #19
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    sebenarnya SM itu apa ?
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  20. 22-11-2011, 10:49 AM #20
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    hah..gw dipanggil om.
    wah..riffifi harus di SM nih
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