This pic was post by my friend. Since he wasn't a student there, it probably came from other people (or perhaps it was a hoax).




Spoiler for For you who can't see the images:


RE: ************ in showers
We have recently found several blockages in shows in university owned accommodation, most commonly caused by human hair.

However, over last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen. This is intolerable and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists.

May we advise students who wish to ********** to do so in the comfort of their own room, rather than in the showers.

Thank you for taking time to read this document.