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  1. 05-10-2011, 09:37 AM #1
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    Yanwok naik pesawat

    Yanwok baru pertama kalinya naik pesawat terbang dan dia duduk dekat jendela di atas sayap. Ketika pesawat lepas landas menembus kabut tebal dan terus naik, pilot membiarkan lampu jelajahnya tetap menyala.

    Selama setengah jam wanita ini memandangi lampu yang berkedip-kedip di ujung sayap dan kemudian dia membunyikan bel memanggil pramugari.

    Setelah pramugari datang Yanwok berkata : “Maaf, Nona, tolong beri tahu Pilot dia lupa mematikan lampu sein kanannya.”
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  2. 05-10-2011, 09:39 AM #2
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    Pramugarinya jawab "Yuk ikut saya, kamu aja yang matiin sein saya "

    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present".
    Don't be too concerned about what was and what will be, keep living the present.
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  3. 05-10-2011, 01:12 PM #3
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    Yanwok: ok, toiletnya sebelah mana?
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    Quote Originally Posted by opera
    Yanwok baru pertama kalinya naik pesawat terbang dan dia duduk dekat jendela di atas sayap. Ketika pesawat lepas landas menembus kabut tebal dan terus naik, pilot membiarkan lampu jelajahnya tetap menyala.

    Selama setengah jam wanita ini memandangi lampu yang berkedip-kedip di ujung sayap dan kemudian dia membunyikan bel memanggil pramugari.

    Setelah pramugari datang Yanwok berkata : “Maaf, Nona, tolong beri tahu Pilot dia lupa mematikan lampu sein kanannya.”
    Pramugari: "Lo.. mas gak tau pesawat ini lagi belok.. " (pramugarinya baru.. dia jga belom tau)
    Yanwok: "Ah.. masa sih perasaan lampu nyalanya udah lama.. " (serius banget.. maklum ndeso)
    Pramugari: "Pakkkkkkkk.. klo di udara itu beloknya emang lamaaa.. udah bapak bobo aja deh.."
    Yanwok: "Yuukkk.. bobo bareng, itu emang jawaban yg sy nanti dari tadi.."
    Pramugari: "Yah sudah.. bapak duluan tunggu di kamar.." (sambil nunjuk ke pintu keluar pesawat.." (dasar!!)
    Yanwok: "Gak bisa dong mbak.. kan kuncinya di bawa pilot.." (bener2 serius)
    Pramugari: "Oh.. iya saya lupa, biasanya saya bw serep kunci, tapi hari ini saya lupa.." (sok ngarang )
    Yanwok: "Yah.. sudah nanti aja yah... " (masih serius banget)
    Pramugari: "baiklah pak.. tapi seat beltnya jgn di lilit ke leher pak.. " (serius)
    Yanwok: "Ow.. MAIGOT.. saya kira ini syal.. pantes keras, dan tipis..." (serius)

    Pilot: "HalloooooWWW.. perasaan dari tadi koq ribut aja..."
    Yanwok: "Pak pilot itu seinnya belom di matiin..." (serius...)
    Pilot: "Oh.. iyaaa. saya suka lupa.. terima kasih sudah menyadarkan saya pak.."
    Yanwok: "Sama2 kap pilot" (serius)
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  6. 05-10-2011, 04:17 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by yanwok View Post


    Pramugarinya jawab "Yuk ikut saya, kamu aja yang matiin sein saya "

    Pramugari: "sekarang Bapak kenakan parasut ini, silakan matikan sendiri lampu sen di sayapnya, saya akan bukakan pintunya"
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  7. 06-10-2011, 01:19 AM #7
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    Pramugari kepada pilot

    Pramugari : "kep, jangan lupa nyalakan lampu depan nanti ketilang sama pak pulisi"

    Pilot : "ho oh, makasih dah diingetin"

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  8. 06-10-2011, 06:23 AM #8
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    wakakakakak... Apa yang akan terjadi kalau di kotak hitam cassa kemaren yang jatuh ditemukan isinya rekaman percakapan pilot - yanwok - dan pramugari...
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  9. 06-10-2011, 10:44 AM #9
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    Pramugari: "Lo.. mas gak tau pesawat ini lagi belok.. " (pramugarinya baru.. dia jga belom tau)
    Yanwok: "Ah.. masa sih perasaan lampu nyalanya udah lama.. " (serius banget.. maklum ndeso)
    Pramugari: "Pakkkkkkkk.. klo di udara itu beloknya emang lamaaa.. udah bapak bobo aja deh.."
    Yanwok : Tapi pesawat kan belok kiri, kenapa sein kanan yg dinyalakan?
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  10. 06-10-2011, 11:53 AM #10
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    untungnya yanwok gak minta istirahat di rumah makan
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  11. 06-10-2011, 12:58 PM #11
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    yanwok pergi ke cokpit... lalu

    yanwok: "pak pilot.. saya mau turun disini aja... mau janjian sama gatotkaca" (dgn mimik serius)
    pilot: "mas coba minum pil ini deh.. nanti bisa ketemu gatotkaca.." (kehilangan akal)
    yanwok: "oww.. mantab.. asyik gak usah keluar pesawat bisa ketemu gatotkaca.." (masih dgn mimik serius)
    pilot: "stewardes coba bawa bapak ini ke toilet.. lalu kunci di dalam.. biar ketemu gatotkaca.." (mudah2an berhasil tipuan gw ini..)
    yanwok: "asyikkkkkkkkkkkkk... bisa ketemu gatotkaca..."
    pramugari: "???........!@#$%&*..??"
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  12. 06-10-2011, 01:26 PM #12
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    akhirnya pramugari pun ikut penasaran
    dia menemani yanwok menunggu gatotkaca di toilet
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    kemudian didalam toilet ada yang bilang pow .....
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    dan pramugari lsg teriak kaget wow...
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    tapi ada yg salah teriak.. WACAW
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  16. 06-10-2011, 02:24 PM #16
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    yanwok jengkel
    dia melepas sepatunya dan menyumpelkannya ke mulut pramugari
    kemudian mengambil kembali botol pil SuperV yg diresepkan pak dokter
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  17. 06-10-2011, 02:24 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by ancuur View Post
    tapi ada yg salah teriak.. WACAW
    untung gw lagi ngemut permen, jadi gak ikut2an teriak waktu di toilet
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  18. 06-10-2011, 05:18 PM #18
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    Kok jadi cerita bersambung disini

    Hayo balik kandang ke kandang satu lagi

    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present".
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  19. 06-10-2011, 05:18 PM #19
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    Yanwok, pramugari, giku, mr X, mr Y pada ngumpul ditoilet.

    Toiletnya luas?
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    psttttttt.. jgn berisik.. lagi bobo siang nih
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