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  1. 22-09-2011, 05:17 PM #1
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    Lightbulb Pengalaman Dr. Ancuur dengan GiKu

    Dr. Ancuur datang ke apotik ingin beli obat kuat.
    “Sekarang ada obat baru yang lebih cespleng, Mas. Mau mencoba?” tanya petugas apotik.
    “Mau dong. Apa nama dan keistimewaannya? ”
    “Namanya SuperV. Dengan menelan pil ini dan bilang “Pow”, senjata Anda akan menegang dengan cepat. Kalau Anda sudah puas, tinggal bilang “Wow” dan ***** Anda akan kembali lemas, tapi cuma bisa 1 kali "Pow" dan "Wow", pakai dengan Bijak yah.

    Karena sangat mahal, Dr. Ancuur tersebut membeli dua pil untuk uji coba.
    Sesampai di RSJ KM, dia masuk ke toilet didalam ruangannya dan mencobanya. Ditelannya satu pil dan berucap “Pow”. Seketika itu juga senjatanya berdiri dan mengeras dengan cepat. Setelah puas, dia pun bilang “Wow” dan penisnya kembali ke kondisi semula.

    Malam harinya dengan penuh percaya diri Dr. Ancuur tersebut merayu GiKu di bangsalnya untuk meluncurkan rudalnya ke lubang matahari om GiKu.
    Ketika keduanya sudah berada di atas ranjang dalam keadaan telanjang, dengan cepat Dr. Ancuur menelan pil SuperV dan berucap “Pow”.

    Begitu ‘burung’-nya bertengger dengan gagahnya,
    om GiKu memekik tertahan, “Wow.”

    Dr. Ancuur masih akan mencoba lain kali

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    Don't be too concerned about what was and what will be, keep living the present.
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  2. 22-09-2011, 05:22 PM #2
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    jiaaah....
    maho....mahooo....

    di mana bisa dibeli pil itu ?
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    SuperV??bukannya SuperP.. V maksudnya ******??
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  4. 22-09-2011, 09:13 PM #4
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    permisi... toilet dimana yah ??
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  5. 23-09-2011, 11:14 AM #5
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    ^^ pingin ngetes "pow" yah om??
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  6. 23-09-2011, 12:05 PM #6
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    klo POW nya 7 kali gimana
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  7. 23-09-2011, 12:07 PM #7
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    Kegedean om ntar ga muat ntar WCnya
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  8. 23-09-2011, 12:20 PM #8
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    kalo kegedean, nanti bisa dikurangi pake WOW
    perkara mudah
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  9. 05-10-2011, 08:02 PM #9
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    POW yuk
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    ^^
    beneran mau coba POW bareng GiKu nih
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  11. 05-10-2011, 11:16 PM #11
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    wow.............


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  12. 06-10-2011, 12:27 AM #12
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    ternyata... Dokter sudah beralih orientasinya...
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  13. 06-10-2011, 12:50 AM #13
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    repot juga gara2 "wow"
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  14. 06-10-2011, 12:51 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac
    repot juga gara2 "wow"
    nudle klo punya loe.. rendem pake minyak tanah aja

    bisa melar sampe 1 meter wkwkwkwkwkwk.. masuk dari depan.. keluar dari depan lagi
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    Quote Originally Posted by ancuur View Post
    nudle klo punya loe.. rendem pake minyak tanah aja

    bisa melar sampe 1 meter wkwkwkwkwkwk.. masuk dari depan.. keluar dari depan lagi
    lu kate punye gw dari karet ape?

    begini nih efek "POW" pada gajah
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  16. 06-10-2011, 11:35 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac
    lu kate punye gw dari karet ape?

    begini nih efek "POW" pada gajah
    nih punya loe ...

    Spoiler for :


    TUGGU SELAMAT DATANG DI MEXICO
    (setelah di rendam minyak tanah 2 hari...)
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  17. 06-10-2011, 10:53 AM #17
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    demi keselamatan dan menjaga keperjakaan, mohon para pasien untuk mengunci pintu bangsalnya di atas jam 7 malam
    you can also find me here
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  19. 06-10-2011, 12:48 PM #19
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    etca harusnya bikin POW jga.. jgn aja
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  20. 06-10-2011, 01:29 PM #20
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    kalo masuk dari depan, keluar dari depan juga
    berarti cuma ada 1 pintu dooong.....
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