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Thread: Tips saat anda menemukan UARS

  1. 24-09-2011, 06:18 PM #1
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    Tips saat anda menemukan UARS

    so, kabarnya UARS sudah memasuki bumi, dan NASA blom bisa mastiin di mana jatohnya.
    Dalam rangka mewujudkan visi dan misi Kopimaya sebagai forum penyelamat dunia ( is it? ) maka sudah sewajarnya kita memberikan tips2 yang berguna bagi mereka yang menemukan ( atau mungkin justru kejatuhan ) UARS.

    Silakan.

    Dimulai dari saya :

    1. Segera tempelkan badan anda pada pecahan UARS tsb. Benda dari luar angkasa kemungkinan masih menyisakan radiasi kosmik, jadi siapa tahu anda bisa jadi anggota Fantastic Four ke-lima sehingga mereka harus mengubah nama jadi Fabulous Five.

    2. Segera foto, dan update status kamu di semua situs jejaring sosial. Termasuk kopimaya, di thread abis ngapain : "Abis nemu satelit jatoh, boo...cucok!"
    Monggo dilanjoot...
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  2. 24-09-2011, 06:27 PM #2
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    3. Pergi ke tukang besi terdekat, dan jual tu satelit sebelum NASA tiba. Bayangin kerennya pas lu ngomong : "Bang, bongkar satelit sekilo brapa?"
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  3. 24-09-2011, 06:40 PM #3
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    4. Bongkar tu satelit, siapa tahu nemu duit luar angkasa, lalu tukar ke money changer.. 'mbak, ini uang dari planet x, kalau dirupiahkan, berapa juta ya?'

    5. Ambil tali kuning, kelilingi pesawatnya, kalau ada yang mau foto atau masuk, bayar tiket dulu... Lumayan tambahan penghasilan..
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  4. 24-09-2011, 06:46 PM #4
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    Boleh..boleh..

    Duit mulu ya ujung2nya
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  5. 24-09-2011, 06:47 PM #5
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    6. Bawa sebuah tangga, lalu timpakan ke satelit tersebut, jadi kamu bisa jadi orang pertama yang bikin peribahasa : "Hidupku bagai satelit..sudah jatuh, tertimpa tangga."
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  6. 24-09-2011, 06:53 PM #6
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    7. [terusan poin 5] kasih tau para tukang dagang dan arena hiburan keliling, jadi sarana wisata, tarik pungutan dari warga & pemilik lapak
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  7. 24-09-2011, 06:55 PM #7
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    Bongkar satelitnyaa...
    Siapa tu di dalemnya nemu cincin nyala ijo...
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  8. 24-09-2011, 07:03 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by EndlessDeath
    Bongkar satelitnyaa...
    Siapa tu di dalemnya nemu cincin nyala ijo...
    Atau seorang bayi mungil...





    Berkepala alien..
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  9. 24-09-2011, 07:22 PM #9
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    8. Segera keluarin iPad / laptop anda..

    Satelit = sinyal = wifi =

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  10. 24-09-2011, 07:26 PM #10
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    9. Ambil, bawa pulang dan taruh diatap rumah
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  11. 24-09-2011, 07:27 PM #11
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    [10] segera meracik kopi ala kopimaya n jual ke mereka, minum kopimaya dijamin bebas radiasi UARS, serr serr
    simpel aja
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  12. 24-09-2011, 07:35 PM #12
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    11. ambil pecahan satelit, terus buka usaha pengobatan alternatif menggunakan pecahan satelit sebagai benda bertuah.


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  13. 24-09-2011, 07:36 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by etca View Post
    [10] segera meracik kopi ala kopimaya n jual ke mereka, minum kopimaya dijamin bebas radiasi UARS, serr serr
    Kopi ala kopimaya??? kenapa saya blom pernah denger???
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  14. 24-09-2011, 07:37 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingform View Post
    11. ambil pecahan satelit, terus buka usaha pengobatan alternatif menggunakan pecahan satelit sebagai benda bertuah.
    LOL
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  15. 24-09-2011, 07:41 PM #15
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    12. jual kejaringan teroris internasional
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  16. 24-09-2011, 08:15 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by porcupine View Post
    9. Ambil, bawa pulang dan taruh diatap rumah
    Mau buat apaan coy
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  17. 24-09-2011, 08:29 PM #17
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    because, imagination is a part of reality-
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    udah jatuh noh di pasifik ama kanada

    asal jangan kaya nobita aja, ngeliatin ke atas baru sadar itu bola setelah menyentuh kepala
    CURE SUNSHINE WA KAKKOSUGIRU.
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  19. 24-09-2011, 08:44 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuki
    udah jatuh noh di pasifik ama kanada
    Hmmm...

    Any news about JB yet?

    *wishful thinking*
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  20. 24-09-2011, 08:47 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaine View Post
    Mau buat apaan coy
    buat signal booster antena TV gw. Indosiarnya burem, jadi susah buat nonton Bola
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