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  1. 22-09-2011, 07:06 PM #1
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    yanwok si pelit jalan2 ke syurga ...

    yanwok si pelit meninggal dunia... Entah bagaimana Yanwok secara tiba2 bisa sampai di pintu surga. Di sana opera berdiri menyambut dia, "Selamat datang di surga, adakah sesuatu yang ingin kamu katakan sebelum masuk ke surga?"

    "Em, bolehkah aku membawa 50 kg emasku bersamaku?" tanya si yanwok. Tentu saja opera menolak dengan tegas, tetapi si yanwok ngotot memaksa sehingga terjadi antrian panjang di pintu surga. Tiba-tiba radio komunikasi opera berbunyi, lalu dia melakukan sedikit pembicaraan.

    "Oke, Tuhan bermurah hati," kata opera, "kamu boleh membawa emasmu. Tetapi Dia hanya mengizinkan kamu membawa 10 kg saja. Bagaimana?" si yanwok berpikir sejenak lalu berkata, "Baiklah, daripada tidak sama sekali," jawabnya dengan wajah lesu "Baiklah, silakan masuk ke surga" kata opera.

    Lalu mulailah si yanwok berjalan-jalan menikmati keindahan surga. Tetapi satu hal mengganggu hatinya. Ke mana pun dia pergi, dia melihat jalan yang dilalui terbuat dari emas. Tiba-tiba dia merasa bodoh dan ingin membuang emas yang selalu digendongnya ke mana-mana. Dia melihat ke kiri dan kanan lalu berniat meninggalkan emasnya di suatu pojok yang agak tersembunyi. Saat dia akan meletakkan emasnya, tiba-tiba ada sebuah suara yang bergemuruh di langit "Hallo Orang nDeso JANGAN BUANG SAMPAH SEMBARANGAN!"

    yanwok berguman.. "hmmm.. ternyata emas disini adalah sampah...
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  2. 22-09-2011, 07:41 PM #2
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    wakakakak,,, lucu dok.. Bagus nih buat nyindir orang2 pelit..
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  3. 22-09-2011, 07:59 PM #3
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    yanwok emang pelit ??? tanya opera ah...
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  4. 22-09-2011, 08:11 PM #4
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    Spoiler for :
    kalo mau buang hajat emasnya ditaruh dimana yah??
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  5. 22-09-2011, 08:14 PM #5
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    tempat jongkol aja dari emas.. kran segala dari emas.. ngapain bawa2 emas.. mending bawa Mas Giku
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  6. 22-09-2011, 08:17 PM #6
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    ntar Mas Giku nadahin emasnya pake apa?
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  7. 22-09-2011, 09:09 PM #7
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    urzu.. jgn bilang siapa2 yah.. "urzu mesum tauk"
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  8. 23-09-2011, 09:06 AM #8
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    mas mas ini lagi pada ngomongin apa sih?
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  9. 23-09-2011, 10:10 AM #9
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    tukang sobek tiketnya ud dateng tuh

    ini Om, pada ngantri mau buang mas batangan
    si yesika ribet, kebanyakan nawar - antrian jadi panjang
    kasian kan yg ud mules2
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  10. 23-09-2011, 03:21 PM #10
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    maaf bapak yg diatas siapa
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  11. 23-09-2011, 03:27 PM #11
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    yg seragam merah di atas itu petugas bank emas batangan
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  12. 23-09-2011, 03:35 PM #12
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    ow kirain depkolektor emas
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  13. 23-09-2011, 03:38 PM #13
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    Buruan!! gw mau setor emas nih.
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  14. 23-09-2011, 03:52 PM #14
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    tuh di pispot aja taroknya
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  15. 23-09-2011, 04:18 PM #15
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    dasar yesika.... selama puluhan tahun bawa berak kering, disangka emas... ampe dibawah ke surga pula
    you can also find me here
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    ya ampun... makin parah aja nih rsj
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  17. 23-09-2011, 04:36 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by E = mc² View Post
    dasar yesika.... selama puluhan tahun bawa berak kering, disangka emas... ampe dibawah ke surga pula


    mulesssss.....

    sodorin 5 cangkir kopi ke rumus
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  18. 26-09-2011, 05:53 PM #18
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    cebok gak bersih aja.. pantatnya dikira tambang emas
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  19. 27-09-2011, 12:34 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by E = mc² View Post
    dasar yesika.... selama puluhan tahun bawa berak kering, disangka emas... ampe dibawah ke surga pula
    pinter ik si rumus..
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