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  1. 22-09-2011, 11:44 AM #1
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    Kisah perselingkuhan Dok Ancuur

    Cerita dibawah sepenuhnya adalah fiktif, jika terjadi kesamaan nama karakter, harap diabaikan

    Dua orang tante bernama Risa dan Jessica lagi ngegosip ngobrol berdua.

    Risa: “Jess, gua bingung ni, kadang gua lagi gak napsu, tapi si ancuur gatel dan horny mulu. Jadi mau gak mau gua ladenin deh.”

    Jessica: “Oh kalau gua sih hampir gak pernah punya masalah kayak gitu.”

    Risa: “Wah emangnya apa yang lu lakukan kalo suami lu lagi horny gitu?”

    Jessica: “Biasanya si kalo gua lagi males, terus dia udah mulai grepe-grepe, gua tahan napas kenceng-kenceng, terus gua kentut, entar dia pasti bete terus lu aman.

    Malamnya, Risa udah mau tidur dan lampu udah dimatiin dan keadaan gelap gulita. Dr. Ancuur baru keluar dari kamar mandi langsung mulai grepe2 pantatnya dan Risa langsung memperagakan jurus baru yang diajarkan Jessica. *pprrruuuttt* Ketika dia udah kentut,

    Dr. Ancuur berkata, “loh Jessica, lu kok di sini?”

    Sekian,
    Terima kasih.

    Jika cerita diatas tidak berkenan, mohon dibukakan pintu kandang yang sebesar-besarnya, tapi tolong jangan disuntik yah
    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present".
    Don't be too concerned about what was and what will be, keep living the present.
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  2. 22-09-2011, 11:58 AM #2
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    ah.... tante risa dan yesika kan emang kost 1 kandang berdua
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  3. 22-09-2011, 12:08 PM #3
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    yanwok.. mengidap sakit GiLa yg paling akut...
    alur cerita gak pernah konek
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  4. 22-09-2011, 12:22 PM #4
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    sejak kapan ada pasien risa dan jesica, dibuku pasien gak ada tuhh...
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  5. 22-09-2011, 12:28 PM #5
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    ^
    mereka bukan pasien RSJ-KM
    mereka adalah tante
    perhatikan baek2 cerita yanwok di atas
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  6. 22-09-2011, 01:27 PM #6
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    Pakde sungguh beruntung dikentutin 2 tante tante
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  7. 22-09-2011, 01:45 PM #7
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    baru tahu kalo nama malam yanwok adalah yesika
    you can also find me here
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  8. 22-09-2011, 01:48 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by porcupine
    Pakde sungguh beruntung dikentutin 2 tante tante
    yah udah nanti giliranmu
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  9. 22-09-2011, 01:50 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by E = mc²
    baru tahu kalo nama malam yanwok adalah yesika
    yah udah kita panggil yesi aja mulai sekarang
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  10. 22-09-2011, 01:50 PM #10
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    to yanwok (atau yesika?)
    tolong dong dibocorin lagi cerita2 lucu youli bersama dokter ancuur

    urusan nama kalau mau disamarkan juga gpp, kita2 ud pada ngerti kok
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  11. 22-09-2011, 01:53 PM #11
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    *gelar tiker nunggu konfirmasi yesika (=yanwok)
    you can also find me here
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  12. 22-09-2011, 01:55 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu
    to yanwok (atau yesika?)
    tolong dong dibocorin lagi cerita2 lucu youli bersama dokter ancuur

    urusan nama kalau mau disamarkan juga gpp, kita2 ud pada ngerti kok
    dasar provokator
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  13. 22-09-2011, 01:59 PM #13
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    bukan provokator, saya cuma cari artikel buat ngisi mading ruang tunggu
    udah 3 bulan artikel di mading masih sama (isinya jadwal petugas kebersihan ama dokter jaga)
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  14. 22-09-2011, 02:09 PM #14
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    wew... dokternya melindungi selingkuhannya
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  15. 22-09-2011, 02:18 PM #15
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    pantesan gak ada pasien dengan nama yesika ternyata
    yesika menyamar jadi yanwok untuk ketemu dr ancuur...
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  16. 22-09-2011, 02:24 PM #16
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    jadi selama ini si yanwok....

    Spoiler for ...:

    kalo kencing pake torpedo boongan....
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  17. 22-09-2011, 05:06 PM #17
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    Emang dah RSJ Paling Top sedunia.

    Iya nanti tak post lagi cerita lucunyaaa~~
    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present".
    Don't be too concerned about what was and what will be, keep living the present.
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  18. 22-09-2011, 05:42 PM #18
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    lagi... Lagi... Lagi...
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  19. 22-09-2011, 08:20 PM #19
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    trus siapa yang jadi Risa????
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  20. 22-09-2011, 08:56 PM #20
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