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Thread: Kisah si Jalu Sang Legenda

  1. 29-08-2011, 06:44 AM #1
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    Kisah si Jalu Sang Legenda

    Buah jatuh tak jauh dr pohonnya. Kepleyboyan Um Ancuur udah terkenal sampai ke mana-mana. namun siapa sangka jika kepleyboyannya juga menurun ke ayam jago peliharaan Um Ancuur yg bernama si Jalu.

    Si Jalu terkenal playboy bahkan utk ukuran hewan. Hampir semua ayam betina dan jantan sudah kehilangan keperawanannya oleh si Jalu. Ketika semua ayam di kampung habis digagahi, si Jalu mulai merangsek ke hewan lain. Mulai dr merpati, perkutut, itik hingga angsa sudah habis digagahi.

    Korban terakhir menimpa burung unta peliharaan si Urju. Habis mengagahi burung unta itu terlihat si Jalu begitu kelelahan bahkan pingsan.

    Melihat si Jalu pingsan, Urju begitu gembira karena dia bisa melampiaskan dendam kesumatnya karena begitu kesal burung unta yg dia pelihara sejak masih telur ternyata didahului oleh si Jalu. Urju merasa gak ikhlas pujaannya direnggut begitu saja.

    Sambil tertawa puas melihat si Jalu pingsan, Urju menghampiri si Jalu dg membawa golok

    ''ayam keblinger! setelah menggagahi semua unggas punya warga akhirnya kamu kena batunya! Lihat skrg dirimu tak berdaya dan tak berkutik setelah menggagahi burung unta kesayanganku. Sekarang rasakan pembalasannya. Kamu akan kujadikan sate!'' teriak Urju berapi2.

    Tak dinyana, si Jalu kemudian membalas ucapan Urju dg santainya,
    ''Sttt... Jangan berisik! Gw lagi pura2 pingsan neh. Noh lagi ngincer elang yg bahenol. Kalo pura2 pingsan ginih, siapa tahu elangnya mau terbang turun'' jawab si Jalu enteng sambil merem melek.
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  2. 29-08-2011, 06:47 AM #2
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    ckckck... ajaran oom ancuur merasuki si jalu
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  3. 29-08-2011, 08:43 AM #3
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  4. 29-08-2011, 09:03 AM #4
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  5. 29-08-2011, 10:49 AM #5
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    wakakakakakak like ancuur like jalu
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  6. 29-08-2011, 04:06 PM #6
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    si urju hebat bisa komunikasi sama jalu, boleh ju ajarin bahasa ayam
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  7. 29-08-2011, 04:38 PM #7
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    asal taraf kemesuman situh sama dg si jalu, siapapun bakal bisa mengerti bahasa si jalu
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  8. 29-08-2011, 04:51 PM #8
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  9. 29-08-2011, 10:52 PM #9
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    terus gimana reaksi urju liat si jalu cuman pura2 pingsan?


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  10. 29-08-2011, 10:58 PM #10
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  11. 30-08-2011, 05:03 AM #11
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    urju ikutan pura2 pingsan
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  12. 30-08-2011, 09:21 PM #12
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    kok urju ga kaget ada ayam bisa ngomong?


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  13. 31-08-2011, 12:19 AM #13
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    ^kan gw sering ngomong sama lw kong
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    Tak dinyana, si Jalu kemudian membalas ucapan Urju dg santainya,
    ''Sttt... Jangan berisik! Gw lagi pura2 pingsan neh. Noh lagi ngincer elang yg bahenol. Kalo pura2 pingsan ginih, siapa tahu elangnya mau terbang turun'' jawab si Jalu enteng sambil merem melek.

    kok merem melek?? emang diapain ama urju?
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    itu elang bahenolnya ud turun pakde...
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    Quote Originally Posted by opera View Post
    Tak dinyana, si Jalu kemudian membalas ucapan Urju dg santainya,
    ''Sttt... Jangan berisik! Gw lagi pura2 pingsan neh. Noh lagi ngincer elang yg bahenol. Kalo pura2 pingsan ginih, siapa tahu elangnya mau terbang turun'' jawab si Jalu enteng sambil merem melek.

    kok merem melek?? emang diapain ama urju?
    iya yah, padahal belom diapa2in sama sih elang, jangan diapain2nya sama si uzur
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  18. 04-09-2011, 09:41 AM #18
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    Gw sogok pake golok ada yg pingin disogok juga?
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  20. 05-09-2011, 11:07 AM #20
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    trit ini makin menyeramkan
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