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  1. 23-08-2011, 01:34 AM #1
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    Opera kabur sebelom menjalani oprasi ...

    Opera melarikan diri dari ruang operasi sesaat sebelum ia menjalani pembedahan, lalu satpam RSJ mencegat sambil bertanya...

    Satpam: "Ada apa? koq lari2 pakai seragam pasien.. ??"

    Opera: "Saya baru mendengar perawat bilang tenang saja, ini operasi yang mudah kok, semuanya akan baik baik saja."

    Satpam: "Dia cuma mau menenangkan dirimu, tenang saja, jangan takut...,"

    Opera: "Dia tidak berbicara dengan saya, tapi dia bicara dengan dokternya !!!"

    Satpam: "..........................???!@#$%^&"
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  2. 23-08-2011, 04:36 AM #2
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    sementara itu di ruang operasi terjadi keributan yang luar biasa, ada dokter kehilangan pasiennya.. :
    dokter : bagaimana ini? Pasien saya hilang!! Tolong sebarkan via internet ga,barnya dia, ciri2nya, laporkan polisi, dll... *panik
    suster : tenang aja dok, ini hal yang mudah kok..
    Dokter : kamu bisa menemukannya?
    Suster : tentu saja, ini hal mudah kok... Dokter cari saja di bangsal no 13, disitu ruangannya urzu...
    Dokter : pasien saya disitu?
    Suster : enggak...
    Dokter : terus ngapain saya disuruh kesitu?
    Suster : dia pernah kabur juga dari operasi, sesama mantan kabur saat operasi, mereka pasti saling curhat dan tahu kemana mereka pergi...
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  3. 23-08-2011, 08:57 AM #3
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    opera : "haiittt, menghilang menghilang menghilang"

    *tingggg....

    *seliweran didepan dokter + co ass, yes mereka gak liat
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  4. 23-08-2011, 10:07 AM #4
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    opera semakin menjadi jadi gilanya ...
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  5. 23-08-2011, 11:05 AM #5
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    Opera ngumpet dikamarnya si aya, karena ga ada yg kepikiran ngeledah kamar si aya
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  6. 24-08-2011, 12:06 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Urzu 7
    Opera ngumpet dikamarnya si aya, karena ga ada yg kepikiran ngeledah kamar si aya
    koq bisa begitu.. alasannya
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  7. 24-08-2011, 05:12 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ancuur View Post
    koq bisa begitu.. alasannya
    sesama co ass kan harus kompak, bahu membahu,,, mengerjai dokter dan pasien... Wakakaka...
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  8. 24-08-2011, 05:14 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by opera View Post
    opera : "haiittt, menghilang menghilang menghilang"

    *tingggg....

    *seliweran didepan dokter + co ass, yes mereka gak liat
    haish,,, ternyata yang towal towel si opera? Pantesan dokter gak mau ngaku... *lempar opera pakai tepung beras...
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  9. 24-08-2011, 08:19 AM #9
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    begitu dilempar pake tepung beras kemudian di goreng kering .....
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  10. 24-08-2011, 09:28 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ancuur View Post
    koq bisa begitu.. alasannya
    Biasa om kayak ga tau aja, si aya ga nyadar kalo baju dan kosmetiknya sering dipake opera buat kabur
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  11. 24-08-2011, 10:30 AM #11
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    kasian si opera... udah makin kumat. pura2 menghilang pula. padahal dokter lagi cari celah buat ngasih suntikan bius
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  12. 24-08-2011, 06:12 PM #12
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    wah...opera perlu diperiksa kayaknya....kok ngaku2 punya ilmu menghilang
    dia waras gak tuh?


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  13. 24-08-2011, 08:24 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Urzu 7
    Biasa om kayak ga tau aja, si aya ga nyadar kalo baju dan kosmetiknya sering dipake opera buat kabur


    muka asli opera... lagi meringis.. waktu disuntik dosis gajah
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  14. 24-08-2011, 08:29 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by aya_muaya
    sesama co ass kan harus kompak, bahu membahu,,, mengerjai dokter dan pasien... Wakakaka...


    aya sama opera kompak
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  15. 25-08-2011, 05:47 PM #15
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    Setelah buron selama 3 hari, akhirnya opera berhasil dibekuk
    sekarang opera meringkuk di polsek 013

    kalo mau ketemu opera lapor dulu ama petugas piket





    ini dia....

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  16. 26-08-2011, 06:35 AM #16
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    thread ini berasa kayak pilem "planet of the apes" hahaha
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  17. 26-08-2011, 06:51 AM #17
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    keberatannn!!!
    itu gambar kok gak kena sensor
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    yang mana ya?
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  19. 26-08-2011, 08:33 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    Setelah buron selama 3 hari, akhirnya opera berhasil dibekuk
    sekarang opera meringkuk di polsek 013

    kalo mau ketemu opera lapor dulu ama petugas piket





    ini dia....

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  20. 26-08-2011, 10:01 AM #20
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    Skrg kayaknya ga lagi trend kacamata item dan cd yg seksi
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