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  1. 14-12-2016, 10:40 PM #1
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    Nomer berapa?

    Cowok : " Halo Bebeb "
    Cewek : " Buat kamu,aku Nomer berapa? "
    Cowok : " Satu "
    Cewek : " Ich.Masak? "
    Cowok : " Iya Satu.Satu - satu nya Selingkuhan aku "
    Cewek : GUBRAK.....
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  2. 15-12-2016, 10:46 AM #2
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    ce: Beb, cium deh badan gue sedap ga?
    co: ih kok bau ayam sih beb?pake parfum apaan?
    ce: ini gue taburin bdn gw pke royco penyedap serba guna
    co: GUBRAKKKK....

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    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  3. 15-12-2016, 11:11 AM #3
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    cewek: "Beb!! kamu kemana aja, kok jam segini baru pulang, hayo keluyuran kemana aja kamu?!"

    cowok: "Anu.....saya lagi nyari seseorang....."

    cewek: "Hah? Se....seseorang siapa beb? Ka....kamu selingkuh.....?!!"

    cowok: "Bukaaaan, .......ini saya nyari snorlax di jalan tiga jam gak ketemu-ketemu............"

    cewek: *ngegelosor di lantai*
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  4. 15-12-2016, 12:49 PM #4
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    snorlax itu obat pencahar ya ?
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  5. 21-12-2016, 07:26 PM #5
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    ce : snorlax itu kan pedagang soto

    co : ya ampun BAPAKKK

    ce : Gubrakkk
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  6. 30-01-2017, 03:12 PM #6
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    ce : hahahaha
    co : kamu ngetawain apa beb? emangnya guyonan diatas lucu?
    ce : justru karena gak lucu makanya jadi lucu beb.... hahaha
    co :

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    ce : hahahaha
    co : kamu ngetawain apa beb? emangnya guyonan diatas lucu?
    ce : justru karena gak lucu makanya jadi lucu beb.... hahaha
    co :
    hai hai hai......
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  7. 11-09-2017, 11:43 AM #7
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    Anjir.... selingkuhan ya, sayangnya sdh tua sekarang, ada anak juga.
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    Siang-siang gini lumayan lah dapat hiburan lucu
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    kwkwwkwk biasa aja sih..
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    Yang royco epic hahahahahaha
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    Cewek : beb buat kamu aku nomor berapa?
    Cowok : 10
    Cewek : kok 10 sih????
    Cowok : 9..8..7...* ngeloyor ninggalin bom
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  13. 17-04-2018, 08:47 AM #13
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    Cowok : " Halo Bebeb "
    Cewek : " Buat kamu,aku Nomer berapa? "
    Cowok : " Satu "
    Cewek : " Ich.Masak? "
    Cowok : " Iya Satu.Satu aku sayang kamu, dua dua aku sayang dia tiga tiga aku sayang mereka, satu dua tiga aku kabooor aja
    Cewek : GUBRAK.....
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  14. 23-10-2023, 08:04 PM #14
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    cowok: "halo beb....!"
    cewek : "Buat kamu, aku nomor berapa?"
    Cowok : "Enam"
    Cewek : "Kok nomor enam sih?"
    Cowok : "Sebab nomor satu sampai lima sudah diambil oleh PANCASILA......!!"
    Cewek :
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