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    *Penipuan Model Baru*

    *MAMAH MINTA DADAH BILANG AJA OGAH*  ̄へ ̄

    Di sebuah minimarket, seorang pemuda diikuti oleh seorang ibu.
    Ketika hampir mendekati antrian di kasir, si ibu yang sekarang ada didepan pemuda bilang,

    *Ibu*, “Nak, maaf.... kalo dari tadi ibu ngikutin kamu terus, mungkin kamu ngerasa nggak nyaman. Tapi itu karena kamu mirip sekali sama anak ibu yg baru saja meninggal.” 😭


    *Pemuda*, “Oh, ya nggak apa2, Bu!”


    *Ibu*, “Ibu punya satu permintaan, boleh nak?”


    *Pemuda*, “Apa itu, Bu?”


    *Ibu*, “Ketika ibu pergi, katakanlah _*'DAH MAMAAH'*_, bisa kan?”


    *Pemuda*, “Baiklah Bu...”


    _Si ibu yang di depan pemuda menyerahkan barang ke kasir.. Selesai urusan dengan kasir, sambil menatap kepada si pemuda, si ibu pergi dengan melambaikan tangan.._


    *Pemuda*, “DAH MAMAAH...!”

    _Si pemuda memberikan barang ke kasir buat dihitung._


    *Pemuda*, “Semuanya jadi berapa, Mas?”


    *Kasir*, “Satu juta sembilan ratus ribu rupiah...”


    *Pemuda*, “Wahh.. koq.. mahal amat? Aku kan cuma beli rokok aja.”


    *Kasir*, “Ibu tadi bilang, barang belanjaannya dibayarkan oleh anaknya.”


    *Si pemuda*, “Gleekkggg!!”


    *Hati2 Penipuan jenis baru...: MAMAH MINTA DADAH...!!*
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    Gue tunggu ya.Bye.

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    pelanggan sejati surjadi05's Avatar
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    Salah tempat dan, harusnya di tertawa ngakak, minimal obesitas ::
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?

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    ada yg lagi viral di jagat sosmed skrg "lelaki kardus"

    ga ada yg berminat bikin threadnya ?

    gw khawatir kalo bikin thread itu banyak lelaki diforum ini pasti tersinggung

    *sambil lirik kongsur

    "telling lies is sometimes acceptable,
    when the truth is too difficult to believe"

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    pelanggan sejati surjadi05's Avatar
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    Copas sini aja mob, tenang aja urat tersinggung gw udah putus
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?

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    Bikinkan deh utas tentang Lelaki Kerdus.


    Yang penipuan Mama minta Dadah,
    aku penasaran dari minggu lalu, itu beneran atau bercanda ya?
    Lomba peluk2an di Citos: 30 November 2013
    Lomba dorong2an di Candra Naya (dkt Glodok): 8 Desember 2013

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    pelanggan setia mobyokuzan's Avatar
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    gw share videonya, ulasannya banyak digoogle



    silahkan kalian memberi tanggapan setelah melihat video ini.

    "telling lies is sometimes acceptable,
    when the truth is too difficult to believe"

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    Quote Originally Posted by kandalf View Post
    Bikinkan deh utas tentang Lelaki Kerdus.


    Yang penipuan Mama minta Dadah,
    aku penasaran dari minggu lalu, itu beneran atau bercanda ya?
    Kalo yg beneran gw pernah baca di resto di hong kong itu juga udah beberapa tahun yg lalu
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?

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    di lagu itu kata2nya kasar, padahal yg ngucapin anak2

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    untung mampir, jadi tau trik buat belanja gratis
    A kid at heart

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    http://www.kopimaya.com/forum/showth...808#post435808

    Ini juga bisa buat belanja gratis [MENTION=945]Bi4rain[/MENTION] kalo muka lu agak tebel
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?

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    OOOHHH....emang ga salah turun gunung ya...banyak ilmu yg gw dapat disini













    A kid at heart

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