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    pelanggan tetap nerissa's Avatar
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    heres a drop from me :

    - make her believe you love her more than anything in dis universe
    - make her feel shes the only one you need to make you happy

    dont forget to 'feed' her every month and twice a week in bed
    act like youre a hero, that u can do mostly everything in this world (incl. be a driver, a repairman, a psychologist, hotline service and a baby sitter)

    rite after he 'drunk' of your love...(dont take more than 3 months to play this game) ..marry her!

    BAM! shell become youre home and child keeper, a laundry woman, cook, and most a the time 'slave at bed'

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerissa View Post
    heres a drop from me :- make her believe you love her more than anything in dis universe- make her feel shes the only one you need to make you happydont forget to 'feed' her every month and twice a week in bedact like youre a hero, that u can do mostly everything in this world (incl. be a driver, a repairman, a psychologist, hotline service and a baby sitter) rite after he 'drunk' of your love...(dont take more than 3 months to play this game) ..marry her!BAM! shell become youre home and child keeper, a laundry woman, cook, and most a the time 'slave at bed'
    Spongebob said that???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaine View Post
    Spongebob said that???
    wow... more like a shakespeare than a sponge-yellow fellow to me?

    Quote Originally Posted by ayam buaya
    bener om, cewek itu memang sulit dimengerti makanya gw ogah ama cewek... wakakakakakak....

    bahkan kadang aku aja ngerasa sulit mengerti diri sendriri... hai hai hai....
    Wah3x... suamimu pasti orang yang sangat suabar
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    wow... more like a shakespeare than a sponge-yellow fellow to me?



    Wah3x... suamimu pasti orang yang sangat suabar
    iye, tapi gw bukan orang yang sabar, itu napa nick gw diubah jadi ayam buaya? Lu mau gw makan?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaine View Post
    Spongebob said that???


    No, Sandy chick did,
    sepong bob is a bi...ya kna
    him, squiddy and the star thing

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    wanita emang sulit dimngerti
    khususnya klo lg nyetir... apalgi klo udh naik mtr n bawa anaknya..wih..ga pk helm, dan bnr bnr skanky

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    Quote Originally Posted by nerissa View Post
    No, Sandy chick did,
    sepong bob is a bi...ya kna
    him, squiddy and the star thing

    --
    wanita emang sulit dimngerti
    khususnya klo lg nyetir... apalgi klo udh naik mtr n bawa anaknya..wih..ga pk helm, dan bnr bnr skanky
    jadi keinget tadi pagi naik motor ama hegel, perasaan biasa2 aja *walo ga pake helem, di komplek inih


    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    wanita memang susah dimengerti tapi bisa dipelajari

    kalo minjem bahasa nya si cha_n "PEMBELAJARAN" cha_n
    wooo nudel menyimak sekali

    Quote Originally Posted by itsreza View Post
    trademark

    ga oot kok.. bahas kekompakan bu aya dan nude ini kan salah satu proses mencoba memahami wanita yang memang tidak bisa dimengerti
    siapa bilang ga OOT

    Quote Originally Posted by Agitho_Ryuki View Post
    harga barang ditoko depan rumah 10.000 dan harga barang yang sama di supermarket diujung jalan 2km 9.500. Pasti dibela-belain sampe ujung jalan, padahan cuma mau butuh dua... dan Pulang-pulang yang dibawa belanjaannya jadi berjibun...
    hahahahahha
    bener bener......................
    kadang suamiku suka merasionalisasikan pilihan2 emosionalku soal belanja.
    tapi ujung2nya aku tetep bisa memberi alasan lebih "rasional" lagi.
    semisal
    Tanya : "kenapa harus jauh-jauh amat sih, beli cuman dikit"
    Saya : "gpp biar banyak pilihan"
    Tanya : "tuh belanjaannya jadi banyak, tadi katanya cuman mau beli gula doang"
    Saya : "ya kan sekalian, udah jauh2 ga sekalian beli, rugi dong. trus yang lain juga lumayan murah, dari pada bolak balik. butuh kok. kalo ga setuju besok ayah yang belanja! *ngancem*"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cha_n View Post
    jadi keinget tadi pagi naik motor ama hegel, perasaan biasa2 aja *walo ga pake helem, di komplek inih




    wooo nudel menyimak sekali



    siapa bilang ga OOT


    hahahahahha
    bener bener......................
    kadang suamiku suka merasionalisasikan pilihan2 emosionalku soal belanja.
    tapi ujung2nya aku tetep bisa memberi alasan lebih "rasional" lagi.
    semisal
    Tanya : "kenapa harus jauh-jauh amat sih, beli cuman dikit"
    Saya : "gpp biar banyak pilihan"
    Tanya : "tuh belanjaannya jadi banyak, tadi katanya cuman mau beli gula doang"
    Saya : "ya kan sekalian, udah jauh2 ga sekalian beli, rugi dong. trus yang lain juga lumayan murah, dari pada bolak balik. butuh kok. kalo ga setuju besok ayah yang belanja! *ngancem*"

    aku biasanya menyiasatinya ya gitu, minta tolong suami buat beliin... tapi kjadang tetep tambah juga tuh belanjaan...
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