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  1. 08-07-2011, 10:13 PM #1
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    Diperkosa Perampok ...

    Terjadilah perampokan pada sebuah rumah yg dihuni oleh pasangan swami istri, sang swami di ikat kedua belah tangan dan kakinya dan mulutnya di tutup lakban sehingga sulit utuk bergerak maupun berteriak.. sedangkan sang istri di perkosa oleh sang perampok... setelah para perampok itu pergi dgn membawa sebagian harta mereka, lalu sang swami marah2 kepada istrinya...

    swami: "kamu ini.. kenapa tadi gak berteriak !!!..."
    istri: "mas.. gimana mau berteriak...!!"
    swami: "iya kan kamu bisa berteriak.. spy para tetangga datang bantu kita.."
    istri: "gak.. bisaaaaaaaaa masssssss... aku kan di perkosa"
    swami: "apanya yang di perkosa...."
    istri: "lho.. sampeyan memang gak liat aku di perkosa !!!!.."
    swami: "diperkosa apanya ???..."
    istri: "aku di perkosaaaaa massssssss... !!"
    swami: "iya kamu katanya di perkosa.. tapi koq kamu kelihatannya menikmati.. pake goyang pulak.. sama aku mana pernah se asyik itu.."
    istri: "ma'af mass.. abis enak sih.. aku gak pernah dapet yg begitu nikmat mass.."
    swami: "???..!@#$&%$#..???!!!"
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  2. 08-07-2011, 10:30 PM #2
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    ini pengalaman siapa pakde?
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  3. 08-07-2011, 10:43 PM #3
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    pengalaman perampok yg ceritera ke polisi ..
    waktu acara makan siangnya para perampok di penjara
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  4. 08-07-2011, 11:16 PM #4
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    istri: "Mas gak tau ya, kan saya ini aliran SM......"
    swami: "Bukan begitu!! Saya marah kenapa......kenapa bukan saya yg diperkosa.....?"
    istri: ".........................heh?"
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  5. 08-07-2011, 11:26 PM #5
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    yuki minta di perkosa sama spears ...
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  6. 08-07-2011, 11:38 PM #6
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    yatsu wa onna kana......ja sore wa kamawan.....

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  7. 08-07-2011, 11:41 PM #7
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    onna da to omou.. kakunin shitara do desuka ...
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  8. 08-07-2011, 11:47 PM #8
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    saa......dou kana......

    sore wa anta no shigoto da


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    wah...kenapa ngobrolnya pake bahasa dewa.....
    kagak ngerti gw.....


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  10. 08-07-2011, 11:57 PM #10
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    iki piye toh ?
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  11. 08-07-2011, 11:59 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuki
    saa......dou kana......

    sore wa anta no shigoto da


    *nigeru*
    sore ha dame desu.. uchi no kanai ni okorarerun da.. *gomen nee..*

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    wah...kenapa ngobrolnya pake bahasa dewa.....
    kagak ngerti gw.....
    tauK.. ada hattori kun lewat tuh
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  12. 09-07-2011, 12:17 AM #12
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    @kingform&et dah
    duh maaf ya, soalnya takut dia marah
    j/k ^ ^;

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    ya jangan terang-terangan dong, waduh saya ngajarin gak bener nih
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  13. 09-07-2011, 11:21 AM #13
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    Tuh ceritanya om ancuur sama om yuki tawar tawaran sapa yang mau diperkosa duluan
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  14. 09-07-2011, 12:23 PM #14
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  15. 09-07-2011, 12:32 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuki
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    ya jangan terang-terangan dong, waduh saya ngajarin gak bener nih
    santai aja.. biar pada pinter bhs jepang
    tar juga pada googling wkwkwk.. gak bakalan nemu sih
    klo pake huruf kanji baru bakal ngerti.. ini kan pake bahasa prokemnya jepang

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    Tuh ceritanya om ancuur sama om yuki tawar tawaran sapa yang mau diperkosa duluan
    hehee tau jga urju

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  16. 09-07-2011, 09:51 PM #16
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    hemmh,,,kalau gak cerita ama istri 1, pasti ke2, kalau gak yang ke3.... :p


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  17. 10-07-2011, 01:37 AM #17
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    ^ situ yang nomer berapa?
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  18. 10-07-2011, 02:03 AM #18
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    Serius? Pamajikannya Mang Ancur diperkosa? yang lain komennya meni semangat pisan? Kasihan atuh.
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  19. 10-07-2011, 04:49 AM #19
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    ah gak ngerti pada ngomongin paan sih
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  20. 10-07-2011, 04:55 AM #20
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