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  1. 21-03-2015, 12:44 PM #1
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    fere yg cerdik

    Pada suatu sabtu sore, seorang pria tua bernama [MENTION=53]Fere[/MENTION] masuk ke toko berlian dgn menggandeng seorang wanita muda sexy.
    "Kamu punya koleksi cincin berlian spesial ?", tanyanya pada pemilik toko.
    Pemilik toko memilih sebuah cincin dengan berlian cukup besar, "Ini spesial, harganya 25 juta".
    "Anda tidak mengerti, aku menginginkan yang benar-benar spesial untuk wanita spesial di sampingku ini", kata si pria tua.
    Pemilik toko mengambil koleksi sebuah cincin dengan berlian besar bersinar, "Yang ini yg paling spesial yang saya punya. Harganya 200 juta".
    Si wanita terlihat sangat antusias dan gembira, matanya berbinar melihat cincin berlian itu, Tangannya lebih lekat menggandeng si pria tua.
    "OK, sy rasa cukup spesial, Begini, sy akan bayar dgn cek, Dan sy tau anda perlu memastikan cek saya itu ada isinya, Jadi, anda bisa simpan dulu cek dan cincinnya, Anda cairkan senin, Kalau sudah cair baru saya akan ambil cincinnya".
    Pemilik toko setuju.
    Senin pagi, ketika dia cairkan ternyata cek itu kosong, Dia tlp si orang tua, "Pak, cek anda ternyata kosong, Anda tidak bisa ambil cincinnya."
    Terdengar jawaban kalem si orang tua, "Tidak apa, Sepertinya memang rekening saya tidak ada dananya, Yang penting saya telah menikmati 2 malam yang dahsyat ... !! ."
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  2. 22-03-2015, 03:34 AM #2
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    fere modusnya ada peningkatan, ga cuma kamar no 10
    ...bersama kesusahan ada kemudahan...

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  3. 22-03-2015, 08:39 PM #3
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    wooh.. jadi inget mbak hotpants
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  4. 22-03-2015, 08:58 PM #4
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    Pake cek mundur juga fer
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  5. 23-03-2015, 10:27 AM #5
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    gw belom pernah kepikiran modus yg begini

    Kong Sur emang jenius
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  6. 23-03-2015, 11:58 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    gw belom pernah kepikiran modus yg begini

    Kong Sur emang jenius
    Kok gw om, kan si [MENTION=53]Fere[/MENTION], gw cuma saksi(yg masih) hidup buat menceritakan kejadian tsb
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  7. 23-03-2015, 11:47 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    Kok gw om, kan si [MENTION=53]Fere[/MENTION], gw cuma saksi(yg masih) hidup buat menceritakan kejadian tsb
    Saksi...??? yang masih idup...???
    Wooooh....jangan jangan... JENG !!! JENG !!!
    kong sur ini yg nemenin 2 malam itu ya...
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  8. 24-03-2015, 10:55 AM #8
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    dialah korbannya
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  9. 24-03-2015, 11:02 AM #9
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    dialah korbannya
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  10. 24-03-2015, 12:13 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by lattungtatturrus View Post
    Saksi...??? yang masih idup...???
    Wooooh....jangan jangan... JENG !!! JENG !!!
    kong sur ini yg nemenin 2 malam itu ya...
    Bukan tung gw yg jadi penjual perhiasannya
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  11. 24-03-2015, 07:18 PM #11
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    Aaah...engkong jangan boong deh...yang jual perhiasan kan sebenernya saya...ngaku aja deh kong...hayooo ngaku...ntar saya kasih sama nudel loh...biar dibonga bonga di kamar 10
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  12. 25-03-2015, 08:38 AM #12
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    Kalo mau modusin mbak kolor merah,
    gimana caranya, Kong..?
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  13. 25-03-2015, 09:42 AM #13
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    Waduh ga bisa fer, masalahnya mbak kolor merahnya juga sering mangkal disini
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  14. 25-03-2015, 03:51 PM #14
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    Kalo dibeliin baju power ranger kayak punya Matsu,
    Mbak kolor merah bakalan seneng gak, Kong..?
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  15. 25-03-2015, 06:28 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
    Kalo dibeliin baju power ranger kayak punya Matsu,
    Mbak kolor merah bakalan seneng gak, Kong..?
    Seneng fer, apalagi kalo ada gambar angry bird nya
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  16. 27-03-2015, 10:37 PM #16
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    fere iitu cerita karangan agusrahman po ?
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  17. 29-03-2015, 09:25 AM #17
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    Waduh ga tahu om, mungkin fere en agusrahman itu satu guru satu ilmu
    you meet someone
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    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  18. 30-03-2015, 07:18 PM #18
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