1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before ***, you help each other get naked. After ***, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

⭕5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the ****! and What a ****!

⭕6. 3 people having *** is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

⭕7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".

But none of them come and touch the man's ***** and say "Well done!".

Moral of d story:In life, Hard work is very rarely appreciated: Only result matters.